Never used a phonebox.....

Never used a phonebox.....

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P-Jay

10,565 posts

191 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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A TV, that's just a TV most teenagers seem to watch everything on tablets, CD as well as others have said, it's sad really - I remember LP fans bemoaning the death of Vinyl (for mainstream stuff anyway) because CD's didn't sound as good (they're wrong of course) but MP3s aren't nearly as good as CD quality.

It seems the teenager of 2024 will be watching films on stty 10" screens covered in finger prints they have to hold wearing headphones and listening to compressed quality music streamed rather than owned - it's a bit st really ha ha.

Rude-boy

22,227 posts

233 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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theshrew said:
Phone boxes all stank of fags and p1ss anyway.
That's only because us smokers had to smoke when using them to cover the stench of stale piss wink

Dog Star

16,132 posts

168 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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When I think about it I haven't used a VCR in about ten years, and an audio cassette in quite a few. So they're top candidate for me.

Certain things I don't mourn the loss of at all - CRT TVs and monitors are just blown away by flat ones, and (from previous post) mice with balls. Good riddance.

ColinM50

2,631 posts

175 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Funny that the OP should say this. I'm doing some odd jobs in a local primary school, painting, repairs that kind of stuff and one of the teachers today asked me if I could repaint their play phone box in a sort of gray battlement colour, since they're doing a theme on castles so it would fit in. I said it's a shame they'll lose the phone box but she said most of the kiddies have never seen one and thinking about it all the traditional red boxes in my town are gone now, there's not one left.

DougMcC

769 posts

163 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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theshrew said:
Phone boxes all stank of fags and p1ss anyway.
They did. There used to be one outside my house, but after the fourth time someone set a firework off in it they took it away permanently!

schmunk

4,399 posts

125 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Bit of a Unit said:
TV and other AV remote controls. Voice and gesture should be commonplace in the next 10 years.
The "Xbox On" problem needs to be overcome, though...

DervVW

2,223 posts

139 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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Visited avoncroft the other week the museum, they had loads of old phoneboxes, made me feel old. There were kids running round trying them out as they were so novel to them, my son thought they were amazing.

CrutyRammers

13,735 posts

198 months

Wednesday 3rd September 2014
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mini1380cc said:
Moonhawk said:
steveo3002 said:
porno mags
RIP Hedge Porn cry
I thought this was supposed to make a revival due to the recent ISP blocking of adult sites.
Nah, because after all the moral outrage, nobody wants it turned on. I forget the percentage but virtually no-one is opting in.

Pit Pony

8,563 posts

121 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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My wife and I have explained to our kids how our courting years, pre-marriage, involved lots of frustrating communication.

Basically, I was in Coventry doing a degree in something I now hate, but pays me great money, and she was in nurse training in Birmingham.

So I have a list of her off duty in a letter, and I need to let her know when I'm coming to see her.

I go down the 5 flights of stairs and out of the 19 storey student accommodation and down the street, to the phone boxes. There are 6. There is a long queue of 15 people. I never queue. I walk to the next corner, 3 phone boxes, and a queue of 10. I walk a mile gradually getting into Hillfields, mugging centre of Coventry. I find a phone box. The phone is fked, I walk and I walk. Eventually I find an empty box with a working phone.
I phone the number. It rings and it rings and it rings. EVENTUALLY someone answers. This phone is one the ground floor of a 5 storey nurses halls of residence. I plead with her to write down the number of my phone, and go and find my Girlfriend, so she will phone me.

I wait. Someone taps on the door. I ask them to be quick as I'm expecting an urgent call from my mum about my dad who is gravely ill. 15 mins later I start tapping on the door. The bloke threatens to stab me if I don't fk off. I walk to another box, and start again. This time she answers. She's tried to get through, but it was engaged, but she knew I'd ring again. We talk for 10 mins. I run out of money. She phones me. We talk for ten mins and she runs out of money. We agree that I'll come over at the weekend, she's off by 3:30, I can come up to ward 6.

I get to ward 6. She's not there. She's left a message to say she's working on ward 12, but she'll meet me at the entrance.

She got my 3 letters I sent this week, and we go to her student room, where I have to be hidden overnight as if she has male visitors they WILL chuck her out of Nursing. In the night, the fire alarm goes off, and she tries to hide me in the wardrobe.

Our kids don't really understand, when I say "You've got it easy"

FlossyThePig

4,083 posts

243 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Muzzer79 said:
Home telephone (landline)
DavesFlaps said:
A (landline) telephone
Edited by DavesFlaps on Wednesday 3rd September 14:48
When I told my daughter-in-law I wanted an old style phone with real rotary dial she wanted to know how you used it for telephone banking.

Bungleaio

6,331 posts

202 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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A bank account that doesn't come with a card, it has a book. You find your balance by looking in the book and you can refresh the balance to take into account any interest earned by visiting the bank and asking them to update it..

Jader1973

3,992 posts

200 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Possibly real cash money.

Probably credit/debit cards - I reckon doing all that through your phone will have taken over.

Not sure if it is in the UK already, but the Commonwealth Bank here has just started a service where you don't need a card to get cash out of an ATM. I think it uses the App on the phone (you can probably tell I haven't tried it).

john2443

6,337 posts

211 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Car with an internal combustion engine frown

Morningside

24,110 posts

229 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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john2443 said:
Car with an diesel internal combustion engine frown
EFA.



LordGrover

33,544 posts

212 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Morningside said:
john2443 said:
Car with an diesel internal combustion engine biggrin
EFA.
EEFA

Moonhawk

10,730 posts

219 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Film camera.

We put a load of disposable cameras on tables when we got married 7 years ago - the younger kids couldn't understand why the cameras didn't show the pictures they were taking on the back of them.

Black and White printer.

Even companies seem to be moving to full colour these days. I bet few if any homes still have a black and white printer.

eltax91

9,880 posts

206 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Pit Pony said:
My wife and I have explained to our kids how our courting years, pre-marriage, involved lots of frustrating communication.

Basically, I was in Coventry doing a degree in something I now hate, but pays me great money, and she was in nurse training in Birmingham.

So I have a list of her off duty in a letter, and I need to let her know when I'm coming to see her.

I go down the 5 flights of stairs and out of the 19 storey student accommodation and down the street, to the phone boxes. There are 6. There is a long queue of 15 people. I never queue. I walk to the next corner, 3 phone boxes, and a queue of 10. I walk a mile gradually getting into Hillfields, mugging centre of Coventry. I find a phone box. The phone is fked, I walk and I walk. Eventually I find an empty box with a working phone.
I phone the number. It rings and it rings and it rings. EVENTUALLY someone answers. This phone is one the ground floor of a 5 storey nurses halls of residence. I plead with her to write down the number of my phone, and go and find my Girlfriend, so she will phone me.

I wait. Someone taps on the door. I ask them to be quick as I'm expecting an urgent call from my mum about my dad who is gravely ill. 15 mins later I start tapping on the door. The bloke threatens to stab me if I don't fk off. I walk to another box, and start again. This time she answers. She's tried to get through, but it was engaged, but she knew I'd ring again. We talk for 10 mins. I run out of money. She phones me. We talk for ten mins and she runs out of money. We agree that I'll come over at the weekend, she's off by 3:30, I can come up to ward 6.

I get to ward 6. She's not there. She's left a message to say she's working on ward 12, but she'll meet me at the entrance.

She got my 3 letters I sent this week, and we go to her student room, where I have to be hidden overnight as if she has male visitors they WILL chuck her out of Nursing. In the night, the fire alarm goes off, and she tries to hide me in the wardrobe.

Our kids don't really understand, when I say "You've got it easy"
So why didn't you just text her? hehe

Carl_Spackler

2,642 posts

188 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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Masturbating without the aid of pornography.




xRIEx

8,180 posts

148 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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LordGrover said:
Morningside said:
john2443 said:
Car with an diesel internal combustion engine biggrin
EFA.
EEFA
Accuracy? Accuracy?!

The pedant artery in my brain has just exploded.

Cotty

39,542 posts

284 months

Thursday 4th September 2014
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ikarl said:
In the same context, what do you think the answer will be when we be ask the young folk, in 15 years time, what they have never used?
Or to flip the question on its head. Have they ever gone anywhere without their phone.