You know you are getting old when .....

[valiant]

When the DJ asks "An requests?"

To which you reply "Yeah, can you turn it down a bit?"



copyright Micky Flanagan

[Mr Roper]

When I dance.

[HereBeMonsters]

Moonhawk said:

You realise that if Back to the Future were remade today - and Marty travelled back in time 30 years (like he did in BTTF) - he'd arrive just in time to see the original movie come out.

You might want to try posting that next year.

[Steve H]

Your Barber trims your ear hair without even asking you..............

[Moonhawk]

HereBeMonsters said:

Moonhawk said:

You realise that if Back to the Future were remade today - and Marty travelled back in time 30 years (like he did in BTTF) - he'd arrive just in time to see the original movie come out.

You might want to try posting that next year.

I might just do that - pedantic f#cker

[Thorodin]

boobles said:

You are you dirty old man! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I beg your very pardon!

[SeanyD]

...When someone tells you Snap "Rhythm is a dancer", is 22 years old !!

[boobles]

Thorodin said:

boobles said:

You are you dirty old man! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I beg your very pardon!

Dam it that wasn't aimed at you..............

[Thorodin]

Thank gawd for that. I thought the photos had come to light for a minute.

[King Herald]

Hugo a Gogo said:

at first it was "that looks cool!"
now it's "that looks warm!"

[XJSJohn]

Steve H said:

Your Barber trims your ear hair without even asking you..............

and eyebrows ......

[Burnham]

I gave one of the youngsters from work a lift to the supermarket at lunchtime in my snotter, and suggested she put a tape on. She had no concept of what a tape was or how to put it in the deck.

And our future generation will not understand the concept of driving to a Blockbuster to rent a video.....and actual film, on tape!!

And I'm only thirty-bloody-eight.

Edited by Burnham on Tuesday 2nd September 10:18

[SpeedMattersNot]

Had my first experience of this a few days ago, that when it rained all day I thought to myself "at least the lawn is having a good drink...".

[DoubleSix]

.. it takes you more than 30 mins to find leaked celeb photos.

[Shaolin]

XJSJohn said:

Steve H said:

Your Barber trims your ear hair without even asking you..............

and eyebrows ......

...and you think - wow, that looks much better! before wondering how long you've been walking around looking like a tramp/werewolf.

[XJSJohn]

Shaolin said:

XJSJohn said:

Steve H said:

Your Barber trims your ear hair without even asking you..............

and eyebrows ......

...and you think - wow, that looks much better! before wondering how long you've been walking around looking like a tramp/werewolf.

[Fer]

When you realise you are older than the Prime Minister.

[Morningside]

Fer said:

When you realise you are older than the Prime Minister.

And wiser.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

The stages of aging are:

1. Your favourite football team has a player younger than you.
2. Their oldest player is younger than you.
3. The manager is younger than you.
4. The chairman is younger than you.

[matchmaker]

Morningside said:

Fer said:

When you realise you are older than the Prime Minister.

And wiser.

Not difficult...