I work with a total bull¥$€#er!

I work with a total bull¥$€#er!

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9mm

3,128 posts

211 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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ATV said:
There was a PH'er who got exposed for doing this.

I can't recall his ID but some enterprising (aka scary) PH'ers did some digging and exposed him. He tried to fob it off a "a bit of trolling" but it was all a bit sad.

I seem to recall he'd also lied about his appearance, as though he was some 6' 5 rugby-playing, company director, Patek-wearing hard man.

Then somebody found a picture and uploaded it



This is exactly how you'd expect a bullstter to look. Small man, wearing a second hand Rolex (only he was actually given this by Paul Newman on his deathbed, not bought it off eBay like you'd think) drinking sparkling wine (you can't see the Cristal bottle because Kanye has just taken it away to have sex with some groupies off-camera), wearing a diamond ring (he fought for control over some blood diamond mines in DRC with Andy McNab last year), sitting next to some quality pussy (this same cat was used as Blofeld's cat in all of the Bond films and MGM paid him £25,000 per day for the filming. The cat is now in the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest wealthiest cat in the world)
To be fair, he does have the biggest right hand I've seen on a little bloke.

krunchkin

2,209 posts

142 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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ATV said:
There was a PH'er who got exposed for doing this.

I can't recall his ID but some enterprising (aka scary) PH'ers did some digging and exposed him. He tried to fob it off a "a bit of trolling" but it was all a bit sad.

I seem to recall he'd also lied about his appearance, as though he was some 6' 5 rugby-playing, company director, Patek-wearing hard man.

Then somebody found a picture and uploaded it



This is exactly how you'd expect a bullstter to look. Small man, wearing a second hand Rolex (only he was actually given this by Paul Newman on his deathbed, not bought it off eBay like you'd think) drinking sparkling wine (you can't see the Cristal bottle because Kanye has just taken it away to have sex with some groupies off-camera), wearing a diamond ring (he fought for control over some blood diamond mines in DRC with Andy McNab last year), sitting next to some quality pussy (this same cat was used as Blofeld's cat in all of the Bond films and MGM paid him £25,000 per day for the filming. The cat is now in the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest wealthiest cat in the world)
I believe when he was outed the watch was revealed to be one of those £99 Klaus Kobec things you find advertised in The Sun. There's a link to the whole fiasco on the "most cringeworthy thread" thread.

KFC

3,687 posts

131 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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ATV said:
There was a PH'er who got exposed for doing this.

I can't recall his ID but some enterprising (aka scary) PH'ers did some digging and exposed him. He tried to fob it off a "a bit of trolling" but it was all a bit sad.

I seem to recall he'd also lied about his appearance, as though he was some 6' 5 rugby-playing, company director, Patek-wearing hard man.

Then somebody found a picture and uploaded it



This is exactly how you'd expect a bullstter to look. Small man, wearing a second hand Rolex (only he was actually given this by Paul Newman on his deathbed, not bought it off eBay like you'd think) drinking sparkling wine (you can't see the Cristal bottle because Kanye has just taken it away to have sex with some groupies off-camera), wearing a diamond ring (he fought for control over some blood diamond mines in DRC with Andy McNab last year), sitting next to some quality pussy (this same cat was used as Blofeld's cat in all of the Bond films and MGM paid him £25,000 per day for the filming. The cat is now in the Guinness Book of World Records as the oldest wealthiest cat in the world)
Does it make you feel big and clever picking on someone who's clearly got mental issues ?


Its one thing to post stories about random unnamed colleagues but its nasty to dig this up about someone you know reads PH surely?

The guy is clearly nuts... best just left to his own devices imo

Busso GTA

178 posts

127 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Hardly picking on him is it , he chose to bring his unique brand of bullsttery to the internet and got found out if he did the same in the any public real life setting which the internet effectively is he would get called out the same way , the internet is not some kind of protection of being a bullstter neither is faux mental issues yet they always seem to be trumped out as plausible excuses .

Anyway why do so many bullstters gravitate to SAS , Para's and guarding royals / politicians undercover , having previously worked in the prison service I met many of these tools some even claiming to serve in the Falklands etc when age and dates simply could not have allowed them to do so ?

Vaud

50,607 posts

156 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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krunchkin said:
I believe when he was outed the watch was revealed to be one of those £99 Klaus Kobec things you find advertised in The Sun. There's a link to the whole fiasco on the "most cringeworthy thread" thread.
Link? I couldn't see it at first glance.

krunchkin

2,209 posts

142 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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Vaud said:
krunchkin said:
I believe when he was outed the watch was revealed to be one of those £99 Klaus Kobec things you find advertised in The Sun. There's a link to the whole fiasco on the "most cringeworthy thread" thread.
Link? I couldn't see it at first glance.
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&f=210&t=1325484

Vaud

50,607 posts

156 months

Friday 28th November 2014
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krunchkin said:
Ah yes, a cry for help...

RyanTank

2,850 posts

155 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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extraT said:
stuff
ISWYDT! And I'd agree with it if it wasn't for the fact that we believe he only knows how to speak bullst.

I could go on all day about the stuff he's done and the claims of things.

One great example is when he went to America for 6 months to wrestle in a WWE entry league, spent almost £10k on it. flew out to the destination expecting to be picked up at the airport by the leader, but after 6hrs waiting and emailing the guy he finally realised he'd been scammed. I feel sorry for him in being scammed, but he still says he attended the club but just missed out on it as wrestlers like John Cena were in the camp and got picked over him.
I found out about it as we have a friend in common that I've known since childhood and used to work with him, and wanted to know if he had walked out of his job after a "massive bust up with the boss where I told him exactly what I thought of him and the place" or if had actually been sacked. no points for guessing which one is true.

He doesn't seem to realise that we all talk to each other here, as one thing he tells me will be almost completely different to another member of staff.
I genuinely think he may have something wrong with him mind, the bullstting is just one of the problems were having with him, but he's quite devious and good at covering his tracks on the other issues!

As for his brother being deployed to Afghan I'm almost positive he said his brother was a comms technician or something?

Loudy McFatass

8,855 posts

188 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Scooby84 said:
Also stabbed someone in a pub until his intestines were poking through.

Edited by Scooby84 on Thursday 27th November 21:24
roflrofl

Boobonman

5,655 posts

193 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Here's one getting called out whilst shopping in the US.

"STOLEN VALOUR!"

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=afd_1417242809


fridaypassion

8,581 posts

229 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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I remember years ago working with this lass that used to have this imaginary BF that nobody had ever seen. Could naver make it to the works do's but took her away to Paris every 3 weeks and did all these OTT romantic things. She lived with and cared for her mum. The thing is she was a sweet and lovely woman and given half a chance could probably have got her prince charming. I hope she did in the end!

On the other hand when I used to work at a company I'm sure people used to think I was the billy bullstter. On the very rare occasion I used to tell anyone about my extra curricular business activities I'm sure I got a few "yeah whatever" looks. I did turn up at the office in an Exige once just to annoy my old boss who had to sell his biggrin

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Vaud said:
krunchkin said:
Ah yes, a cry for help...
Yes I remember him, came across as a total prick, but when he was exposed it was all a bit sad really, like him.

Fastpedeller

3,875 posts

147 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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Worked near a guy who said he owned a pub in Holland Park, and it was a real goldmine (yeah, of course, that's why he had a job as well?). Anyway, told us all stories, like toffs from the banks and press used to go in his pub, and if he ran out of champers he'd nip out the back to the local offy, buy a bottle and dash back, put it in the freezer for a few minutes and that was 'another easy £60 made'. Another work colleague followed him 'home' one night, but of course he didn't get as far as Holland Park. This same colleague was in Holland Park some months later, and went into the named pub, and asked to see him 'who? they said..... never heard of anyone of that name'. Colleague took photo of pub. A few months later our pub landlord was leaving, so colleague put a photo of pub on works notice board with invitation to 'all my mates to come to my pub for farewell party - just ring me on this number to book your place on the coach which I'm providing'
GREAT, CLASSIC.

Ari

19,348 posts

216 months

Saturday 29th November 2014
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fridaypassion said:
On the other hand when I used to work at a company I'm sure people used to think I was the billy bullstter.
Ex SAS by any chance..? scratchchin

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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I had a peer on my Applied Physics degree at uni back in the late 80's/early 90's who fancied himself as a bit of a computer geek. Unfortunately for him, the level of geekery he aspired to with his bullsttery was actually less than my actual real knowledge. Sad but true.

(I went on to build a lucrative career on my computer geekery, so you can laugh on the other side of your face there if you must).


whoami

13,151 posts

241 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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JonRB said:
I had a peer on my Applied Physics degree at uni back in the late 80's/early 90's who fancied himself as a bit of a computer geek. Unfortunately for him, the level of geekery he aspired to with his bullsttery was actually less than my actual real knowledge. Sad but true.

(I went on to build a lucrative career on my computer geekery, so you can laugh on the other side of your face there if you must).

Right.

JonRB

74,615 posts

273 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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whoami said:
Right.
confused

Not bigging myself up there. Anyone with more than a basic grasp of computers and programming could have called him out. And, unfortunately for him, I lived and breathed the stuff. And it's now my career.

LimaDelta

6,531 posts

219 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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OK, I've held off but we had a good one a year or so back. I work in an industry which by it's nature attracts fairly interesting and experienced characters who have genuinely done some amazing things. Sometimes, when we hire someone brand-new they feel the need to fit in and, well, you know the rest. This chap insisted he couldn't afford a house in his home town because they were too expensive, but then regaled us with stories of how rough and dangerous it was round his neck of the woods.

He was also chased on night while out in his Mum's Fabia by not one, but TWO! police helicopters, but they had to stop when he crossed the Lancashire border!. He used to have the police regularly stop him to congratulate him on the quality of his driving. When we were discussing which cars people were bringing out for the winter season, he told us that all our choices were "ste" and that he could bring down "anything he liked". Yes, anything as long as it was your Mum's Fabia. He was also an ex semi-pro boxer (or MMA -it varied) (21 and built like a minecraft skeleton), didn't drink beer as there was "no point, he was so resistant to alcohol", so had to drink spirits, which invariably meant he was a pissed up wreck before we were even half way through the evening.

However, this guy was harmless enough, and just trying to fit in. The next guy though takes the biscuit. He has done it all, and I mean all. Spent x-years as a professional golfer, x-years in the X-games as a snowboarder, owned and run restaurants, spent years here, years there. The problem was, if you added up all these years it would have made him about 75 years old.

So many completely pointless lies, like he has three pizza ovens in his kitchen at home. Erm, ok, why three? He promised to sort out a dodgy MOT for his dept head over the phone to save him the 20 hour 1000EUR round trip back to the UK to have it done. Great, thanks mate, except he couldn't. No real reason, but now it wasn't possible.

soi6

121 posts

114 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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iTs all about "Validation" and wanting to feel part of whats going on


I've seen it whilst reading this forum for many a year . the desire to join in and use "secret terms' to try and feel one of the "lads' .


must go, off to buy something thats going to cost me "2 bags" .........

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

206 months

Sunday 30th November 2014
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ATV said:
There was a PH'er who got exposed for doing this.

I can't recall his ID but some enterprising (aka scary) PH'ers did some digging and exposed him. He tried to fob it off a "a bit of trolling" but it was all a bit sad.

I seem to recall he'd also lied about his appearance, as though he was some 6' 5 rugby-playing, company director, Patek-wearing hard man.

Then somebody found a picture and uploaded it



This is exactly how you'd expect a bullstter to look. Small man, wearing a second hand Rolex (only he was actually given this by Paul Newman on his deathbed, not bought it off eBay like you'd think) drinking
The worst thing is that he was once heard to claim his sofa DIDN'T come from Land of Leather!!