Tagline for your town

[selym]

Marlow- where crossing the roads at zebra crossings isn't compulsory.

[michael243]

Birmingham - st

[mattfuey]

Sittingbourne - jobless and overweight? Welcome in!

[bodhi]

Stafford - where all the missing traffic lights ended up

or

Stafford - Hey at least it isn't Stoke.

[anonymous-user]

Milton Keynes - Satan's lay-by

/Bill Bailey

[Mini1275]

Crewkerne - Go somewhere else.

[anonymous-user]

Mini1275 said:

Crewkerne - Go somewhere else.

[Puggit]

bigandclever said:

London. There's more French here than in fking Bordeaux.

So many they have their own MP: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17893296

[Puggit]

MrBarry123 said:

SilverSixer said:

Reading. 25 minutes from London.

Joke is, I've never managed to catch a train that's so quick - even with the new platforms they still stop outside Reading!

[Thankyou4calling]

Does anybody have a nice word to say about anywhere?

[hidetheelephants]

Crossflow Kid said:

Basingstoke - It's where Jeremey Clarkson drove a Fiesta round a shopping mall y'know.
Nothing else remotely interesting has ever happened here

Shirley it should be:

Basingstoke - famous for its roundabout(as featured in Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy)?

[bigandclever]

Shorpe: tripping up swear filters for 25 years

[Studio117]

London: Champagne and dogst, just on your doorstep

[anonymous-user]

hidetheelephants said:

Crossflow Kid said:

Basingstoke - It's where Jeremey Clarkson drove a Fiesta round a shopping mall y'know.
Nothing else remotely interesting has ever happened here

Shirley it should be:

Basingstoke - famous for its roundabout(as featured in Hitch Hikers' Guide to the Galaxy)?

Famous?
Bit optimistic innit?

[Dalto123]

Bromley. Just don't bother coming here.

[The Nur]

A borrowed one;

Swansea. A pretty, stty city.

[rhinochopig]

I was born in Hull. The Idler's book of crap towns tagline was 'Hull: It smells of Death!' Underneath was a picture of phone-box with a human turd sat in it.

It's true, it does smell of death.

[TheGreatSoprendo]

The Nur said:

A borrowed one;

Swansea. A pretty, stty city.

Dylan Thomas, wasn't it?

[eldar]

Whitehaven

Invaded by America. The only excitement in 250 years.

http://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/john-pa...

[OllieC]

Alfa numeric said:

Northampton. It could be worse, you could be in Corby Kettering, Wellingborough,Rushden, etc .