Tagline for your town

Tagline for your town

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XJSJohn

15,966 posts

220 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Bangkok - Its not all sleazy, honest!!!

Baryonyx

18,006 posts

160 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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THX said:
Loads of people lay into their home town. It's really annoying.

Usually younger types who've yet to explore further afield, lambasting the town their parents raised them in. Really gets on my nerves. It's as if they think they're better than everyone before even having proved themselves in any social or professional circumstance.

My home town is far from perfect, but it has it's charm. I had the option to move away, or into the city, but chose to stay as I have friends and family here and I love the region.
Yes, it's strange. I grew up in North Tyneside, though I'd always considered it more a further reaching part of Newcastle than anything else. Now, there are plenty of things I don't like about Newcastle and it's city centre (vomit, piss and rubbish filled streets come with the weekend revellers who travel from all over to wreck the city), but it's not bad. I could still live in North Tyneside quite happily.


Where I've moved to now, the young 'uns all want out. Strange that, as it's out in the countryside, surrounded by fields and river. The air is considerably cleaner than in the city. A five minute drive will take you to some of the most fantastic B roads in the country. It's quiet, the locals are reasonably well off and pleasant sorts. I moved here by dint of meeting my missus, who has lived here all her life. When we were looking for a house, we had sadly resigned ourselves to not being able to afford a house in the village as the property values are generally way above our budget, and it was only by a stroke of luck that we managed to move here. The property prices have risen because there is a demand to live here and it's exactly the sort of place someone who has lived in a city would fancy living, because it's just nicer.


Most of my wife's friends don't think so. They're all in their mid 20's now, and ever since I've known them they have generally expressed a desire to get out of the village and move to Newcastle. They've taken to renting small flats (Jesmond: pretty to look at but filled with idiotic students and a seasonal burglary problem or Heaton: slightly glum, unpleasant to look at for the most part and cramped or Gosforth: has a Dominos pizza and is expensive). I expect they'll generally come around to realising how lucky they were to live in the country, and want to come back there, only to find themselves priced out of the market and with little cash in the bank from years of renting.

Hudson

1,857 posts

188 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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15 and pregnant? Welcome to Stevenage

steveo3002

10,541 posts

175 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Hudson said:
15 and pregnant? Welcome to Stevenage
14 and pregnant and already have a kid of each colour? welcome to haverhill -the benefits office is that way

Edited by steveo3002 on Monday 1st September 18:42

ChemicalChaos

10,404 posts

161 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Nantwich - old biddies in old boutique shops

JohnSW20

886 posts

238 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Raynes Park your neighbors will call it West Wimbledon

anonymous-user

55 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Bristol -Why Are You Filming Me?!

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Zwolf said:
Bracknell: Fujitsu, Waitrose, BMW or on the dole?
Bracknell - Even BMW are off soon!

cwis

1,160 posts

180 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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High Wycombe. At least it's not Slough.

ChemicalChaos

10,404 posts

161 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Crossflow Kid said:
Bristol - Why are you so fking hilly?!?!?!
EFA

Blib

44,257 posts

198 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Barnet: Hair today, hair tomorrow.

Webber3

1,228 posts

220 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Basingstoke - where Andover goes to shop

Not surprising really. Andover town center is so bad even McDonalds and Tesco have pulled out, but at least it still has Cash Convertors and Brighthouse. Every other shop is a charity shop though. It seriously makes Basingstoke looks like New York City.

Monkeylegend

26,493 posts

232 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Want a simple life? Want to be left alone? Don't want anybody to write to you?

Move to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

the jewel in the welsh crown.

kowalski655

14,681 posts

144 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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steveo3002 said:
Hudson said:
15 and pregnant? Welcome to Stevenage
14 and pregnant and already have a kid of each colour? welcome to haverhill -the benefits office is that way
13 & pregnant? Still boozing & smoking? Come to Blackpool,we have hundreds like you!

Jonboy_t

5,038 posts

184 months

Monday 1st September 2014
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Webber3 said:
Basingstoke - where Andover goes to shop

Not surprising really. Andover town center is so bad even McDonalds and Tesco have pulled out, but at least it still has Cash Convertors and Brighthouse. Every other shop is a charity shop though. It seriously makes Basingstoke looks like New York City.
I have worked in Andover for the last 4 years and 2 things amaze me:

1 - there seems to be loads of PHers there and I've never seen one,
2 - why the hell does anyone live there? It really is at level 9.7 on the moron scale.

Jaguar steve

9,232 posts

211 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Paul671 said:
Chelmsford - Basingstoke with Essex people
You must have experienced the charm of the city of Essex on a very good day, it's usually far worse than that...

jayfrancis

439 posts

209 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Bath - You should of gone to Bristol.

Morningside

24,111 posts

230 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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jayfrancis said:
Bath - You should of gone to Bristol.
I only went to Bath once in the late 1980s I thought it was a really nice place.

gamefreaks

1,969 posts

188 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Leicester: Last one out pull the chain!

Thankyou4calling

10,616 posts

174 months

Tuesday 2nd September 2014
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Bradford. Please see other thread for a full rundown.