'I'm a bombshell now, men adore me' NSFW

'I'm a bombshell now, men adore me' NSFW

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Axionknight

8,505 posts

136 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Barmy bh.

MercuryRises

516 posts

164 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
So glad you guys are opting out because I would be at the front of a very long queue.
You're welcome mate, I wouldn't want any of that.

OllieC

3,816 posts

215 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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MercuryRises said:
Thankyou4calling said:
So glad you guys are opting out because I would be at the front of a very long queue.
You're welcome mate, I wouldn't want any of that.
Each to their own but she looks ridiculous

King Herald

23,501 posts

217 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Impasse said:
Excellent, and in just four minutes! thumbup

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

174 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Vaud said:
By a sex doll and fill it with warm water, will be way cheaper in the long run and probably as fulfilling an experience for you both.
Haha! I've never had a sex doll but it'd be nowhere near that woman I'm certain.

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,236 posts

201 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
So glad you guys are opting out because I would be at the front of a very long queue.
Really? But it's hideous!
If you flick through the late night adult channels on Sky, you'll see plenty of hideous creations like this playing with cordless phones. I often wonder if anyone finds them remotely attractive - I guess some people must do. Weird.

Thankyou4calling

10,606 posts

174 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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DrDoofenshmirtz said:
Really? But it's hideous!
If you flick through the late night adult channels on Sky, you'll see plenty of hideous creations like this playing with cordless phones. I often wonder if anyone finds them remotely attractive - I guess some people must do. Weird.
Do you think they put women on those channels that people find unattractive? Obviously they are chosen for there appeal.

Beau Nash

48 posts

125 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Not even with any of yours.

Although I would have gladly* used mine before the scalpels, needles and implants.




(*) If I wasn't happily married

rxtx

6,016 posts

211 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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DrDoofenshmirtz said:
Really? But it's hideous!
If you flick through the late night adult channels on Sky, you'll see plenty of hideous creations like this playing with cordless phones. I often wonder if anyone finds them remotely attractive - I guess some people must do. Weird.
I agree, that is exceptionally grim. I look at her and feel pity, not a swelling.

IanMorewood

4,309 posts

249 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Good luck to her but not my cup of green tea.

DrDoofenshmirtz

15,236 posts

201 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
DrDoofenshmirtz said:
Really? But it's hideous!
If you flick through the late night adult channels on Sky, you'll see plenty of hideous creations like this playing with cordless phones. I often wonder if anyone finds them remotely attractive - I guess some people must do. Weird.
Do you think they put women on those channels that people find unattractive? Obviously they are chosen for there appeal.
I dunno - I don't understand the appeal.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Meh.

If it makes her happy (or rich, which actually might make her happy) then fair play. All she's done is make herself a sex object & it's only a more extreme version of what women do up & down the country (fnar etc)

Lipstick
False eyelashes
High heels
Spanx
Push up bras
Breast implants
Botox
Etc
Etc

Get a ride, bag a bloke, job jobbed smile


Beau Nash

48 posts

125 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
... All she's done is make herself a sex object...
Erm...

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Beau Nash said:
LaurasOtherHalf said:
... All she's done is make herself a sex object...
Erm...
Erm what? You mean to say you wouldn't? Fair play and very noble of ya smile but the vast majority of single men more than likely would and I think you know that wink even if they wouldn't take her to the office Xmas party or round to Sunday lunch at their parents (whose spare room they are still living in at 35).

Beau Nash

48 posts

125 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
Erm what? You mean to say you wouldn't? Fair play and very noble of ya smile but the vast majority of single men more than likely would and I think you know that wink even if they wouldn't take her to the office Xmas party or round to Sunday lunch at their parents (whose spare room they are still living in at 35).
I already said I wouldn't, even with yours.

"Sex object"? Come on! Two bagger. With your eyes closed. Whilst thinking of Jennifer Aniston.

LaurasOtherHalf

21,429 posts

197 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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Beau Nash said:
LaurasOtherHalf said:
Erm what? You mean to say you wouldn't? Fair play and very noble of ya smile but the vast majority of single men more than likely would and I think you know that wink even if they wouldn't take her to the office Xmas party or round to Sunday lunch at their parents (whose spare room they are still living in at 35).
I already said I wouldn't, even with yours.

"Sex object"? Come on! Two bagger. With your eyes closed. Whilst thinking of Jennifer Aniston.
As i said, very noble of you. It has a hole, bearing in mind this has 7 kids

I don't think the girl in the OP will be going dry vomit

Pit Pony

8,608 posts

122 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
Beau Nash said:
LaurasOtherHalf said:
... All she's done is make herself a sex object...
Erm...
Erm what? You mean to say you wouldn't? Fair play and very noble of ya smile but the vast majority of single men more than likely would and I think you know that wink even if they wouldn't take her to the office Xmas party or round to Sunday lunch at their parents (whose spare room they are still living in at 35).
In the unlikely event that our paths might meet, and somehow, she confused me with someone rich, and offered herself as my plaything, I would have to politely decline. More likely to win the lottery, which I don't do.

jimbop1

2,441 posts

205 months

Tuesday 16th September 2014
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GTIR said:
She was hardly "stunning", average at best but certainly not a minger. Yes, I would though.
This. She looks like she should be called Tracy in her before pic.

Beau Nash

48 posts

125 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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LaurasOtherHalf said:
As i said, very noble of you.
The irony is that whilst you think I'm being noble for resisting her charms, I think that you're being noble for considering what amounts to a pity fk.

She thinks that "she's a bombshell" and she's right. I wouldn't go within fifty yards of her.

Sexist comments aside, I find it a real shame that she is so misguided as to think that the average man would find her more sexually attractive now than she was before her cosmetic procedures.




craig_m67

949 posts

189 months

Wednesday 17th September 2014
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darreni said:
Pit Pony said:
No, you really can tell she is mental from the nails.
And the eyebrows.
Absolutely this, in all my life experience of the mental, eyebrows manicured sometimes to a mascara line are right up there as a clear indicator of danger ahead - always be prepared gentleman.