I'm the biggest/best/richest Pistonheader ever...

[DickyC]

And man enough to admit it.

[Honk]

...wanted the Ghia

[Cliftonite]

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If someone moors a yacht next to one of my islands, without my permission, would I be allowed to post a picture in the "Bad Parking" thread?

[Blown2CV]

clonmult said:

Japveesix said:

northwest monkey said:

Japveesix said:

buying our house in Altrincham

Poor bd. Couldn't you find Bowdon on your satnav?

Nope, sat nav in the G is useless! I can't hear it over the screaming V10. I swear the Nav on my sunseeker is much more intuitive, I'll use that next time!

This really doesn't add up. Altrincham is a complete dive, it went seriously down hill after I moved away years back.

On the metrolink innit. It's like a funnel for chav tourism. They must never extend that out to Hale.

I vote a few people in the "first world problems" thread who don't really seem to get that it's a joke!

[Pit Pony]

Cliftonite said:

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If someone moors a yacht next to one of my islands, without my permission, would I be allowed to post a picture in the "Bad Parking" thread?

Technically No. Mooring isn't parking.

By Island, do you mean you fit kitchens?
By Moors a Yacht do you mean Spills a Yoghurt
By next do you mean ON

Makes much more sense to me, if you'd have said: If someone spills a yoghurt on one of my kitchen worktops, would I be allowed to post a picture in the "OCD" thread?

[Leafspring]

DickyC said:

I'm starting a new thread:

Best 3 yachts you have owned?

Velmo (33ft)

Lilly White (58ft)

Highview (72ft)



I've lived on boats for 24 years

Edited by Leafspring on Monday 6th October 21:03

[numtumfutunch]

Leafspring said:

Velmo (33ft)

Lilly White (58ft)

Highview (72ft)



I've lived on boats for 24 years

Edited by Leafspring on Monday 6th October 21:03

Pfffft, I am so rich and powerfully built I could turn the sea 4 nautical miles around your gaff into turf just to get my army of Amazonian goddesses hammering frozen sausages into it for practice

Probably......

[MGZRod]

Rod can't post what he would like to at the moment as he is currently jet skiing off the coast of his private island he got for his bravery when he served in the SAS's MD.

He'll reply once apple have made his platinum iPhone 8+s next week but for now us servants will do his 'common' tasks for him.

Regards,
Richard Branson on behalf of Rod Stuart.

[Blown2CV]

Blown2CV said:

clonmult said:

Japveesix said:

northwest monkey said:

Japveesix said:

buying our house in Altrincham

Poor bd. Couldn't you find Bowdon on your satnav?

Nope, sat nav in the G is useless! I can't hear it over the screaming V10. I swear the Nav on my sunseeker is much more intuitive, I'll use that next time!

This really doesn't add up. Altrincham is a complete dive, it went seriously down hill after I moved away years back.

On the metrolink innit. It's like a funnel for chav tourism. They must never extend that out to Hale.

I vote a few people in the "first world problems" thread who don't really seem to get that it's a joke!

i've just realised, all those people are in this thread aren't they. This is another joke that's become not a joke. I've actually got a Ferrari so fk you (I don't).