A bull****** who wasn't actually?

A bull****** who wasn't actually?

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Mr SFJ

4,076 posts

122 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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A kid said he was going to turn up to prom in a GT3RS. We all thought bullst, but he actually turned up in one, which was nice.

shoehorn

686 posts

143 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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I met a guy at a Bush-fire gig/hippy party years ago who claimed to be a roadie back in the 60`s 70`s,you name it he had humped stuff for them or had a blast with them;
No one ever believed him,we had a bit in common,music,fishing,etc. and sort of became good mates.
One day I got to go back to his place for a little smoke and a drink and sure enough was this guy dotted around the house in about a million photos from back in the day with just about everyone who was anyone.
We are still good friends now,he knows people don`t believe him,he don`t care.
Its partly the laid back attitude that allowed us to gel in the first place,he has nothing to prove to anyone.

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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shoehorn said:
you name it he had humped stuff for them
No DVDs back then eh? wink

shoehorn

686 posts

143 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Crossflow Kid said:
No DVDs back then eh? wink
I like the username,sort of `Gunslinger in a MK1 escort`
"Get out your car and milk ya cow!"
And lastly is the pre crossflow kid your dad?getmecoat

Kermit power

28,643 posts

213 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Inkyfingers said:
Friend of mine at school claimed that his grandpa was a world champion fisherman, or something similar. Nobody believed him, obviously.

Until, one day, when I happened to visit his grandpas house, which was filled with trophies and pictures of him stood next to all sorts of enormous fish.
If one of my childhood friends had told me his grandfather was a world champion fisherman, I would've believed him. Who the hell would choose that of all things to bullst about? confused

anonymous-user

54 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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shoehorn said:
I like the username,sort of `Gunslinger in a MK1 escort`
It's a Caterham hactuerrly.

Petrolhead95

7,043 posts

154 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.

wolfracesonic

6,992 posts

127 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Hackney said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
An old neighbour claimed he had murdered a builder he had a row with, when he had died we met his family who told us all about it. He killed the builder and his son served 19 for it and moved to Manchester to start a new life.
Why did his son serve time for a murder the father committed?
Or is punctuation the real victim here wink
Could that be an actual dangling participle? Should the Spelling Police be informed?

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

282 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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Alfa numeric said:
Ari said:
At the London Boat Show one year, went for a drink afterwards with some of the guys from the show on a barge that was converted into a pub in the docks close to the show.

The barman was telling us that (amongst other things) he used to be an engineer for Lotus and how he had invented the windsurfer! rolleyes

Sounded like typical 'bloke behind the bar bullst' - turned out to be this bloke...

https://ukwindsurfing.com/hall-of-fame/peter-chilv...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Chilvers

getmecoat
I used to live there, that was my local. He's a great guy, very open about his past. I don't know if he still has it but he used to have a factory prototype Esprit convertible parked outside the barge. There was also loads of photos from Lotus insdie the bar, showing things like Diana Rigg in her Elan, Roger Moore in the red Esprit in For Your Eyes Only etc. All were signed by the people in them.
yes

Pete's boat bar. Sadly no more. Many a happy evening after work spent there having BBQs and drinking beer.


Condi

17,188 posts

171 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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LordHaveMurci said:
Eric Mc said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
He killed the builder and his son served 19 for it and moved to Manchester to start a new life.
Why did his son serve 19 years and then move to Manchester?
To start a new life silly laugh
I think the point was that moving to Manchester is like serving a sentence in itself...

Jasandjules

69,885 posts

229 months

Thursday 28th August 2014
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So far no. The real bull***ers have to date been simply that.

berlintaxi

8,535 posts

173 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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doogz said:
Petrolhead95 said:
A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.
What?


Nezquick

1,461 posts

126 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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doogz said:
Petrolhead95 said:
A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.
What?
Why would anyone drive an Enzo around a field?

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Nezquick said:
doogz said:
Petrolhead95 said:
A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.
What?
Why would anyone drive an Enzo around a field?
Silverstone is in a field. A bloody big one granted, but it's a field all the same.

mattdaniels

7,353 posts

282 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Nezquick said:
doogz said:
Petrolhead95 said:
A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.
What?
Why would anyone drive an Enzo around a field?
Because they can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-4v4I7Gzk0

King Herald

23,501 posts

216 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Eric Mc said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
He killed the builder and his son, served 19 for it, and moved to Manchester to start a new life.
Why did his son serve 19 years and then move to Manchester?
Edited for clarity. biggrin

Kateg28

1,353 posts

163 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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v15ben said:
A lad in my school year used to bullst all sorts about how wealthy his dad was.
His parents were divorced and none of us had ever seen his dad.
That was until he turned up at school one afternoon in a then new Ferrari 360!
Now drives a Murcielago or Aventador I believe.
This happened to my brother when he was about 10 (30 years ago now). Our father lived abroad so none of our friends had ever met him, and he did indeed own a Ferrari, a gorgeous 365 GT 2+2. However my brother's teacher pulled him in front of the class and gave him a public dressing down for lying.
Dad moved back to the UK and had the car shipped back with him , found out about the humiliation and picked him up in the car. Cost my dad a set of tyres as he lit them up when he pulled away. Potentially dangerous behaviour but this was 30 years ago, attitudes have changed and it was worth it at the time.

Teacher did a public apology to my brother.

5potTurbo

12,532 posts

168 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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mattdaniels said:
Alfa numeric said:
Ari said:
At the London Boat Show one year, went for a drink afterwards with some of the guys from the show on a barge that was converted into a pub in the docks close to the show.

The barman was telling us that (amongst other things) he used to be an engineer for Lotus and how he had invented the windsurfer! rolleyes

Sounded like typical 'bloke behind the bar bullst' - turned out to be this bloke...

https://ukwindsurfing.com/hall-of-fame/peter-chilv...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peter_Chilvers

getmecoat
I used to live there, that was my local. He's a great guy, very open about his past. I don't know if he still has it but he used to have a factory prototype Esprit convertible parked outside the barge. There was also loads of photos from Lotus insdie the bar, showing things like Diana Rigg in her Elan, Roger Moore in the red Esprit in For Your Eyes Only etc. All were signed by the people in them.
yes

Pete's boat bar. Sadly no more. Many a happy evening after work spent there having BBQs and drinking beer.

Great location! thumbup

Nezquick

1,461 posts

126 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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mattdaniels said:
Nezquick said:
doogz said:
Petrolhead95 said:
A kid at school always claimed that his dad owned a Ferrari Enzo. Thought it was utter BS until he uploaded a video onto Facebook of him driving it around their garden/field.
What?
Why would anyone drive an Enzo around a field?
Because they can.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-4v4I7Gzk0
I think that belongs on the "You know you've made it when..." thread.

21TonyK

11,522 posts

209 months

Friday 29th August 2014
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Two guys I know would fit this thread perfectly. They both work abroad mainly and are all over the place so getting together is rare, maybe every few years if we are lucky.

Ask one "so what you been up to?" you get answers like, had dinner at the white house, opened the exchange and was on the telly in Time Square, got invited to some royal wedding etc etc. Ask the other and you get "oh, got another oscar", spent the summer with Jonny Depp and his Mrs, spent a day on a private track in Spain somewhere learning to drive an F1 car.

Oh... and put his, his wife and three kids names down for Virgin Galactic!