Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?

Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?

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GALLARDOGUY

8,160 posts

220 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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As her best friend and chief bridesmaid I'd say it's an unwritten rule not to shag the groom, wouldn't you?

In the the cold light of day I'm sure she felt equally betrayed by the pair of them.

BE57 TOY

2,628 posts

148 months

Wednesday 10th September 2014
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anonymous said:
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Lol.

ClaphamGT3

11,302 posts

244 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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A friend of my 1st wife returned home unexpectedly early from a shopping trip to find her husband of 7 months getting his back door kicked in by her brother.

Not really any coming back from that.

Weird thing is, less than a year later, he'd married another girl

feef

5,206 posts

184 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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paul71a said:
seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall

Oh the irony !biggrin
I think that shows quite a bit of restraint for Greenock smile

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

252 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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A long time ago I worked with a bloke who was at work as much as possible to earn overtime to 'pay for the wedding'.

The wedding was elaborate, so was the reception, and the honeymoon was in an exotic location and lasted a month.

Said bloke came back from the honeymoon, said he'd had a great time and then continued to milk the company overtime budget for all it was worth.

Some months later we needed a driver for a karting event we were going to and asked said bloke if he was willing to do so. He pleaded poverty. I very wrongly assumed that he was saving up to fund the imminent arrival of a kid, asked him if that was the reason and he clammed up. It turned out he'd been seeing a second girl all along, confessed to his wife when they arrived back in the UK, she kicked him out and the overtime money was paying for the divorce.

Oldandslow

2,405 posts

207 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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GavinPearson said:
a bloke who was at work as much as possible to earn overtime to 'pay for the wedding'.

he'd been seeing a second girl all along
When did he find the time? smile

Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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I heard about a horse that was marrying a sheep, but it turned out that the sheep was shagging a unicorn the whole time!





Apparently...



Well, if everyone is just going to regurgitate urban myths, might as well go totally implausible eh?

Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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DUMBO100 said:
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!

Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.

But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.

After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.

A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”

In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.

It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.

Seems legit. scratchchin

rofl

feef

5,206 posts

184 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Assuming at least some of these stories are true, it makes my mere 2 year marriage seem not quite so short.

gus607

920 posts

137 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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I can't see this marriage lasting very long.

http://video.uk.msn.com/watch/video/woman-marries-...

GavinPearson

5,715 posts

252 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Oldandslow said:
GavinPearson said:
a bloke who was at work as much as possible to earn overtime to 'pay for the wedding'.

he'd been seeing a second girl all along
When did he find the time? smile
That's a mystery......

DUMBO100

1,878 posts

185 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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Ari said:
DUMBO100 said:
A FUMING bride DECKED her kilt-wearing hubby when he sat on her knee at the reception and left a SKIDMARK on her wedding dress!

Like all true Scotsmen, Angus McClure, 26, didn’t wear pants under his kilt when he married sweetheart Sarah Grant in Greenock, Renfrewshire.

But his traditionalism led to uproar when he perched his poorly-wiped backside on 24-year-old Sarah’s pristine frock, leaving an unsightly smear.

After Sarah swiped at Angus, the well-refreshed McClure and Grant clans led the reception into bloody mayhem.

A police source said: “I’ve been a police officer in Greenock for nearly 20 years and so I’ve seen a lot of wedding parties turn nasty but this was something else.”

In total, seven people were arrested in the grounds of wedding venue, Greenock Reformed Temperance Hall, and face public order offences.

It’s believed that Angus and Sarah were reconciled when they sobered up, and have no memory whatsoever of the melee.

Seems legit. scratchchin

rofl
Please feel free to Google "Daily Record" "Wedding" "Skidmarks" and hope that the CIA aren't spying on your search habits

Gazzas86

1,709 posts

172 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.

MrBarry123

6,028 posts

122 months

Thursday 11th September 2014
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So this thread seems to have turned into "what I wish my wedding day had been like" - consisting of a lot of married men wishing they had either been rammed by or had rammed their best mate and/or the chief bridesmaid.

Or...

It consists of an equal number of non-married men hoping to partake in any of the above activities when it's their wedding.

rofl

williamp

19,262 posts

274 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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A freind of mine, right, he went to quite a few weddings, right... I think three. At one he sat next to all his ex's and it was, right, well embarassing, and at another he popped into a room only to have the bride and groom use the bed whilst he hid in the cupboard. Another wedding, scotland I think he said, someone died and he had to go to a funeral in Dartford of all places. He almost got married himself, but said no and his fincee decked him!!!

Someone should make a film about it

pushthebutton

1,097 posts

183 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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anonymous said:
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Are you telling me I don't know my own brother?


ClaphamGT3

11,302 posts

244 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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anonymous said:
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Taunting Americans? How considerate of him.

THX

2,348 posts

123 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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Gazzas86 said:
A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.
So, he takes it out on the Father-in-Law?

Sounds a bit of a prick, to me.

PurpleTurtle

7,008 posts

145 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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A female friend of mine got married recently only to soon find out that her bloke had been living a double life, his "working away" was in fact being shacked up with a woman from his office for half the week, despite owning a house with my friend and going through the whole charade of the wedding. Consequently she is divorcing this tool after a few months of marriage.

I'm still gobsmacked about how he thought he might get away with it, at what point on his wedding day did he not expect to eventually get rumbled? By all accounts his other woman was oblivious to his deceit too - I guess some people are convincing liars.



Phil Dicky

7,162 posts

264 months

Friday 12th September 2014
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THX said:
Gazzas86 said:
A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.
So, he takes it out on the Father-in-Law?

Sounds a bit of a prick, to me.
How did no one notice the envelope under their seats?