I can't believe I just done this :(

[glenrobbo]

Whichever way this turns out, you're in the sht.

[Monkeylegend]

iphonedyou said:

Tenner says this never actually happened.

It probably did but not to the OP. It's a story he has heard somewhere and thought he could earn some PH man points by posting as if it was him.

If you were so mortified, you wouldn't make yourself look an even bigger idiot by posting for the whole world to see.

Show us a copy of the original e-mail you sent OP, with the added comments. and I will believe you and apologise. Make sure it includes dates and times.

[SV8Predator]

iphonedyou said:

Tenner says this never actually happened.

Agreed, this is just another example of welshbeef. I think that's the correct term for this sort of PH fantasizing?

[Jasandjules]

Was this in English or Portuguese? If Portuguese, blame a language error i.e. when/if she complains you tell her that someone told you that is how to phrase something nice to sign off with..... I mean, toto bem?

[boyse7en]

Pretend it an auto-correct issue???

unfortunately, the alternative options on predictive text on my ancient Samsung are "coal", "cock" or "amal".

So I think you are stuffed either way (as opposed to her being stuffed either way )

[Tony2or4]

wildcat45 said:

Not specially explicit but nevertheless loitered with expletives, my business partner...

Visual image of you business partner leaning against a lamp post, swearing his head off.

[wildcat45]

Haha Spell check! It actually fits him perfectly!

[s3fella]

dfen5 said:

"I hope she likes Alan. Damn this auto correction! Sorry for any offence."

Perfect! Then just invent an imaginary friend called Alan! Hahaha

[vx220]

s3fella said:

Perfect! Then just invent an imaginary friend called Alan! Hahaha

...or a boyfriend?

[MrBarry123]

I fail to see the issue here... You've donated some money to a random charity which I assume has nothing to do with your job?

As such, you're not going to lose your job over it. Sure, you won't be dipping your twinkle stick however that's not the end of the world. I can't understand why you feel so awful?

[Baryonyx]

iphonedyou said:

Tenner says this never actually happened.

Not to the OP it didn't. But I don't want to spoil the glorious schadenfreude of this thread. The OP is like the new Matt with his awful trolling. What a gump. But this story, that he read about in The Viz, is very funny.

[Petrol Only]

Never happend. One of the biggest fantasists on PH.

[GALLARDOGUY]

A recurring theme with KFC. He does something most weeks.

[Monkeylegend]

It's called the "Knobheads Fantasy Club" aka KFC.

[Martin4x4]

@OP
Don't worry, She will forgive you!

@Incredulous readers
Looks like the online charity scam is about to turn into the online dating scam.

[GALLARDOGUY]

KFC said:

Her english is about a million times better than my portuguese.

I bet her make believe stories are too.

[Baryonyx]

Monkeylegend said:

It's called the "Knobheads Fantasy Club" aka KFC.

I will remember that.

[DanielSan]

I thought the thread with a poor rant about someone not being posh was st, this is even worse. Whose allowing these nutters on PH?

[Urban Sports]

Never heard of KFC, is she some kind of troll?