Facebook fails Vol. 2

[13m]

myvision said:

Ideally a chap with a grasp of written English to balance the gene pool a bit.

[JontyR]

13m said:

Ideally a chap with a grasp of written English to balance the gene pool a bit.

I fear a professor from Oxford might not balance that gene pool!

[ThunderSpook]

JontyR said:

13m said:

Ideally a chap with a grasp of written English to balance the gene pool a bit.

I fear a professor from Oxford might not balance that gene pool!

On the flip side though they may not be aware of other forms of insemination.

[Hi]

[ChemicalChaos]

This, from a fellow PHer (I'm not naming names....)

[Flying Toilet]

DannyScene said:

Flying Toilet said:

MajorProblem said:

LiamB said:

So you know all of Heavytrackerz then? I doubt it

Can you thank him for approving of such gems as this,

Guys better show respect if they see man pulling up in a TT
Guys better show respect if they see man filling up in BP
£20 of diesel mate, if I fill up my tank it'll make me late

They produced it, not wrote it.

I know JME, he was a member here until as with PH tradition he was hounded out by the old boys.

Really? that's a shame he's been a sound guy the times I've spoken to him

Yeah he linked one of his videos on here of him being pulled by the police with Marcus when he first got his X5 and was run out of here because he wasn't a middle aged business man and dared to question the police motives.

Was a few years back now mind.

[Hooli]

ChemicalChaos said:

This, from a fellow PHer (I'm not naming names....)

[Smiler.]

Hooli said:

ChemicalChaos said:

This, from a fellow PHer (I'm not naming names....)

Excellent

".....Do you know what the Lotus position is?"

[DannyScene]

Flying Toilet said:

DannyScene said:

Flying Toilet said:

MajorProblem said:

LiamB said:

So you know all of Heavytrackerz then? I doubt it

Can you thank him for approving of such gems as this,

Guys better show respect if they see man pulling up in a TT
Guys better show respect if they see man filling up in BP
£20 of diesel mate, if I fill up my tank it'll make me late

They produced it, not wrote it.

I know JME, he was a member here until as with PH tradition he was hounded out by the old boys.

Really? that's a shame he's been a sound guy the times I've spoken to him

Yeah he linked one of his videos on here of him being pulled by the police with Marcus when he first got his X5 and was run out of here because he wasn't a middle aged business man and dared to question the police motives.

Was a few years back now mind.

Typical :/

His police videos have always been pretty entertaining imo, especially when he gets recognised by one of them

[LiamB]

DannyScene said:

Flying Toilet said:

DannyScene said:

Flying Toilet said:

MajorProblem said:

LiamB said:

So you know all of Heavytrackerz then? I doubt it

Can you thank him for approving of such gems as this,

Guys better show respect if they see man pulling up in a TT
Guys better show respect if they see man filling up in BP
£20 of diesel mate, if I fill up my tank it'll make me late

They produced it, not wrote it.

I know JME, he was a member here until as with PH tradition he was hounded out by the old boys.

Really? that's a shame he's been a sound guy the times I've spoken to him

Yeah he linked one of his videos on here of him being pulled by the police with Marcus when he first got his X5 and was run out of here because he wasn't a middle aged business man and dared to question the police motives.

Was a few years back now mind.

Typical :/

His police videos have always been pretty entertaining imo, especially when he gets recognised by one of them

Shame, I think he'd be quite a laugh on here. He has got rid of his X6 now and is in a Tesla P85D (I think that's the model name..?)

He's a really sound guy, I met him once at one of his shows and once in Westfield

[LeoZwalf]

Hi said:

MUST be tongue in cheek, surely?!

[Martin350]

I fear not, I know several people who refer to Nurburgring as Nuremberg!

[droopsnoot]

So do I, though I suspect it's just them saying it wrong rather than actually confusing the two places.

[Adenauer]

Martin350 said:

I fear not, I know several people who refer to Nurburgring as Nuremberg!

I know several people who have driven to Nürnberg from the UK to spend the weekend doing/not doing laps.

[Hooli]

Adenauer said:

Martin350 said:

I fear not, I know several people who refer to Nurburgring as Nuremberg!

I know several people who have driven to Nürnberg from the UK to spend the weekend doing/not doing laps.

Sounds a bit of a trial.

[Adenauer]

Hooli said:

Adenauer said:

Martin350 said:

I fear not, I know several people who refer to Nurburgring as Nuremberg!

I know several people who have driven to Nürnberg from the UK to spend the weekend doing/not doing laps.

Sounds a bit of a trial.

More of a Rallye, tbh.

[andyjo1982]

Not a fail, but why are loads of people on my timeline changing their profile pic to one when they were a child?

[marshalla]

andyjo1982 said:

Not a fail, but why are loads of people on my timeline changing their profile pic to one when they were a child?

It's sheep week. Again.

[S11Steve]

andyjo1982 said:

Not a fail, but why are loads of people on my timeline changing their profile pic to one when they were a child?

I wonder if we could start a rumour that it is a ploy set up by peados to collect pictures of children? I'm sure many will believe it.

[Vaud]

Reardy Mister said:

You would not be at all amazed how inneffective bollard knowledge is at holding the attention of a laydee.

I'm imagining it being read out in a Dudley or Wolverhampton accent...