Things that don't work as they should

Things that don't work as they should

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boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Yiliterate said:
GroundEffect said:
Yiliterate said:
In-flight meals. Never had one that would be regarded as acceptable anywhere other than on a flight!
That's because your taste and smell don't work right at the 20,000ft pressured-cabin.
You could be right but I suspect there might be a little more to it than just that..
I love in flight meals... yum

No seriously I do.

Clivey

5,110 posts

204 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Pretty much anything made by Microsoft.

"One touch" indicators.

Land Rovers.

Pit Pony

8,585 posts

121 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Asterix said:
tleefox said:
The NHS.
Some of the NHS.

Some of it is brilliant.
Yeah, here is hoping.

Wife has to have a scan of her kidneys next Tuesday, as the GP found a lump.

Hub

6,436 posts

198 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Self checkouts.

Please place the item in the bagging area. I HAVE!

FiF

44,094 posts

251 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Have the Liberal Democrats been mentioned yet?

legless

1,693 posts

140 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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Blackspur

Dog Star

16,134 posts

168 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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boobles said:
I love in flight meals... yum

No seriously I do.
Same here! Yum! Especially those little potatoes and as dumplings.

Jonny_

4,128 posts

207 months

Sunday 5th October 2014
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legless said:
Blackspur
yes


Also...
Every single fking data communications system ever.

Wifi
Ethernet
Bluetooth
RS232
Parallel printer port
IRDA
3G
HDMI
Broadband
Dial up
Telephones

All utter toss, and I still can't fathom why one day my smart TV will merrily control my AV receiver and see my NAS drive, then the next day it won't. Or why my car's Bluetooth handsfree kit decides to hang up mid-call. Or why it takes an hour of pissing about with three different laptops and a multitude of cables/adapters/protocol converters just to view the settings on some archaic protection/metering/comms/control gear at work.

I like hammers. I understand hammers. It's very rare that a hammer fails to perform its intended function. smile

boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Dog Star said:
boobles said:
I love in flight meals... yum

No seriously I do.
Same here! Yum! Especially those little potatoes and as dumplings.
Me & Miss Boobles will pay silly money just to have an inflight meal! lick

Jonny_

4,128 posts

207 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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GroundEffect said:
That's because your taste and smell don't work right at the 20,000ft pressured-cabin.
Not convinced, I took a Subway sandwich with me last time I flew, it tasted fine at 30-odd thousand feet! In fact it may have been even nicer just because other folk were paying through the nose for a dubious in-flight toastie wink

bertie

8,550 posts

284 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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The "Ad Choices" opt out on this site.

It does bugger all and you still get the mightily annoying massive pop down adverts for stty Kias etc.

PoleDriver

28,640 posts

194 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Unless I'm very much mistaken we seem to have received 113 posts without anyone mentioning the PistonHeads so-called 'search' system! smile

tedmus

1,885 posts

135 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Stay clean caps on sauce bottles, squeeze a bit, nothing, squeeze a bit more, still nothing, squeeze a bit harder, a torrent of sauce nowhere near where you wanted the sauce to be.

Pit Pony

8,585 posts

121 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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PoleDriver said:
Unless I'm very much mistaken we seem to have received 113 posts without anyone mentioning the PistonHeads so-called 'search' system! smile
My wife googled "MX5 overheating issue" the other week, and ended up agreeing with my diagnostics (from 200 miles away based on the symptoms she described over the phone) after it took her to a site called "Pistonheads"....


My response : "That's a new one, on me, I usually check out MX5Nutz. I'll have to look at that site one day."

mp3manager

4,254 posts

196 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Learning or those 10-in-1 replacement remote controls.

I've had several and now have also tried apps on my i-device...and they all suck, and I end up going back to the original remote control the device came with.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Just escaped from the V Festival (August) because of this super gadget I thought would be an ideal investment. Not.

my arse


P I Staker

3,308 posts

156 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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Xbox one internet connection.

This fking laptop (A panel is now partly falling out the bottom after I gave it a clatter for freezing again)

rolleyes

ShayneJ

1,073 posts

179 months

Monday 6th October 2014
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cptsideways said:
Hotel Wifi - Its almost always, never worth the time going through the whole mickey@disney dot com sign up procedure. Unless you have the proper admin staff code for Premier Inn hehe
Admin code you sayears

Plastic chicken

380 posts

204 months

Tuesday 7th October 2014
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The pouring action of cartons of fruit juice, which emits the juice in vast glugs so powerful the fruit juice hits the bottom of the glass & 'bounces' back out again.

Plastic chicken

380 posts

204 months

Tuesday 7th October 2014
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Oh yeah, & while I'm here - kitchen foil dispensers with the jaggy edge which is incapable of actually tearing the foil straight across.