OK, so she's a big girl, but.....

[Muzzer79]

Hmmmm

Is that a VW Tiguan?

[IN51GHT]

http://realitywives.net/blogs/mercedes-mj-javid-se...

[Mr Trophy]

Who is she?

[Shnozz]

Hideous.

[Adenauer]

I'd rather shag a Fiat Multipla

[JMGS4]

I've seen better looking hippos!

[selym]

Shnozz said:

Hideous.

I hear she doesn't like the goatee bearded, too much time on the internet, Red Bull throwing, sausage hammering, company managing type either.

[The Beaver King]

She's not a bad looking lass that's for sure, definitely 'sturdy'.

The only thing that would put me off is those bloody collagen trout lips. Why?!!!

[Silent1]

Not even with yours, anyone that desperate for attention will be incubating a new form of hyper-std.

[Funkycoldribena]

selym said:

I hear she doesn't like the goatee bearded, too much time on the internet, Red Bull throwing, sausage hammering, company managing type either.

Don't you know it's a haven of six packs on here?

[Shnozz]

selym said:

Shnozz said:

Hideous.

I hear she doesn't like the goatee bearded, too much time on the internet, Red Bull throwing, sausage hammering, company managing type either.

The day I have to resort to shagging heifers like that will be the day I'll sign up to celibacy.

[Steamer]

Mr GrimNasty said:

I hope that's just a bit of fake tan rubbed off onto the crotch strap.

...I think that swimsuit is going to have to go straight in the outside bin after that shoot!

[IN51GHT]

Soov535 said:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-27401...

Big debate on here at work. She's big girl alright, but......

I've heard of sideboob, but sidegunt???? (PIC 2)


(still would though)

Edited by IN51GHT on Tuesday 2nd September 14:57

[Funkycoldribena]

Shnozz said:

The day I have to resort to shagging heifers like that will be the day I'll sign up to celibacy.

Lets see a photo then,Mr Studmuffin.

[selym]

Funkycoldribena said:

Shnozz said:

The day I have to resort to shagging heifers like that will be the day I'll sign up to celibacy.

Lets see a photo then,Mr Studmuffin.

We wait with baited breath and empty stomachs. The women must be falling over themselves....

[Charlie Michael]

One smiley sums her up for me:

I love a girl with curves!

[Adenauer]

Charlie Michael said:

One smiley sums her up for me:

I love a girl with curves!

Yeah, me too, but she's the Nürburgring.

[ILoveMondeo]

Only one bucket and not using microfibre wash mit

1/10 would not bang

[digger the goat]

Shnozz said:

The day I have to resort to shagging heifers like that will be the day I'll sign up to celibacy.

Try getting married !!!

It does much the same !!

[Soov535]

Adenauer said:

Charlie Michael said:

One smiley sums her up for me:

I love a girl with curves!

Yeah, me too, but she's the Nürburgring.