Tagline for your town

[Monkeylegend]

HereBeMonsters said:

Redhill - where people who fall asleep on the train end up missing their stop.

[MysteryLemon]

bodhi said:

Stafford - Hey at least it isn't Stoke.

Stoke - Hey at least it isn't Stoke... Oh wait...

[evilmunkey]

Bramley the winnit on the edge of pudsey the hole between leeds and bradford.

[Hudson]

kowalski655 said:

steveo3002 said:

Hudson said:

15 and pregnant? Welcome to Stevenage

14 and pregnant and already have a kid of each colour? welcome to haverhill -the benefits office is that way

13 & pregnant? Still boozing & smoking? Come to Blackpool,we have hundreds like you!

We're obviously host to a classier breed of teenage mothers


going back to what was said about people slagging off their home towns, i actually like Stevenage. Hell, i used to genuinely enjoy living in Hemel Hempstead as well, "that" roundabout wasn't a problem if you had the brain capacity of at least a toddler and it's host to (IMO) the best indian restaurant in hertfordshire, K2.

[GTIR]

Cambridge - Smug.

[Monkeylegend]

Oxford - Mugs

[Jooks]

Littlehampton, Welcome to Poland and Portugal by Sea.

[GTIR]

Hastings - Suggs

[VeeDubBigBird]

Airdrie - No longer the worst town in Scotland.

Airdrie - Twinned with Coatbridge (No longer the worst town in Scotland).

Airdrie - Mispronounced since 1850

Airdrie - It really is as bad as you heard.

[EskimoArapaho]

Southend - Best viewed in your rear-view mirror.

[castex]

StevieBee said:

I'll have none of that. We have some wonderful, well rounded people here in the fine City of Chelmsford!

Is that Grayson Perry? If so, you should know that he is a wonderful and well-rounded person. Now I want to go to Chelmsford!

[E24man]

Some places I've lived;

Barnstaple - North Devon without a beach
Gosport - Portsmouth condensed
Plymouth - immortalised in concrete
Helensborough - 1 curry house and no waiting
Bath - needs one
Bristol - the wild west starts here
Kiev - don't look up stream
Warsaw - coveted by the Russians and the Germans
Keighley - buy elsewhere

[dazwalsh]

soad said:

DannyScene said:

TobyLaRohne said:

Welcome to Pudsey, the hole between the cheeks of Leeds and Bradford

Brilliant!

Perfect.

Its a bit of a compliment that bradford gets a cheek, it should be the hairy sweaty hole of a fat man.

Pudsey is still a dump though, perhaps that can be the bit between the bks and the hole.

[Adenauer]

ADENAU - ein Stück Nürburgring.

[maxrider1]

minky monkey said:

Redhill, at least the Weatherspoons is opposite the dole office.

WETHerspoons. Clue: There's a sign outside.

[RizzoTheRat]

Aldershot! You and who's army?

maxrider1 said:

minky monkey said:

Redhill, at least the Weatherspoons is opposite the dole office.

WETHerspoons. Clue: There's a sign outside.

Castrate him as punishment for such an evil crime!

[Silverbullet767]

Irvine - Ayrshire's ahole.

[minky monkey]

swerni said:

maxrider1 said:

minky monkey said:

Redhill, at least the Weatherspoons is opposite the dole office.

WETHerspoons. Clue: There's a sign outside.

Might explain why he's so well informed on where the dole office is

Cheeky Feckers!

I'm in full time employment! lol

I do apologise for the spelling. I will beat myself accordingly.

[john2443]

Doncaster, so good that UKIP chose it for their annual conference.

(I have no idea if that's a compliment or an insult and to whom!)

[frumpytrickle]

minky monkey said:

Cheeky Feckers!

I'm in full time employment! lol

I do apologise for the spelling. I will beat myself accordingly.

And again.