OK, so she's a big girl, but.....
Discussion
benjj said:
The clock is ticking though. Time waits for no woman, especially big units like her. She's got a couple of years max until she ends up looking like a burst couch.
I don't know - a bit of extra padding smooths/stretches out the wrinkles - women naturally gain weight as they get older. I find thin women tend to look older much younger - but that's just my opinion.In my older years - i'd much rather snuggle up on a burst couch than try and get comfy spooning a peperami.
dfen5 said:
Not even a twitch, thank God.
However, the question remains; it's not would you, it's how would you?
Cowgirl she'd squash the s
t out of me. Missionary would be like trying to hump a wok. Doggy would require a biblical Moses moment.
Aahm oot!
Jaysus Christ! Have you ever actually met a woman? A real one, not an inflatable one? However, the question remains; it's not would you, it's how would you?
Cowgirl she'd squash the s
t out of me. Missionary would be like trying to hump a wok. Doggy would require a biblical Moses moment.Aahm oot!
Ari said:
Jaysus Christ! Have you ever actually met a woman? A real one, not an inflatable one?
Are you suggesting that most women look like that thing? Which, now you mention it, looks pretty damn inflatable to me.Maybe I've been living on the continent too long but that would be harpooned and served with frites over here.
PH must be full of Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig types which is odd because I've been to a few meets and the James Corden look springs more to mind.
Anyhow, from what I can glean this lady is 5ft 4 so in my expert opinion would, in the car washing pics fit very well into a size 14/16 cossie, hardly a heifer and if she wasn't good looking then she wouldn't be making a success in TV land.
I appreciate some like slimmer girls, not me, but Mercedes is hardly Dawn French or Jo Brand.
I can garuntee that if she turned up and started washing her Tiguan ( or whatever it is ) at a PH Sunday service cars would quite literally be smashing into each other as there drivers tried to catch a glimpse for their wnak bank and I'd include myself in that.
Anyhow, from what I can glean this lady is 5ft 4 so in my expert opinion would, in the car washing pics fit very well into a size 14/16 cossie, hardly a heifer and if she wasn't good looking then she wouldn't be making a success in TV land.
I appreciate some like slimmer girls, not me, but Mercedes is hardly Dawn French or Jo Brand.
I can garuntee that if she turned up and started washing her Tiguan ( or whatever it is ) at a PH Sunday service cars would quite literally be smashing into each other as there drivers tried to catch a glimpse for their wnak bank and I'd include myself in that.
She must be well annoyed that doing something as personal & private as washing your car in a swim suite has been focused in by an unknown photographer and then published across the internet without her knowledge or permission. The one saving grace is that little ol'me in England had never heard of her until now, thus presumably making her more successful by boosting her notariety.
Obviously a very lucky decision for her to spend her time like that that day eh?
Obviously a very lucky decision for her to spend her time like that that day eh?
dorme said:
PHuzzy said:
Or not... 1. Because she's howling
2. Because she probably weighs 3 times what I do
Lie, twigman, a massive Lie, you want some-badly.2. Because she probably weighs 3 times what I do
haha well at least I can count myself lucky that I'd never need to stoop that low to get laid.They say masturbation causes blindness, clearly you need to stop with the self loving!
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