Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?
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TheLordJohn said:
maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
That's the plot of "Along came Polly"!They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was he called Claud and did he also scuba?
Edit- crap too late, great minds and all that....
Carl_Spackler said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
That's the plot of "Along came Polly"!They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was he called Claud and did he also scuba?
Edit- crap too late, great minds and all that....
nw28840 said:
I've seen the film and didn't even twig at the time. It was a long time ago , mid-eighties and a pretty terrible time for my mate. Thankfully he met a lovely lady about a year later and has been happily married again for 20+ years...and Nah he doesn't scuba dive, he was rubbish at all sports
Is your mate an insurance salesman who has IBS?
el stovey said:
Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....
I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
She made him 'wait' until the wedding night. Turned out she is/used to be a man. I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
Interesting topic as a very good friend of mine went to a wedding in Wales last weekend between a Welsh girl and his work colleague who is Egyptian. It lasted until 2200 the same night citing "cultural" differences.
Unbelievable really letting it get that far but she appears to be a bit of a boiler by all accounts.
Unbelievable really letting it get that far but she appears to be a bit of a boiler by all accounts.
maxest said:
nw28840 said:
20+ years ago a mate got married, honeymoon on the Greek islands where he became quite badly ill, couple of days in hospital then confined to the honeymoon suite.
They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
Was it this guy..They'd booked sailing lessons, he insisted she go ahead and not juts sit in the room taking care of him - Sailing instructor was in balls deep in a couple of days. They separated immediately on return from honymoon and 6-12 months later I saw her with another one of the lads I used to hang around with.
I picked a friend up from town last night, I gave his colleague a lift home too.
She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
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She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
!StottyEvo said:
I picked a friend up from town last night, I gave his colleague a lift home too.
She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a!
Is this the first naughty man example in the thread?She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
!Puggit said:
StottyEvo said:
I picked a friend up from town last night, I gave his colleague a lift home too.
She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a!
Is this the first naughty man example in the thread?She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
!A guy I used to work with was based is Kyrgyzstan for 6 months of the year as his job in mining dictated it.
He came back to marry his long-time girlfriend and we all went to his wedding. The wedding went well, the reception was going well....then....his wife from Kyrgyzstan turned up at the end of the evening with his daughter on tow.
All we knew at the time was there was a huge argument and the "happy" couple had departed. It didn't stop us partying hard into the early hours...!
We found out some time later that he had gotten married and had 2 kids in Bishkek but still got married in the UK. He was sacked (as he used to work for his English wife's' Father), UK marriage ended or was annulled (not sure) and he moved to Bishkek.
He is now back in the UK and working in PR...!! (ETA....as a single man)
He came back to marry his long-time girlfriend and we all went to his wedding. The wedding went well, the reception was going well....then....his wife from Kyrgyzstan turned up at the end of the evening with his daughter on tow.
All we knew at the time was there was a huge argument and the "happy" couple had departed. It didn't stop us partying hard into the early hours...!
We found out some time later that he had gotten married and had 2 kids in Bishkek but still got married in the UK. He was sacked (as he used to work for his English wife's' Father), UK marriage ended or was annulled (not sure) and he moved to Bishkek.
He is now back in the UK and working in PR...!! (ETA....as a single man)
Edited by OdramaSwimLaden on Wednesday 10th September 14:14
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..Cannot possibly be true.
sc0tt said:
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..Cannot possibly be true.
sc0tt said:
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..Cannot possibly be true.
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