OK, so she's a big girl, but.....

[Soov535]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-27401...

Big debate on here at work. She's big girl alright, but......

[hornetrider]

IBTL

[anonymous-user]

They're going to need a bigger lock...

[Soov535]

[Johnnytheboy]

Daily Mash version:

Mash said:

"She's a cracker and I can say with cast-iron certainty that if I, or any of my friends, were lucky enough to be on top of her you would need a crane to get us off."

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/men-puz...

I love the way she just happens to be washing the car in a very skimpy swimsuit and full make up when a paparazzi photographer drives past.

[0000]

She's holding the hose in very unconventional ways in at least one shot.

[Tunku]

Christ! You'd need a team of Sherpas.

[Mr GrimNasty]

I hope that's just a bit of fake tan rubbed off onto the crotch strap.

[Spanna]

Would, without hesitation, without the need for drinking beforehand.

[GTIR]

I thought this was going to be about Dawn French.

Or Miranda Hart.

[Mr GrimNasty]

And Cameron Diaz did it much better in Bad Teacher.

[Dog Star]

Oh my word.

I'd crawl over broken glass just to wk on her shadow, is a phrase that comes to mind.

Marvelous!

[budgie smuggler]

Tut, tut. Not using the two bucket method.

[Miguel Alvarez]

Eye wood.

[selym]

[S10GTA]

Who?

[br d]

Miguel Alvarez said:

Eye wood.

Indeed, until it became unattached.

[P-Jay]

She's making a right mess of that, she's throwing the bucket of soapy water back all over the car with all the dirty she just washed off in it when she's got a perfectly good hose AND she's washing a black car in direct sunlight on a sunny day - it's going to look st.

[Atmospheric]

br d said:

Miguel Alvarez said:

Eye wood.

Indeed, until it became unattached.

I think "cabbin stabbin" would be the phrase I would use.....

[selym]

P-Jay said:

She's making a right mess of that, she's throwing the bucket of soapy water back all over the car with all the dirty she just washed off in it when she's got a perfectly good hose AND she's washing a black car in direct sunlight on a sunny day - it's going to look st.

Not using the two bucket method? She is on some kind of revenge mission for sure.