Fake facebook account in my name

[The Vambo]

Hmmmm, no reply from the OP.

I will give 4/1 on him being locked in a holdall in his bath.

4/1, I'm giving money away here....

[ecsrobin]

He's either in the holdal or hiding because he realised he created whilst on a student drinking session.

[Gooly]

Hi everyone, bought an MX5 so forgot about this whole thing for a while, been too busy bumming men on the standard fit chrome luggage rack. The first few friends are mainly girls from my primary school. However, I don't know how any of them would know which uni I go to since I didnt really speak to anyone from my primary school after I left. I'd imagine what happened was that whoever made it linked my profile to the school and the year, and added those who came up on the suggested friends list.

The key point is that nobody from each school went to my next school, and I didnt keep in touch with anyone from them; so there are no links between them and my current life. On top of that, there are no friends linked to my uni on there. The whole thing feels like a cluedo game, only a very creepy one. I've racked my brains as to what clues can be gleaned from the profile itself but I really cant see anything unfortunately. I don't know whether or not to report it to facebook, I am holding out hope that something will be updated on the profile that will help give it away. If I report it, the profile will get shut down and I will never know who or why.

Also, no ex's, and one good thing about the creation of this profile is that it has made me aware of the lovely offerings from Cypress Hill.

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The GMan said:

Don't worry.

If they start posting more intersting stuff about what they are up just start stalking them and then take over their life.

Damn, you beat me to it ! I suspect, however, that it's happening the other way round already...

OP, have you had a nasty road accident leading to surgery recently (or ever)?