Who's been married the shortest, and what went wrong?

[PurpleTurtle]

A female friend of mine got married recently only to soon find out that her bloke had been living a double life, his "working away" was in fact being shacked up with a woman from his office for half the week, despite owning a house with my friend and going through the whole charade of the wedding. Consequently she is divorcing this tool after a few months of marriage.

I'm still gobsmacked about how he thought he might get away with it, at what point on his wedding day did he not expect to eventually get rumbled? By all accounts his other woman was oblivious to his deceit too - I guess some people are convincing liars.

[Phil Dicky]

THX said:

Gazzas86 said:

A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.

So, he takes it out on the Father-in-Law?

Sounds a bit of a prick, to me.

How did no one notice the envelope under their seats?

[Martin4x4]

Phil Dicky said:

THX said:

Gazzas86 said:

A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.

So, he takes it out on the Father-in-Law?

Sounds a bit of a prick, to me.

How did no one notice the envelope under their seats?

People never do in Urban Myth land.

There are many versions of this and more than one in this thread alone

[Rude-boy]

Martin4x4 said:

People never do in Urban Myth land.

There are many versions of this and more than one in this thread alone

Although I have been to a Wedding where there were things taped to the bottom of the chairs of certain guests. Happy, nice, things though - thank you gifts for some and speech aids for the best man. Quite a nice little thing for some positive guest interaction!

[OzzyR1]

Gazzas86 said:

A colleague at work went to a wedding (i sort of know the guy, but not well enough to get an invite), anyway, the Groom knew his future wife to be was shagging his best mate (and had photo proof) but he kept it quiet and the father of the bride paid for everything, at the reception during the speeches the groom did his speech and under every single persons seat at the reception he had an envelope containing said picture. So with her whole family there, after they all pulled the photo out and told the best mate your welcome to her... And walked out his own reception.

Of course he did

http://www.truthorfiction.com/rumors/g/groomsreven...

[TheEnd]

GALLARDOGUY said:

TheEnd said:

I knew a guy called Chris Peacock, he worked as a policeman doing speed traps on harriers. Anyway, he found out his missus was seeing someone else and he had photos taken and taped under the seats of all the wedding reception guest and told everyone to look during his speech.
His missus then changed her name to L-a, pronounced Ladasha.

This is true.

I was there.

Gazzas86's mate was there too.
Must have been a massive wedding.

[MarvGTI]

We met, got together after a couple weeks, she got pregnant after 2 months, married after 7 months, separated after 18 months, finally got divorced in June after 35 months.

[Martin4x4]

Rude-boy said:

Although I have been to a Wedding where there were things taped to the bottom of the chairs of certain guests. Happy, nice, things though - thank you gifts for some and speech aids for the best man. Quite a nice little thing for some positive guest interaction!

I attended a wedding were the best man, during his speech, made a quip reference to evelopes below the seat containing stag night photos, there were non and only a few people got the deeper dual layer.

[Frimley111R]

When I was at college a bird we hung around with got married in the summer hols. By the time we returned to college it was already all over. Waste of money and time and everything. What is wrong with people?

[don4l]

I've been married for 35 years.

It's bloody wonderful.

[drivin_me_nuts]

45 days. Cancer. Marriage made me, loss almost broke me, definitely changed me. Life goes on. Different , but on.

[oldbanger]

A very close friend had been married 3 weeks when his bike was hit by a drunk driver. His wife was riding pillion. He survived, albeit with serious head injuries, but she died instantly.

[Mermaid]

oldbanger said:

A very close friend had been married 3 weeks when his bike was hit by a drunk driver. His wife was riding pillion. He survived, albeit with serious head injuries, but she died instantly.

Sad sad tale

[toohuge]

One of my mothers friends was married for less than 6 months iirc. She married a guy (who wasn't thought of very highly by the brides parents etc) and very shortly after the wedding found out he had been cheating on her for a while.

It was a real shame as the bride was not only a friend of the family, but a lovely person too.

[Ari]

Martin4x4 said:

Rude-boy said:

Although I have been to a Wedding where there were things taped to the bottom of the chairs of certain guests. Happy, nice, things though - thank you gifts for some and speech aids for the best man. Quite a nice little thing for some positive guest interaction!

I attended a wedding were the best man, during his speech, made a quip reference to evelopes below the seat containing stag night photos, there were non and only a few people got the deeper dual layer.

What was the deeper dual layer..?

[Higgs boson]

drivin_me_nuts said:

45 days. Cancer. Marriage made me, loss almost broke me, definitely changed me. Life goes on. Different , but on.

fk.

[Seti]

Higgs boson said:

fk.

Puts things into perspective. :-(

[oldbanger]

Higgs boson said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

45 days. Cancer. Marriage made me, loss almost broke me, definitely changed me. Life goes on. Different , but on.

fk.

Yes, even if you were expecting it, that would have been some blow

[drivin_me_nuts]

oldbanger said:

Higgs boson said:

drivin_me_nuts said:

45 days. Cancer. Marriage made me, loss almost broke me, definitely changed me. Life goes on. Different , but on.

fk.

Yes, even if you were expecting it, that would have been some blow

You could say that. It was only made better by some utterly wonderful people's who frequent these forums.

[Gtom]

My other half was with her seeing someone for ten years and then got married. It went from Easter to the beginning of august and it was game over.
We have been together 4 years now, little lad is 22 months old and there is no chance of getting married.