'I'm a bombshell now, men adore me' NSFW

[TheExcession]

JuniorD said:

She's probably a nice respectable person but that look suggests she's only good for the dvda.

Perhaps the only difference being she might be getting lots of dvda and enjoying it whilst you are merely dreaming of such fun...?

Wrecks my head to hear some one say "She's only good for.."

There was an interesting program on the Eden TV channel the other night about body modification, it included suspensions that would/could make your eyes water, so why the fk this lady is getting a hard time (snigger) is beyond me.

[TheExcession]

Jon321 said:

Those lips just look ridiculous. I'd throw my daughters dolls away if they looked like this.

The nose job is better than anything Michael(RIP) managed though eh?

In profile I think she looks quite nice.

[otolith]

I guess she's getting a hard time because of the reasons she's given for doing it. If she had said "I just want to look like this", I'd file her with the guy who just wanted to look like a tiger.

[JuniorD]

TheExcession said:

JuniorD said:

She's probably a nice respectable person but that look suggests she's only good for the dvda.

Perhaps the only difference being she might be getting lots of dvda and enjoying it whilst you are merely dreaming of such fun...?

Wrecks my head to hear some one say "She's only good for.."

There was an interesting program on the Eden TV channel the other night about body modification, it included suspensions that would/could make your eyes converter so why the fk this lady is getting a hard time (snigger) is beyond me.

She said wants to look like a sex doll. That brings ccertain connotations. You must know what sex dolls are used for and it's certainly not for the conversation.

[LaurasOtherHalf]

Jabbah said:

LaurasOtherHalf said:

The vast majority if men (as I previously stated) should they be single would give it a go. Not marry, not even take out in a date, but would definitely give it one. As others have said, to be that mental must at least mean she's "uninhibited" to say the least.

Simple biology.

You obviously haven't seen Snog, Marry, Avoid. Your survey of one does not extrapolate well.

You obviously haven't cottoned on to the fact that in the slim chance the "male public" aren't all actors/back room staff, they wouldn't want to admit to everyone they know on TV that they'd smash their back doors in given half the chance of no one finding out.

[DoubleSix]

Ki3r said:

clarkmagpie said:

Such a pretty girl before all that.
What a shame.

She was stunning before...now...not so much!

Seriously???….

[Vaud]

DoubleSix said:

Ki3r said:

clarkmagpie said:

Such a pretty girl before all that.
What a shame.

She was stunning before...now...not so much!

Seriously???….

Yup. She was pretty before. Now looks like a melted plastic toy barbie.

[DoubleSix]

Vaud said:

DoubleSix said:

Ki3r said:

clarkmagpie said:

Such a pretty girl before all that.
What a shame.

She was stunning before...now...not so much!

Seriously???….

Yup. She was pretty before. Now looks like a melted plastic toy barbie.

Pretty average. No where near "stunning"...

Agree on the second bit though.

[TheExcession]

JuniorD said:

She said wants to look like a sex doll. That brings certain connotations. You must know what sex dolls are used for and it's certainly not for the conversation.

You and I have been around here long enough so we're only messing and having fun, but could you text her and ask her what 'connotations' means? (That might prove your point)




Anyway, the one one the right...

[carmadgaz]

clarkmagpie said:

Such a pretty girl before all that.
What a shame.

Saw this in the Sun (yes I know) earlier and your comment was my first thought!

[IanMorewood]

hidetheelephants said:

IanMorewood said:

Nah this is what you get when you mess with science; much better imho (just dont look for pictures of her now)

Perish the thought you might have to look at a woman in her 50s. The horror!

Indeed perish the thought. Kelly was probably my first teen crush though in the 80's aged what 24/25, she's now mid fifties and a bit stifflers mom.

[BlackST]

Before 4/10
Now -4/10

God knows why people do stuff like this.

[Silverbullet767]

BlackST said:

Before 4/10
Now -4/10

God knows why people do stuff like this.

4/10 before!

Right, lets see a slideshow of your past conquests then.

[leggly]

As the saying goes, "Not with a stolen cock and somebody else pushing."

[dfen5]

I hate the inflated cheeks and lips. Reminds of the Bride of Wildenstein - at least she certainly will in a few years.

As for those suggesting she's pure filth in the bedroom (or anywhere else) 50p says she's prudish, needy and boring. More time looking at herself than anything else.

More likely to be a Hoblin than a Goblin.

Still would though.

[Thankyou4calling]

Silverbullet767 said:

4/10 before!

Right, lets see a slideshow of your past conquests then.

More chance of hell freezing over than seeing any pics of his conquests.

[Ken Sington]

Seriously, does any male over the age of 14 find comedy tits like that exciting? A nice large natural pair is one thing, well two things actually, but looking like you have two over inflated beach balls down your jumper doesn't do it for me anyway.

[Silverbullet767]

LaurasOtherHalf said:

As i said, very noble of you. It has a hole, bearing in mind this has 7 kids

I don't think the girl in the OP will be going dry

I count 6, has she eaten one?

[Eric Mc]

Jon321 said:

Those lips just look ridiculous. I'd throw my daughters dolls away if they looked like this.

I don't normally post on these threads but I have to say this girl has obviously spent a lot of money disfiguring herself. I think this type of behaviour is very much psychologically driven and must be similar to the psychological flaws that lead to anorexia. I actually feel very sorry for her.

Or maybe she is is just a fan of -

[The Don of Croy]

Eeww - isn't there rather a lot of processing on those images? Looks more like a cartoon character than human. IMHO.

I'm reminded of that bint 'Lolo Ferrari' (sic) that the Sport paid to fly over many moons ago, and the stories they created to keep the publicity rolling (boobs will burst in aircraft cabin etc - they didn't). It was part of a TV doc is my excuse for this knowledge.

Poor lass will have to face reality one day.