How much do you drink a day? Depardieu has you beat

How much do you drink a day? Depardieu has you beat

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The Don of Croy

5,998 posts

159 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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otolith said:
He must be consuming a couple of thousand calories a day in alcohol alone.
That was my first thought - nevermind the pished effect...sad really. Heart or liver as most likely to call time?

epom

11,527 posts

161 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Interesting as I'm just reading Duff McKagan's (ex Guns N Roses) autobiography, he was drinking as much often for days on end. Incredible stuff, and not beyond the realms of what can be done. McKagan knew however he was an alcoholic.

sleep envy

62,260 posts

249 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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THX said:
The last time I read a story about him in the papers, it's cos he'd been thrown off a flight after getting up, getting it out and having a piss in the aisle.

In front of familes. And kids.

Sound, mate. Sound.
Well he is French.

OllieC

3,816 posts

214 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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if what he is saying is true, I cant see him lasting very long !?

and to think I am concerned about 2 or 3 tins of beer a night !

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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sleep envy said:
Well he is French.
That kind of works for the whole thread.

matchmaker

8,492 posts

200 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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He is an amateur compared to Andre The Giant:

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_g...

The Drunkard said:
On one tour, Andre’s Japanese sponsors rewarded him with a case of expensive plum wine. Andre settled down in the back of the bus and started drinking. Four hours later, the bus arrived at the next venue, and Andre was polishing off the last bottle of wine.

Sixteen bottles of wine in four hours is a considerable feat, but it gets better. Andre proceeded straight to the ring and wrestled three matches, including a twenty-man battle royal. The 16 bottles of plum wine had no discernible effect on Andre’s in-ring ability. By the end of the evening, Andre had sweated off the wine and found himself growing cranky. He dispatched Hogan for a few cases of beer. Hogan hurried to do as Andre asked, knowing from painful experience that a drunken Giant was a happy Giant, and a happy Giant was less likely to fracture some vital part of an opponent’s anatomy in a fit of grumpiness.
drinkdrunk

soad

32,898 posts

176 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Zwolf said:
A proper cokehead. hehe

TheJimi

24,993 posts

243 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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matchmaker said:
He is an amateur compared to Andre The Giant:

http://www.drunkard.com/issues/10_06/10_06_andre_g...

The Drunkard said:
On one tour, Andre’s Japanese sponsors rewarded him with a case of expensive plum wine. Andre settled down in the back of the bus and started drinking. Four hours later, the bus arrived at the next venue, and Andre was polishing off the last bottle of wine.

Sixteen bottles of wine in four hours is a considerable feat, but it gets better. Andre proceeded straight to the ring and wrestled three matches, including a twenty-man battle royal. The 16 bottles of plum wine had no discernible effect on Andre’s in-ring ability. By the end of the evening, Andre had sweated off the wine and found himself growing cranky. He dispatched Hogan for a few cases of beer. Hogan hurried to do as Andre asked, knowing from painful experience that a drunken Giant was a happy Giant, and a happy Giant was less likely to fracture some vital part of an opponent’s anatomy in a fit of grumpiness.
drinkdrunk
hehe

That's brilliant!

soapystick

368 posts

202 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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'in-ring ability'

Ha haa!

I'm 34 years old. Sorry.

soad

32,898 posts

176 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Asterix said:
Bloody Russians!
You're right!


Comrades: Depardieu, seen here with Vladimir Putin, took Russian citizenship in January 2013 as a protest against France's 75 per cent tax on the rich

Source: French actor Gerard Depardieu, 65, admits to drinking 14 bottles of wine a day - despite having a quintuple heart bypass

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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He looks like he's considering eating Putin.

Adenauer

18,580 posts

236 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Putin can smell his breath, you can see it biggrin

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Adenauer said:
Putin can smell his breath, you can see it biggrin
He's Russian, he's probably enjoying getting pissed on it.

Bradgate

2,823 posts

147 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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14 bottles of wine a day!

How is that even possible? Two bottles of average strength French wine is roughly equivalent to 8 pints of beer. If we were talking 14%+ new world wine, more like 9 or even 10. That would be plenty for me, and I certainly don't consider myself a lightweight.

Either he is exaggerating, to put it very politely, or he will be very dead very soon.

Lost soul

8,712 posts

182 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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otolith said:
Adenauer said:
Putin can smell his breath, you can see it biggrin
He's Russian, he's probably enjoying getting pissed on it.
He looks like he would stink , mine you beside a Russian he would probably smell less offensive

RizzoTheRat

25,166 posts

192 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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4 x 750ml bottles of wine at 11.5% would be 345ml of alcohol, so a coke can* full of ethanol!

11 bottles is getting on for a litre of ethanol!




* plus 15 ml for the pedants

sparks_E39

12,738 posts

213 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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I've never heard of him either.

grumbledoak

31,534 posts

233 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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If you are going to do something, do it right.

Interesting stuff on Andre the Giant; I had no idea.

otolith

56,144 posts

204 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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Mr Creosote!

fathomfive

9,920 posts

190 months

Thursday 18th September 2014
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otolith said:
Mr Creosote!
Waffer thin!