I work with a total bull¥$€#er!

I work with a total bull¥$€#er!

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y2blade

56,091 posts

215 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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IFL

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

151 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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jdw100 said:
Did you wear a leisure suite in the leisure suit?
Did you eat a sweet whilst wearing a leisure suit in the leisure suite ?

extraT

1,756 posts

150 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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Truckosaurus said:
I only half remember that thread (had a different user name back then) but....

4 years, 10,000 tweets and and advertising Drives, and selling some tasty cars as well, seems it was such BS after all?



Du1point8

21,606 posts

192 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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extraT said:
Truckosaurus said:
I only half remember that thread (had a different user name back then) but....

4 years, 10,000 tweets and and advertising Drives, and selling some tasty cars as well, seems it was such BS after all?
You only need to see him being named here to get more back ground

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

his company has had no turnover for 3 years and seems to have nothing more than twitter/facebook presence.

Seem to remember a driver he said he would sponsor was scammed by him as it never existed and he came on PH.

I still see him on Facebook coming up with multi million £ cars for sale, not ever seen a sale.

He does some very odd glamor photography that you need mind bleach to remove once seen, but that looks to be a hobby as there is no way any of it would sell or people would pay for it.

soad

32,882 posts

176 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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racingdude009 still has a pof (dating) account. wink

jdw100

4,102 posts

164 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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StuntmanMike said:
Did you eat a sweet whilst wearing a leisure suit in the leisure suite ?
laugh

Corpulent Tosser

5,459 posts

245 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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Bugger ! I never noticed that and typed it twice !

extraT

1,756 posts

150 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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Du1point8 said:
You only need to see him being named here to get more back ground

http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

his company has had no turnover for 3 years and seems to have nothing more than twitter/facebook presence.

Seem to remember a driver he said he would sponsor was scammed by him as it never existed and he came on PH.

I still see him on Facebook coming up with multi million £ cars for sale, not ever seen a sale.

He does some very odd glamor photography that you need mind bleach to remove once seen, but that looks to be a hobby as there is no way any of it would sell or people would pay for it.
ahhhh, ok. As I said I only half remember the thread, but 4 years is a long time....

Clivey

5,110 posts

204 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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A minor one but someone I know is a prize gobscensoredte. - Whatever the subject, either him or one of his mates has done it better or for longer. The irritating thing is a lot of it is really obvious bull / exaggeration.

He claims to have been a mechanic yet didn't know that modern cars use DBW throttles and asserted that the rear brakes weren't linked to the middle pedal but to the hand/parking brake. There are many more but I try not to listen because he just winds me up!




Spare tyre

9,538 posts

130 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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I mentioned this guy the other day, but had some more interaction with him, he said something about his dad which triggered some thinking...

He is in business with his dad
He is going to inherit his dads business
dad is essentially a tramp after being kicked out the family
He rarely sees his dad
His dad is a legend
Rocky relationship with his dad
His dad has three supercars and if he can build their relationship back up he will be allowed to drive said supercars, but he doesn't want to take pictures of said super cars cus he doesnt want to push it.

This is in the space of a couple of months after bit of Internet forum reading of threads started by him

I'm not exactly bright but I can spot it and I don't really know him, I wonder if this fantasy life is just kept for people who don't know him that we'll,but he seems to want to be your best mate, at which point we'd start to notice the lack of super cars, yachts houses etc he's claimed

I assume they just need a big hug and to be told that it's all ok?

Cfnteabag

1,195 posts

196 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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The is somene in the unit I am in who apparently has a level 5 NVQ in mechanics but struggles to do basic jobs on the vehicles he presents to us. Does like to (wrongly) tell us how to do our job though

STW2010

5,729 posts

162 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Clivey said:
A minor one but someone I know is a prize gobscensoredte. - Whatever the subject, either him or one of his mates has done it better or for longer. The irritating thing is a lot of it is really obvious bull / exaggeration.

He claims to have been a mechanic yet didn't know that modern cars use DBW throttles and asserted that the rear brakes weren't linked to the middle pedal but to the hand/parking brake. There are many more but I try not to listen because he just winds me up!
Perhaps he worked at Kwikfit. They know fk all about cars too

Squishey

568 posts

128 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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paolow

3,209 posts

258 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Squishey said:
Good work !

edgyedgy

474 posts

127 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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Squishey said:
brilliant.

Spare tyre

9,538 posts

130 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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must be some festive updates - sure people will be buying their wifes porches and diamonds etc for crimbo wink

DeuxCentCinq

14,180 posts

182 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Spare tyre said:
must be some festive updates - sure people will be buying their wifes porches and diamonds etc for crimbo wink
Last year I bought my wife a gold Rolex. Chap at work very into watches (as I am) called bullst. Then she wore it to our Christmas party.

To be fair, I could only afford it as it was sold to me via a very nice chap on a watch forum who I traded some of my military collection to. Sadly no SAS/boathouse story there either.


Other stories - working in IT, you get people who claim to be "hackers" and all that. One guy had been here about a month, when he had to take some holiday as "Scotland Yard have been knocking on my door" so he had to go see his girlfriend in Nottingham to lie low.

Bullst piled on bullst until he was fired for being st at his job. He couldn't work 1st line helpdesk let alone hack anything. He then claimed he hadn't been fired, and was leaving during the middle of the day to go to Nottingham as his girlfriend was having his baby.

That night he posted on Twitter from his flat with a picture of his gaming PC saying "been fired, don't care, got this sweet PC and more dole".

Dracoro

8,681 posts

245 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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Spare tyre said:
must be some festive updates - sure people will be buying their wifes porches
Sure, will keep her dry when she's standing outside the front door.

JimmyConwayNW

3,062 posts

125 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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An update on the shark strangler/guy who knocked out a cow/ drifted into a penguin.

Seeing as it's xmas I asked a couple of mates for some extra bits of his bullst.
Not one conversation was complete without a lot of lies.

He had been on holiday to Dubai (shark incident) for about 5 nights max. He made more business contacts on that one short trip than many people make in a lifetime. He had taken a lot of pictures of random Arabs and kept saying this is so and so he's a big timer and the pictures were just locals he had snapped on the streets.
He was conducting lots of import export deals and was a global player in the telecoms market when he returned. He sold his old iPhone whilst there.

He seemed to always talk about how he could call people like these rich uncles he had and could just get 10k here 20k there like its nothing not like you lot.

He was a devout Muslim yet was once seen eating a bacon butty right outside a mosque.

Continually talked about 'black guys'....deffo a homo.

Towards the end of every year was always talking about big things next year and how next year was his year. International business.

He only ever has baths in volvic or evian water. He won't even entertain the idea of using Buxton water as it's far to local and has only been filtered by hills not proper mountains.



Edited by JimmyConwayNW on Thursday 18th December 22:46

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Thursday 18th December 2014
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JimmyConwayNW said:
He only ever has baths in volvic or evian water. He won't even entertain the idea of using Buxton water as it's far to local and has only been filtered by hills not proper mountains.



Edited by JimmyConwayNW on Thursday 18th December 22:46
laugh

I love the fact that not only has he bullstted about bathing in Volvic or Evian, he's also got a reason why he wouldn't bathe in Buxton water.

Someone should give him a TV show.