I work with a total bull¥$€#er!
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I play football with a lad like this, he's completely harmless, but he clearly has issues & not a lot of friends.
(He's also s
t & never gets to play, so instead of not being picked on lack of ability, he's always got an excuse why he can't be included):
-He didn't show up last week because he got arrested as someone stole his phone, at the same time he was having a conversation with someone saying he over slept, when the whole time he was talkign to another team memeber on the phone.
-He fell off scaffolding head first & he couldn't play that week
-He tore his knee ligaments, but was hobbling on the wrong knee, then he went back to the Dr & they told him there wasn't actually anything wrong, he stopped limping straight away.
-He's slept with 80 odd women, yet none of them live round here, all up north.
-When he was a 'fireman' he went into a burning building & kicked his colleague in the face who'd passed out on the floor in the smoke, breaking his nose.
All of it's fairly harmless stuff, but we know all of it's complete st, we know he tries to make stuff up to try & fit in, but he just needs to be himself & stop being a cock.
(He's also s
t & never gets to play, so instead of not being picked on lack of ability, he's always got an excuse why he can't be included):-He didn't show up last week because he got arrested as someone stole his phone, at the same time he was having a conversation with someone saying he over slept, when the whole time he was talkign to another team memeber on the phone.
-He fell off scaffolding head first & he couldn't play that week
-He tore his knee ligaments, but was hobbling on the wrong knee, then he went back to the Dr & they told him there wasn't actually anything wrong, he stopped limping straight away.
-He's slept with 80 odd women, yet none of them live round here, all up north.
-When he was a 'fireman' he went into a burning building & kicked his colleague in the face who'd passed out on the floor in the smoke, breaking his nose.
All of it's fairly harmless stuff, but we know all of it's complete s
t, we know he tries to make stuff up to try & fit in, but he just needs to be himself & stop being a cock.theguvernor said:
-When he was a 'fireman' he went into a burning building & kicked his colleague in the face who'd passed out on the floor in the smoke, breaking his nose.
I just have a mental image of a man running into a burning building to kick an unconscious guy in the face, shouting 'HA!' at the guy and then running out....I don't work with one but one of my mates is one,
Discharged from the military on medical grounds ( not because he went AWOL) but is not entitled to a medical pension as its not severe enough,
when I got my company car 320D in June he was getting the next model up (335d) but still has his 02 Reg Vectra as the deal keeps being changed by the dealer.
Now has informed me that he is going to work on the rigs was meant to start in Oct but now been delayed till Jan once he is on will take triple my pay which im just under the 40% this whilst he is undergoing training. But its on a new rig what I know wont be in service until Mid 2015 as the company I work for is doing testing on it for applications, ive not had the hear to tell him yet.
Discharged from the military on medical grounds ( not because he went AWOL) but is not entitled to a medical pension as its not severe enough,
when I got my company car 320D in June he was getting the next model up (335d) but still has his 02 Reg Vectra as the deal keeps being changed by the dealer.
Now has informed me that he is going to work on the rigs was meant to start in Oct but now been delayed till Jan once he is on will take triple my pay which im just under the 40% this whilst he is undergoing training. But its on a new rig what I know wont be in service until Mid 2015 as the company I work for is doing testing on it for applications, ive not had the hear to tell him yet.
Funnily enough this all reminds me of the time i was in London walking past Harrods. I'd just been there to pick up my Rolex special Ltd edition, 2 in the world, Ayrton Senna was wearing the other one when he crashed, i've had offers from Bernie to buy it off me for 7 figures but i've turned it down as it has sentimental value to me.
Anyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return :
:" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!
Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
Anyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return :
:" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
honest_delboy said:
Funnily enough this all reminds me of the time i was in London walking past Harrods. I'd just been there to pick up my Rolex special Ltd edition, 2 in the world, Ayrton Senna was wearing the other one when he crashed, i've had offers from Bernie to buy it off me for 7 figures but i've turned it down as it has sentimental value to me.
Anyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return ::" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!
Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
Whats not to believeAnyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return :
:" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
Zoobeef said:
That is achievable if he's had a weekend in Doncaster
Had it been anyone else i'd be inclined to believe them.However all the women he claims to 'pull' down here in his work place (where some of the team also work) nobody has ever seen.
He was proudly showing off photo's of a woman naked the other day, saying how he'd met her recently somewhere, he even said 'look i can prove she's legit, here is her FB profile'.
Yet when he clicked on said girls profile, they only had 1 friend.... him!
The new Jack Reacher novel said:
Funnily enough this all reminds me of the time i was in London walking past Harrods. I'd just been there to pick up my Rolex special Ltd edition, 2 in the world, Ayrton Senna was wearing the other one when he crashed, i've had offers from Bernie to buy it off me for 7 figures but i've turned it down as it has sentimental value to me.
Anyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return ::" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!
Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
Anyway, there i was walking along and i see this little nipper run into the road, he's just about to be hit by a lorry so i throw myself in between them and cushion the blow. I save the kids life and came away with only minor cuts and bruises. The doctor said if it had been anyone else they would've broken every bone in their body and died instantly. He said it was only because of my stuntman training that i was able to absorb the impact. Which reminds me....
When they were shooting Goldeneye i was doing the catering (tea and coffee executive). It was the opening scene where Pierce brosnan bungee jumps down the dam. The stuntman took one look and said "fark that" so the director shouted out "can anyone who's not a <meow> do this?" So i stepped forward and volunteered so long as i get to do it 'my way'. I did the scene (if you freeze frame you can see it's me wearing a wig) and as i jumped off i winked at the camera but they cut it from the movie. I was livid about this so sued the franchise and won. Instead of getting a financial award i opted to get free tickets to red carpet Bond events for the rest of my life. At the Skyfall premier i gave DC a wedgie whilst he was being interviewed for Skynews, me and Danny still laugh about it on our lads nights out.
Back to the story, i save this kids life and his dad (who happens to be Sheik Al Suma Bin Larjin) comes over and says "you've saved my son how ever can i repay you?" and tried to give a Ferrari Fxx limited edition, i decline as my mate has one and it costs him 9k for an oil change. So instead he gives me a thoroughbred racehorse. The next day i enter it into a maiden at Lingfield with me riding and it hoses up by 5 lengths (I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori) at 100-1 (i had a grand on it). After the race i'm putting the horse away and Sir Alex Ferguson comes up to me and offers to buy the horse for a million quid. I said fine but when be turned up at my house the next day with the cash the horse jumped over the back fence and ran away. "och, nae bother" says SAF and he gives me a lifetime season ticket to old trafford anyway.
But i digress, i'm at work the next day and my boss says the higher ups at Hereford aren't happy with me winning £100,000 on the horses and i've been asked to give it away to charity. So i do. So I'm at this charity celebrity Black Tie event for 'Disadvantaged orphan kids with awful diseases' and they want me to meet some of the kids. I regale little Tommy and Timmy with my tales of derring do in Afghanistan and other top secret special Ops and they are so inspired one of them even gets out of his wheelchair and starts dancing! Brung a tear to me eye it did. Before i start blubbing like a little girl i make my way to the bar and who's there? Only Ollie Reed! So we get started on the lagers. Him telling me about his various acting escapades and me confiding my anecdotes from when i was Princess Di's bodyguard. Anyway i'm matching him drink for drink but also throwing in extra chasers between pints, i can see he's starting to flag so i excuse myself to the little boys room. I finish my business and turn around to see 2 stunning Page3 models, "We heard about your donation and saw your little speech with Timmy and Tommy, you're so unselfish we thought we'd like to do something for you in return :
:" I stumble out of the event, a bird on each arm and we get papp'ed, i didn't know it at the time but one was going out with a premiership footballer and the other was dating that guy from the Expendables. To cut a long story short after that long night of animalistic rutting they both dumped their blokes and we regularly hook up now and again when my mum's out. Sometimes they bring over a few of their page3 friends too!Merry Christmas everyone! (I also invented Christmas BTW - FACT)
JimmyConwayNW said:
An update on the shark strangler/guy who knocked out a cow/ drifted into a penguin.
Towards the end of every year was always talking about big things next year and how next year was his year. International business.
Does he have a brother called Rodney? Towards the end of every year was always talking about big things next year and how next year was his year. International business.
Edited by JimmyConwayNW on Thursday 18th December 22:46
honest_delboy said:
(I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori)
The con men are always undone by little details. Frankie Dettori races on the flat, whereas AP is a jump jockey. That was the only
in your armour of plausibility. Now, I am given cause to doubt the rest of it. Except the bit about the watch. theguvernor said:
Had it been anyone else i'd be inclined to believe them.
However all the women he claims to 'pull' down here in his work place (where some of the team also work) nobody has ever seen.
He was proudly showing off photo's of a woman naked the other day, saying how he'd met her recently somewhere, he even said 'look i can prove she's legit, here is her FB profile'.
Yet when he clicked on said girls profile, they only had 1 friend.... him!
now thats weird, making stuff up on the spur of the moment is usual billy bullsh!tt3r stuff, but actually creating additional accounts and profiles - oddHowever all the women he claims to 'pull' down here in his work place (where some of the team also work) nobody has ever seen.
He was proudly showing off photo's of a woman naked the other day, saying how he'd met her recently somewhere, he even said 'look i can prove she's legit, here is her FB profile'.
Yet when he clicked on said girls profile, they only had 1 friend.... him!
Vocal Minority said:
honest_delboy said:
(I beat Tony McCoy snd Frankie Dettori)
The con men are always undone by little details. Frankie Dettori races on the flat, whereas AP is a jump jockey. That was the only
in your armour of plausibility. Now, I am given cause to doubt the rest of it. Except the bit about the watch. 
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