A bull****** who wasn't actually?

A bull****** who wasn't actually?

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antspants

2,401 posts

175 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Hackney said:
Or is punctuation the real victim here wink
laugh

lufbramatt

5,338 posts

134 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Pebbles167 said:
Thats right, smile he lives in a town that neighbours mine.

I've never met the guy, but I know hes a massive car bloke. Indeed many of the performance car sightings in the area have been attributed to him. In particular an Ariel Atom which I've spotted a few times.
Nice biggrin

One of my few spottings of famous people was seeing him out in his 250GTO a few a years ago whilst out cycling with my dad in the New Forest. Sounded glorious!

sc0tt

18,037 posts

201 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Crossflow Kid said:
Likes fixed wing for "work", rotary for fun.
You know you said that out loud ...

Ari

19,345 posts

215 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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At the London Boat Show one year, went for a drink afterwards with some of the guys from the show on a barge that was converted into a pub in the docks close to the show.

The barman was telling us that (amongst other things) he used to be an engineer for Lotus and how he had invented the windsurfer! rolleyes

Sounded like typical 'bloke behind the bar bullst' - turned out to be this bloke...

https://ukwindsurfing.com/hall-of-fame/peter-chilv...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Chilvers

getmecoat

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Friend of mine at school claimed that his grandpa was a world champion fisherman, or something similar. Nobody believed him, obviously.

Until, one day, when I happened to visit his grandpas house, which was filled with trophies and pictures of him stood next to all sorts of enormous fish.

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

189 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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A place I used to work at had offices all over the place. There was a management programme in place, and part of that programme meant you had to go on secondment to another country. Anyway, one time we had a girl working in our office from Brazil. She was doing an MBA and was very smart, very clued up, but seemed to think we'd believe her daft story about her family owning some planes.

Until she brought in a magazine with her and her parents standing on a runway with about 10 jumbo jets parked up behind them and the full article describing the "family business". Yep, her parents were the Brazilian equivalent of Michael O'Leary and by all accounts, what can only be described as "fking loaded".

z4RRSchris99

11,266 posts

179 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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guy on an art forum I frequent said his husband had a yellow fast car and was good mates with an old rock star who had loads of fast cars...

turns out he has a huge mansion, he's mates with nick mason and has a nice yellow lambo

Rollcage

11,327 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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A guy I used to know went out with the daughter of a Brazilian steel magnate. Gerdau, I think the company was.

z4RRSchris99

11,266 posts

179 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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guy at school used to say his family owned morrisons. didn't believe him.

he got £77m on his 18th, has a nice DB4 and yes his family owned morrisons

P1ato

340 posts

128 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Had dinner with a Board Director of a FTSE 100 company who wanted to play a truth game; i.e. tell me 3 facts about you, 2 of which are true and I'll guess the lie. He wanted to go first...I can't remember his lie, but the true stories were that he had kissed a reigning Miss World and had a Commonwealth gold medal. I think the game went downhill from there.


Rollcage

11,327 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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P1ato said:
Had dinner with a Board Director of a FTSE 100 company who wanted to play a truth game; i.e. tell me 3 facts about you, 2 of which are true and I'll guess the lie. He wanted to go first...I can't remember his lie, but the true stories were that he had kissed a reigning Miss World and had a Commonwealth gold medal. I think the game went downhill from there.
Sounds a bit of a prick!

ikarl

3,730 posts

199 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Used to train at the gym with a guy who I thought was he biggest bullstter of the lot. Couldn't believe a word he said...even the way he described everything just sounded like crap!

One Friday he tells me that Mariusz Pudzianowski coming to his house, staying with him and his folks over the weekend, doing some strongman show.

I phoned him on the Saturday and made my excuses to go over, thinking he'd bs me more about being out etc... Well, you guessed it, sure enough, there was Mariusz sitting on my mates sofa watching TV. Very surreal, he was absolutely huge!!

RizzoTheRat

25,127 posts

192 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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Not something he went on about much but someone I used to work with was very in to his running and often off doing random races. I looked him up the other day as I was after some info on a project he worked on, and several hits on Google for his name are about the fact he was the first Brit to complete the Marathon De Sables! For the non runners, that's a 150 mile race across the Sahara.

Pit Pony

8,473 posts

121 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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My ex girlfriend used to live next door to Emlyn Hughes, and I used to go around to Cameron Toshack's House (John's son) and play football in his garden. My daughter went to school with Brendan Roger's daughter, and is now friends with a girl called Gabby, whose mother is a dog trainer, and trains the badly behaved dog belonging to the Gerrard family.

I tell people at work, but nobody cares how 'well' connected I am.

Mark-C

5,054 posts

205 months

Wednesday 27th August 2014
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I used to be Suzi Quattro's paperboy ...




Am I doing this right?

s3fella

10,524 posts

187 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Went to buy a motorbike off a woman who's fella reckoned he worked at an ex us airforce base that now stores cars etc. he reckoned, and was deadly serious about it, that there was an 'invisible hanger' on this base, that they all know is there, but is invisible and you need to be careful not to drive cars into it when moving them around etc.

Turns out, having been up to the site and searched on Google earth, that this hanger is indeed invisible!


(Iirc I mentioned this on ph a few years ago and someone else on here knew this guy too!) .

SilverSixer

8,202 posts

151 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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A lad at my school used to go on about how he knew the Beatles, Dad was best mates with one of them, that sort of guff. Yeah, right, we all said.

We were good mates and his parents invited me to go away with them for a weekend to stay at a friend's house who was out of the country - nice big place, pools, tennis courts, big gardens, all that jazz. My parents agreed to let me go. When we got there I was perusing the family photos around the house. Hello, Mr Lennon.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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mattdaniels said:
Jazoli said:
A friend of my parents claimed his brother had put Jaguar XJ220 running gear into a Transit van, it turns out he had!
Mentioned in this thread: http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...
I saw that van at TWR in Kidlington when I used to deliver stuff. It was parked up next two XJ220's.
The engineer was quite happy to show me!

I kind of knew it was special by the kitted out cabin and massive XJ220 wheels!

11110111

612 posts

200 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Pebbles167 said:
Thats right, smile he lives in a town that neighbours mine.

I've never met the guy, but I know hes a massive car bloke. Indeed many of the performance car sightings in the area have been attributed to him. In particular an Ariel Atom which I've spotted a few times.
only a month or so back whilst on holiday in the Cotswold's I saw Masons Ferrari 365 coming towards me:

http://www.ferrarilife.com/forums/attachments/pre-...

vescaegg

25,524 posts

167 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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s3fella said:
Went to buy a motorbike off a woman who's fella reckoned he worked at an ex us airforce base that now stores cars etc. he reckoned, and was deadly serious about it, that there was an 'invisible hanger' on this base, that they all know is there, but is invisible and you need to be careful not to drive cars into it when moving them around etc.

Turns out, having been up to the site and searched on Google earth, that this hanger is indeed invisible!


(Iirc I mentioned this on ph a few years ago and someone else on here knew this guy too!) .
I dont actually know what you are trying to say here unless you are actually claiming said building has cloaking capabilities...

Am I having a really thick moment?