I'm the biggest/best/richest Pistonheader ever...
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.......because I am very, very well connected.
An example the other day when some jumped up police officer stopped my for doing leptons in my Alfa badged remapped diesel MX-5.
"First of all sonny, it is Sir to you" I said to him before he failed to pass my attitude test. I made him go into the menu of his patrol car so he could disable his DRLs.
I then asked him to get in his radio to see if there were any real crimes taking place. There was a rape, a muder and some chav bakery based food unlockers looking for scrap iron. Upon hearing this, I raised my hand to the officer as is my right as a solicitor to the courts of England.
That evening I summoned his chief constable round for a stand up no coffee chat, and got the chap sacked.
At this point my piss began to boil so I called David Cameron to b
k him. He offered me his wife by way of an apology.
Then I was selling my E73 on EBay and a muppet from Bradford (FFS whats the point in Bradford?) came on with the "Hw much fr cash innit Bro?" So got him round to mine and laughed at him while making vaguely racist comments here.
Yadder Yadder Yadder. (I know it's not spelt that way but I am being ironic). Red Bull, Sausages (frozen) security lights fking Welsh Paramedics fktards.
An example the other day when some jumped up police officer stopped my for doing leptons in my Alfa badged remapped diesel MX-5.
"First of all sonny, it is Sir to you" I said to him before he failed to pass my attitude test. I made him go into the menu of his patrol car so he could disable his DRLs.
I then asked him to get in his radio to see if there were any real crimes taking place. There was a rape, a muder and some chav bakery based food unlockers looking for scrap iron. Upon hearing this, I raised my hand to the officer as is my right as a solicitor to the courts of England.
That evening I summoned his chief constable round for a stand up no coffee chat, and got the chap sacked.
At this point my piss began to boil so I called David Cameron to b
k him. He offered me his wife by way of an apology.Then I was selling my E73 on EBay and a muppet from Bradford (FFS whats the point in Bradford?) came on with the "Hw much fr cash innit Bro?" So got him round to mine and laughed at him while making vaguely racist comments here.
Yadder Yadder Yadder. (I know it's not spelt that way but I am being ironic). Red Bull, Sausages (frozen) security lights f
king Welsh Paramedics fktards. 
I'm only 20 so definitely can't match some of the experiences and wealth of a few on here snd personally I just feel lucky to have bought my first lambo recently (only the baby G but it's enough for me - I have the bimmer (M5) for daily duties and I got a little shed Mini JCW for the wife).
Obviously I worked hard for that car having started my business at 13 (only 20 now) and grafted since then, fingers in various pies now, and it's finally paying off. Taking the wife and a few friends away to Monaco for a couple of weeks soon as a deserved break after the stress of buying our house in Altrincham and getting the pool and hot-tub fitted has really knackered us both. It's a lot to take on when you're only young!
Looking to drop £60k on a nice family wagon for when little Japveejunior appears later in the year, any suggestions? Such a difficult decision to make especially when you don't have a lot of experience of luxury cars (I'm not even 21 yet would you believe!). Hoping to keep insurance down, maybe get a multi-car policy, as I can't really afford more than £500pm on insurance or it'll start eating into the trackcar fund(thinking Noble M12).
Anyway, back to the grind, can't believe I'm working again on a Sunday - oh the life of a multi-company director!
Obviously I worked hard for that car having started my business at 13 (only 20 now) and grafted since then, fingers in various pies now, and it's finally paying off. Taking the wife and a few friends away to Monaco for a couple of weeks soon as a deserved break after the stress of buying our house in Altrincham and getting the pool and hot-tub fitted has really knackered us both. It's a lot to take on when you're only young!
Looking to drop £60k on a nice family wagon for when little Japveejunior appears later in the year, any suggestions? Such a difficult decision to make especially when you don't have a lot of experience of luxury cars (I'm not even 21 yet would you believe!). Hoping to keep insurance down, maybe get a multi-car policy, as I can't really afford more than £500pm on insurance or it'll start eating into the trackcar fund(thinking Noble M12).
Anyway, back to the grind, can't believe I'm working again on a Sunday - oh the life of a multi-company director!
Japveesix said:
I'm only 20 so definitely can't match some of the experiences and wealth of a few on here snd personally I just feel lucky to have bought my first lambo recently (only the baby G but it's enough for me - I have the bimmer (M5) for daily duties and I got a little shed Mini JCW for the wife).
Obviously I worked hard for that car having started my business at 13 (only 20 now) and grafted since then, fingers in various pies now, and it's finally paying off. Taking the wife and a few friends away to Monaco for a couple of weeks soon as a deserved break after the stress of buying our house in Altrincham and getting the pool and hot-tub fitted has really knackered us both. It's a lot to take on when you're only young!
Looking to drop £60k on a nice family wagon for when little Japveejunior appears later in the year, any suggestions? Such a difficult decision to make especially when you don't have a lot of experience of luxury cars (I'm not even 21 yet would you believe!). Hoping to keep insurance down, maybe get a multi-car policy, as I can't really afford more than £500pm on insurance or it'll start eating into the trackcar fund(thinking Noble M12).
Anyway, back to the grind, can't believe I'm working again on a Sunday - oh the life of a multi-company director!
When do the schools go back? (Standard superior PH response)Obviously I worked hard for that car having started my business at 13 (only 20 now) and grafted since then, fingers in various pies now, and it's finally paying off. Taking the wife and a few friends away to Monaco for a couple of weeks soon as a deserved break after the stress of buying our house in Altrincham and getting the pool and hot-tub fitted has really knackered us both. It's a lot to take on when you're only young!
Looking to drop £60k on a nice family wagon for when little Japveejunior appears later in the year, any suggestions? Such a difficult decision to make especially when you don't have a lot of experience of luxury cars (I'm not even 21 yet would you believe!). Hoping to keep insurance down, maybe get a multi-car policy, as I can't really afford more than £500pm on insurance or it'll start eating into the trackcar fund(thinking Noble M12).
Anyway, back to the grind, can't believe I'm working again on a Sunday - oh the life of a multi-company director!
Council Baby said:
The Hypno-Toad said:
Council Baby said:
GC8 said:
Council Baby said:
My dad's bigger than your dad.
My dad is gay and he will shag your dad.
Pints back of the net.
I had a meeting with 2 guys the other week at work, and they would have absolutely and totally have fitted into this thread.
Both of them apparently 'risked everything' to combine their two rival businesses into one 'super-business' and have 'never looked back'.
They were both:
In their early 50's with sharply trimmed greying haircuts.
Absolutely mahogany, like they had spent the last 6 months either in Antigua or on a sunbed.
Had incredibly white teeth.
Wore daft chalkstripe suits and pink shirts, combined with rather loud ties.
Had watches on that practically looked like solid gold bars with a watch face on.
They then proceeded to get out their iPads and show me photographs of their business HQ, complete with themselves, standing grinning in their personal offices, which they had basically built as big as possible for themselves and had mahogany desks and framed photos of themselves on their own walls.
They didn't stop talking about how successful they were and how well their lives had turned out as 'Company Directors'.
They were possibly the most narcissistic egomaniac type people I have ever met.
Both of them apparently 'risked everything' to combine their two rival businesses into one 'super-business' and have 'never looked back'.
They were both:
In their early 50's with sharply trimmed greying haircuts.
Absolutely mahogany, like they had spent the last 6 months either in Antigua or on a sunbed.
Had incredibly white teeth.
Wore daft chalkstripe suits and pink shirts, combined with rather loud ties.
Had watches on that practically looked like solid gold bars with a watch face on.
They then proceeded to get out their iPads and show me photographs of their business HQ, complete with themselves, standing grinning in their personal offices, which they had basically built as big as possible for themselves and had mahogany desks and framed photos of themselves on their own walls.
They didn't stop talking about how successful they were and how well their lives had turned out as 'Company Directors'.
They were possibly the most narcissistic egomaniac type people I have ever met.
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