Facebook fails Vol. 2

[TerryThomas]

I included nanan but excluded the first 'has' as it's not technically a spelling mistake.

I'm quite happy to include it and make it 7 mistakes in 18 words.

It's the least the author deserves.

[Martin350]

And that's before we start on the grammatical errors!

[Vizsla]

HTP99 said:

That is classic, absolutely hilarious; "bonglo".

I had a doc to sign a few years ago for a short term rental, where the retard landlord described it as a 'shallay bungalow'. I guess at least it wasn't a 'shallay bonglo'

[NickM450]

[Benjo42]

1878 said:

Mazda Bonglo?

No, they drink it in the Conglo, umbonglo

[ooo000ooo]

[Mr Gearchange]

[p1stonhead]

This guys automated video made me piss myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OzZxjqKG10

[ApOrbital]

Benjo42 said:

1878 said:

Mazda Bonglo?

No, they drink it in the Conglo, umbonglo

[38911]

Getting sick of these garbage "post in support of everyone suffering from xyz" type posts. The most recent one :

This is a little test, just to see who reads and who shares without reading! If you have read everything, select "like" so i can put a thank u on ur profile! I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. Please, in honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy an paste
Everyone says: " If you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you "... so I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, I wish " my 200 plus friends " put this on your wall. You just have to copy (not share)!!! I want to know who I can count on... and I'm sure it will be less than 25. Write "done" in comments when you do!
It's mental illness awareness month.

So which is it? Mental Illness? or Cancer? And what the fk good does posting that drivel do to help either?

[Ste1987]

ooo000ooo said:

Took me a while to realise what was going on here

[S11Steve]

Slacktivism. Primarily practiced by delusional pseudo-Social Justice Warriors who think they can save sick babies, one like at a time, by doing nothing practical except liking and sharing posts.

[DMN]

38911 said:

Getting sick of these garbage "post in support of everyone suffering from xyz" type posts. The most recent one :

This is a little test, just to see who reads and who shares without reading! If you have read everything, select "like" so i can put a thank u on ur profile! I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. Please, in honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy an paste
Everyone says: " If you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you "... so I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, I wish " my 200 plus friends " put this on your wall. You just have to copy (not share)!!! I want to know who I can count on... and I'm sure it will be less than 25. Write "done" in comments when you do!
It's mental illness awareness month.

So which is it? Mental Illness? or Cancer? And what the fk good does posting that drivel do to help either?

One like = 1 prayer
One share = amen

[Ste1987]

So many innocent children have died because people didn't like and share enough...

[davek_964]

Ste1987 said:

So many innocent children have died because people didn't like and share enough...

It's wrong that I laughed out loud at that.

[james_tigerwoods]

davek_964 said:

Ste1987 said:

So many innocent children have died because people didn't like and share enough...

It's wrong that I laughed out loud at that.

My aunt posted something like that once and I made the mistake of posting something flippant in response - I got an angry phone call about 5 minutes later for "not caring"

[Mr Gearchange]

[CoolHands]

Ste1987 said:

Took me a while to realise what was going on here

I don't get it, can you explain pls?

[750turbo]

CoolHands said:

Ste1987 said:

Took me a while to realise what was going on here

I don't get it, can you explain pls?

It is just an offer from the Dealer, not one of these like and share things where you will win something. (Council, by the way!)

I think.

[ascayman]

750turbo said:

CoolHands said:

Ste1987 said:

Took me a while to realise what was going on here

I don't get it, can you explain pls?

It is just an offer from the Dealer, not one of these like and share things where you will win something. (Council, by the way!)

I think.

Its an offer if you actually buy a car, ie buy a car and get a free telly. Those idiots are just asking for a free gift without doing the one thing that qualifies you for it in the first place.

Edited by ascayman on Friday 25th November 14:20