Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?
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sc0tt said:
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..
Cannot possibly be true.
007 VXR said:
sc0tt said:
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..Cannot possibly be true.
They had bailed from some club early, a couple of hours later the stag party decided to head back to the hotel, drinks were consumed, night porters were bribed and a key to the stags room was carefully procured so that everyone could rush in, wake him up and tell him to get to the bar.
Apparently he was very awake when they rushed in.
sc0tt said:
007 VXR said:
Original Poster said:
spikeyhead said:
A lass I knew finished her marriage during the reception by smashing a bottle over his head after she caught him shagging the chief bridesmaid in the toilets
That didn't happen did it..Cannot possibly be true.
el stovey said:
She made him 'wait' until the wedding night. Turned out she is/used to be a man.
He didn't use the Hot/Crazy matrix did he:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hKWmFWRVLlU
9-hot, 2 or 3 crazy =
Chisinau said:
A mate of mine got married at the end of August, and within a month it is well and truly over, for the reason they just don't like each other......think they would've found that out in the previous 2 years!!!!
Too many people think only about The Wedding, rather than the marriage. It's like the marriage is just a hangover of The Big Event. Sad.
A certain ex Premier league footballer who might have played for a NE team was caught shagging his teammates wife at his own wedding do.
He had married his childhood sweetheart , I don't know the exact length of time they were married but it was over pdq.
Funnily enough I was on the same flight as his teammate and his wife a few years later and they were clearly still together.
All this info came from his ex father in law , who surprisingly enough now has no respect for his ex son in law.
He had married his childhood sweetheart , I don't know the exact length of time they were married but it was over pdq.
Funnily enough I was on the same flight as his teammate and his wife a few years later and they were clearly still together.
All this info came from his ex father in law , who surprisingly enough now has no respect for his ex son in law.
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.
DUMBO100 said:
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!
Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.
Brilliant....Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.
But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.
After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.
A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”
In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.
It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.
I knew a guy called Chris Peacock, he worked as a policeman doing speed traps on harriers. Anyway, he found out his missus was seeing someone else and he had photos taken and taped under the seats of all the wedding reception guest and told everyone to look during his speech.
His missus then changed her name to L-a, pronounced Ladasha.
His missus then changed her name to L-a, pronounced Ladasha.
el stovey said:
Wacky Racer said:
I'm sure some of you have a tale to tell.....
I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
She made him 'wait' until the wedding night. Turned out she is/used to be a man. I knew a bloke who went out with a girl for four years, they got married on a Saturday and split up on the Monday, never did find out what went on......
TheEnd said:
I knew a guy called Chris Peacock, he worked as a policeman doing speed traps on harriers. Anyway, he found out his missus was seeing someone else and he had photos taken and taped under the seats of all the wedding reception guest and told everyone to look during his speech.
His missus then changed her name to L-a, pronounced Ladasha.
This is true.His missus then changed her name to L-a, pronounced Ladasha.
I was there.
StottyEvo said:
I picked a friend up from town last night, I gave his colleague a lift home too.
She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
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Sounds like the wedding I went to last august .... She had been married 6weeks before splitting, it turns out her husband has been cheating on her but still went ahead with the wedding... 6 weeks later he left her for the women he was cheating with.
What a
!TheLordJohn said:
Why does the man always get it? Why don't they smash a bottle over the bird, too?
Anyway, I know of a 3 day honeymoon period, then it went downhill afterwards and hasn't been the same since!!
In this instance, I suspect it's because the fella was caught shagging the chief bridesmaid. I'm only surmising, mind.Anyway, I know of a 3 day honeymoon period, then it went downhill afterwards and hasn't been the same since!!
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