Facebook fails Vol. 2

[Hoofy]

omgus said:

Amirhussain said:

Quality!

Funny if a little mean.

[Turquoise]

I hope Malachi gets to calss ASAP so he doesn't turn out like his mother.

[Hoofy]

Turquoise said:

I hope Malachi gets to calss ASAP so he doesn't turn out like his mother.

Can't help but think Malachi is actually called Malcolm. Or John.

[Kev_Mk3]

in tears at this thread lol

[Justayellowbadge]

'insects days'.

My new favourite thing.

[NickM450]

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No, it's pronounced using the harder 'cki' sound, she wanted a more original spelling. Although, on the very rare occasion I speak to this person I will insist on using the 'chee' pronunciation

She really is comedy gold, it's pure council fun

Her son is constantly naughty and she blames everyone but herself, always moaning about not having any money but always has the latest iPhone at £50+ per month, everything is either the fault of the council, government or health worker and of course she drives a nearly new white Vauxhall adorned with stickers and recently painted black wheels

[Some Gump]

Just as long s it's not "Malarky".

[Mastodon2]

steveatesh said:

This photo appeared on my Facebook news feed after being shared around, presumably the owner is very proud of. His new tattoo........

Is that Adam Johnson?

[omgus]

Hoofy said:

omgus said:

Amirhussain said:

Quality!

Funny if a little mean.

You can never be too mean to fking PETA.

They are massive s.

[DrDeAtH]

omgus said:

Amirhussain said:

Quality!

Have more..

[baldy1926]

This could go in so many threads.
https://www.facebook.com/3edlcoastalpatrol/

[Goaty Bill 2]

baldy1926 said:

This could go in so many threads.
https://www.facebook.com/3edlcoastalpatrol/

From their page;
Muslamic Ray Guns

[Mr Gearchange]

baldy1926 said:

This could go in so many threads.
https://www.facebook.com/3edlcoastalpatrol/

Ah the maritime loony racist walt nexus. Superb.

They seem like sensible, well trained and well intentioned bunch that won't ever need the lifeboat calling out.

[baldy1926]

I was undecided of which thread, the council, walt or facebook thread to put this in. Some of the replies are pure comedy

[omgus]

baldy1926 said:

I was undecided of which thread, the council, walt or facebook thread to put this in. Some of the replies are pure comedy

I think it's worth going in the walt thread as well.

[Mr Gearchange]

Hours of fun to be had on that page. Their theatre of operations is where my in-laws live. I will have to seek them out.

[Some Gump]

So much awesome in that photo. The selfie guy looks like he's probably in charge. Lost both eyes in the war. Skinny guy making up for lack of physical presence with coloured in arm. Looks mean. Chap at the back must be the muscle. Just look at that calculated thinking expression, trying to remember to breathe. Quartermaster is on the left, with tactical pot of beans. You might be forgiven by thinking he looks like the sort of chap that hangs around the ladies public toilet, but you;d be wrong. He just needs to make sure that the squad never run short of feminine hygeine products - you never know when you might need to administer a field dressing.

[austinsmirk]

I bet they all sleep with one eye open as none of them is quite sure when they'll all starting buming each other.

[Mr Gearchange]

They also seem to be travelling down from the North to camp on a Kent beach at the weekends to guard against immigrants and ISIS.

Honestly mental.

[anonymous-user]

Have we had this? (Twitter)