Tagline for your town

[freakybacon]

GTIR said:

Bradford - It's full of people called Dave.

Yup!

[Evil Monkey]

Gaspode said:

Evil Monkey said:

Stroud - Twinned with Royston Vasey

Alternatively: Last Refuge of the Defiant Ex-Hippie

But our Farmer's Market is the organic Dog's bks.

FTFY. The doughnut stall at the market is excellent too.

[wevster]

Newton Aycliffe described in song

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TXV8yubfCCM

[kowalski655]

County,not town

[AClownsPocket]

Middlesbrough - Sorry !

[bingybongy]

Matlock - stholes are everywhete.

[speedtwelve]

Andover: Twinned with Sarajevo. Slightly fewer artillery craters.

As someone who's lived within 15 miles of the place for the last 10 years, let me confirm that Basingstoke is, actually, st

[Chlamydia]

speedtwelve said:

Andover: Twinned with Sarajevo. Slightly fewer artillery craters.

As someone who's lived within 15 miles of the place for the last 10 years, let me confirm that Basingstoke is, actually, st

Serving in the army in Northern Ireland in the 80s attached to an infantry regiment, the Boss used to start every brief by listing the various incidents/deaths that had happened. At the end of it he'd always say, "Still, could be worse, we could be in Basingstoke". I assume he came from there.

[steveatesh]

Sunderland, "managed decline for forty years"

[Gaspode]

Evil Monkey said:

FTFY. The doughnut stall at the market is excellent too.

As is the Falafel stall.

I love Stroud, I have lived here for nigh-on half a century, except for a brief spell at University and 8 years in Zurich (where I had a free apartment). So another tagline could be "Stroud - better than Zurich (according to Gaspode)"

[AB]

The Wirral Peninsula - NO IT'S NOT FOOKING LIVERPOOL!!!!

[sherbertdip]

Salisbury - You can visit, but you're not good enough to live here!

[Petrol Only]

Nottingham. You probably won't get shot anymore.

[bristolracer]

Bristol - dont come by car, we've dug all the roads up, and those we haven't are bus lanes or controlled parking zones.

[HereBeMonsters]

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

[Chicken]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Southampton- Famous for the Titanic, and.......errrr.......ummm. Nope, that's it.
Portsmouth- Hunting Paediatricians since the 90s
(and where I live)
Warsash - Where our chavs are polite, and every other household owns a yacht.

[putonghua73]

East London: ISIS in the UK, hipsters and where winning the National Lottery equates to a deposit for a house.

[Petrol Only]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Will end this now SCUMMER

[vonuber]

Where I live currently:

Battersea - at least it's not Clapham

Where I grew up:

Macclesfield - free stabbing with every random assault

[Chlamydia]

HereBeMonsters said:

Chlamydia said:

HereBeMonsters said:

Southampton. At least it's not Portsmouth.

Portsmouth. Close enough to Southampton to smell it.

Sorry, that "weird" smell is called soap. We use it to clean stuff. Perhaps one day we'll send some over to you.

Got to admit I laughed at that.