I'm the biggest/best/richest Pistonheader ever...
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pinchmeimdreamin said:
I pity you poor Peasants,
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for a Beer
Guinness?I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for a Beer
HDM said:
pinchmeimdreamin said:
I pity you poor Peasants,
I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for a Beer
Guinness?I've seen things, you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time for a Beer
MarvGTI said:
President Obama, or Barry as I call him, then sent Air Force 1 to pick me up and fly me to the White House.We had dinner with him and Michelle (my treat) and discussed world peace and a manned mars landing and subsequent colonization by 2016, which I was planning on funding.
I bet you then made your excuses and left to go on a motorbike ride, then sent him a text saying "mate,don't message me again"
pinchmeimdreamin said:
dazwalsh said:
Well i cant beat you guys on the obscene wealth being thrown about, but i have a huge knob and thats all that matters.
That's not what your lass said 
Edited by dazwalsh on Tuesday 16th September 21:02
Chunkymonkey71 said:
Lately, Pistonheads seems to have descended into willy waving, bickering and one upmanship which is beginning to destroy the happy cameraderie that this once lovely corner of the Internet once had.
In an attempt to focus this behaviour in one place, thus leaving the rest of the forum to return to the happy place it once was; I put it to you, the willy waving, supercar driving, expensive watch wearing company directors out there to answer the question: 'I am the biggest/best/richest/fastest/(etc) Pistonheader because...'
I'm looking forward to the replies!
Because Scottish.In an attempt to focus this behaviour in one place, thus leaving the rest of the forum to return to the happy place it once was; I put it to you, the willy waving, supercar driving, expensive watch wearing company directors out there to answer the question: 'I am the biggest/best/richest/fastest/(etc) Pistonheader because...'
I'm looking forward to the replies!
I have never ever borrowed a penny off of anyone, no finance no mortgages, I paid for my own upbringing and even paid for the dinner date that I was conceived on. So I win.
Also my driveway includes a mx5.335d mapped, a leased m135i cuz that's not the same as fianance, 13 e46 m3s 10 CSLs, and a winter shed suburu forester and a Mazda cx7
Also my driveway includes a mx5.335d mapped, a leased m135i cuz that's not the same as fianance, 13 e46 m3s 10 CSLs, and a winter shed suburu forester and a Mazda cx7
okie592 said:
I have never ever borrowed a penny off of anyone, no finance no mortgages, I paid for my own upbringing and even paid for the dinner date that I was conceived on. So I win.
Well, not completely . I tipped the obstetrician at my birth, and handsomely, and personally passed around Cohiba cigars to celebrate my arrival. I was a fast starter.
Monkeylegend said:
MarvGTI said:
President Obama, or Barry as I call him, then sent Air Force 1 to pick me up and fly me to the White House.We had dinner with him and Michelle (my treat) and discussed world peace and a manned mars landing and subsequent colonization by 2016, which I was planning on funding.
I bet you then made your excuses and left to go on a motorbike ride, then sent him a text saying "mate,don't message me again"Gassing Station | The Lounge | Top of Page | What's New | My Stuff