You know you are getting old when .....

[TwigtheWonderkid]

I'm so old I can remember when the newspaper headline "Boy Tossed Off Cliff" would have been a seaside holiday tradegy.

[leggly]

I'm 50 now, fk em, I'm still alive and having laugh as I would want my friends to if I popped my clogs. Dead is dead, move on folks

[GavinPearson]

You know you are old when school friends are talking about which University Open Days they are going to visit with their kids.

[wiliferus]

irish boy said:

People born in 1997 are driving.

I work at a Police training school. We have new recruits who were born in 1995.

[King Herald]

Asterix said:

Tant said:

....you watch a porn film and you think "fk me, that bed looks comfy"

I laughed out loud at that one too, then had to explain it to the two youngsters sat nearby.....

[sjabrown]

you can no longer trust a fart to be dry.

[OzzyR1]

Back to the Future II, (when they head to a date 30 years away) is next year...

[North West Tom]

irish boy said:

People born in 1997 are driving.

Girls born in 1996 (not all of them) are pornstars.

[RDMcG]

.....when you don't recognize a single song in the top 100, do not recognize the best selling album, do not have a Facebook account and have never twittered, ( or tweeted), or paid by Square,and read up lots about pensions.

[LukeR94]

Your half-way to 40!!

[OzzyR1]

LukeR94 said:

Your half-way to 40!!

Bugger off

[B.J.W]

LukeR94 said:

Your half-way to 40!!

Piss

Right

Off

[john2443]

When you...

...count up and find you've been driving for 40 years

...remember Blue Peter before John Noakes joined the team

...remember the first episode of Dr Who

...tell your kids that your first job paid 21p an hour (but fish and chips only cost 9p, so it wasn't too bad!

[Laurel Green]

When you remember Mother's apology for having to have fish for twice in one week because finances are short.

[OzzyR1]

On finishing my haircut the other week, my barber asked if I wanted my eyebrows trimming.

I agreed that he should.

38 this year.

[wiliferus]

When you start choosing clothes based on their practicality and quality rather than because they're fashionable.

[DoubleSix]

LukeR94 said:

Your half-way to 40!!

...when you are astounded by the spelling and grammar of people who are halfway to forty!

[Hugo a Gogo]

wiliferus said:

When you start choosing clothes based on their practicality and quality rather than because they're fashionable.

at first it was "that looks cool!"
now it's "that looks warm!"

[Flip Martian]

When you go out to a wedding party (on say, a Friday evening), can no longer drink alcohol so you drink water all evening, you enjoy dancing to the 80s band playing the event, stay up after 1am thinking "god, not been this late to bed for ages"...

Then on Sunday afternoon (while watching the football) you're still feeling completely knackered.

[Squiggs]

When every time you get up from your favourite armchair you think to yourself 'while I'm up I may as well try for a piss cos it might save me having to get up again later on'