Things that don't work as they should

Things that don't work as they should

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boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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My new £500 Denon sound system!

It doesn't seem to stay connected to the internet & I am having to "reset" everything every time.
It also switches itself off randomly

bertie

8,550 posts

284 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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boobles said:
My new £500 Denon sound system!

It doesn't seem to stay connected to the internet & I am having to "reset" everything every time.
It also switches itself off randomly
I've just had this on my Sonos and my NAS drive and in the end it was the stty Technicolour router that Plusnet had given me.

The DHCP was giving out 24 hour leased IP addresses so you had to restart every connected device and renew the lease every 24 hours.

Johnnytheboy

24,498 posts

186 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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lord trumpton said:
I get a bit irritated by things that don't work properly
I'm glad it's not just me, stuff not quite working properly is one of my pet hates.

Supermarket ham packets that are impossible open by pulling the tab.

The biggie though: clingfilm boxes that disintegrate.

I've bought this permanent box that you buy refills for, but even that only lasts about three refills.

I'd also quite like a pack of drills that doesn't spill the same two or three drills out every time I open it.

Hooli

32,278 posts

200 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Monkeythree said:
Any "touch sensitive" controls on household appliances e.g. Hob, dishwasher etc. These NEVER work as they're supposed to.

Wtf is wrong with a dial? It can be rotated to precisely the setting you want in a split second. In my experience, all "Touch sensitive" controls require all manner of jabbing, swiping and swearing to stand even a half chance of getting somewhere near the setting or program which you wanted.
yes

Proper buttons & toggle switches please.

My Evil Twin

457 posts

133 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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The internet

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boobles

15,241 posts

215 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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bertie said:
I've just had this on my Sonos and my NAS drive and in the end it was the stty Technicolour router that Plusnet had given me.

The DHCP was giving out 24 hour leased IP addresses so you had to restart every connected device and renew the lease every 24 hours.
Interesting to know. Thank you. thumbup

ChemicalChaos

10,393 posts

160 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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garyhun said:
Sargeant Orange said:
Wind cords on strimmers. Every time the cord goes too short I have to stop and pull it out manually
I bought one with snap-on plastic blades for that very reason.
Mine seems to work fine if you spend a bit of time carefully winding then setting up the cord. The only problem is when you've nearly finished the reel, and you snag the cord on a fence - in which case it rips the last foot or so out

cptsideways

13,547 posts

252 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Hotel Wifi - Its almost always, never worth the time going through the whole mickey@disney dot com sign up procedure. Unless you have the proper admin staff code for Premier Inn hehe





I have to say our wifi Canon printer is brilliant at staying connected to all our gadgets & mobiles. Shame about its ink consumption though! for the amount of printing it actually does.



ch108

1,127 posts

133 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Cough bottles. Try pouring onto a spoon without getting a sticky dribble of medicine down the side of the bottle.

Cheaper variety supermarket paracetemols that split when you try and push them out of the plastic pack.

Rolls of bin bags that don't seem to have decent perforations and you get a bag with either a ripped top or no bottom in it.

Yoghurt pot lids that either open with a fine spray of yoghurt or a foil lid that comes off in bits.

Rolls from my works canteen that seem to be sealed in plastic film with no way of opening it. You see folk pulling that hard the contents of their roll scatter along the table.

Rubbish carrier bags which can't take any weight and the handles turn to really thin string like plastic digging into your hand as you carry it.

My combi boiler timer. Unfathomable without the manual and sometimes comes on when it isn't even programmed to do so!


surveyor

17,825 posts

184 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Tom_C76 said:
nigelonich said:
Mephistofleas said:
That scensoredt plastic packaging generally used for small IT/AV stuff like this:



It works all right to keep the fcensoredg thing you've bought completely sealed and a censored to get at rage
If you look on the life hacks thread some bright spark has suggested using a tin opener for opening these and to be fair it works a treat.

As per my previous post I can't even get the bd things to open cans more than 50% of the time. What chance have I of getting them to do a job for which they weren't intended?

Edited by nigelonich on Wednesday 1st October 12:58
Airlines who sell headphones in blister packs.... Spent 90 minutes with a pen creating perforations...

Chris Type R

8,028 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Alfas.

sherbertdip

1,107 posts

119 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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Worming tablets !

Chris Type R

8,028 posts

249 months

Thursday 2nd October 2014
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LED replacements for incandescents.

lord trumpton

Original Poster:

7,397 posts

126 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Penis pumps paperbag

Ali2202

3,815 posts

204 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Penis Shrinkers! hehe

MagneticMeerkat

1,763 posts

205 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Cocaine!

eliot

11,433 posts

254 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Impasse said:
Pretty much any electronic device which has the ability to talk/pair/network with another electronic device. They're all mostly rubbish at it.
That's why we have cat6

Yiliterate

3,786 posts

206 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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In-flight meals. Never had one that would be regarded as acceptable anywhere other than on a flight!

GroundEffect

13,836 posts

156 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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Yiliterate said:
In-flight meals. Never had one that would be regarded as acceptable anywhere other than on a flight!
That's because your taste and smell don't work right at the 20,000ft pressured-cabin.

Yiliterate

3,786 posts

206 months

Friday 3rd October 2014
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GroundEffect said:
Yiliterate said:
In-flight meals. Never had one that would be regarded as acceptable anywhere other than on a flight!
That's because your taste and smell don't work right at the 20,000ft pressured-cabin.
You could be right but I suspect there might be a little more to it than just that..