Women of Pistonheads

[drivin_me_nuts]

Adenauer said:

Hiya dmn, pics?

Now look Adenauer, as well you know I don't have a vagina. But I am in touch with my feminine side. Particularly Victoria's Secret who do lovely thongs. Now there's one for your mind bleach to work on.

[Thankyou4calling]

I give this thread until 10am at the most.

[sc0tt]

I'm banned from the cringe thread so can someone else do me the honours?

[Adenauer]

drivin_me_nuts said:

Now look Adenauer, as well you know I don't have a vagina. But I am in touch with my feminine side. Particularly Victoria's Secret who do lovely thongs. Now there's one for your mind bleach to work on.

That was just plain nasty!

[Ari]

lamboman100 said:

We need pics to prove it

Four minutes after the original post.

Tragic.

[daddy cool]

[Adenauer]

Thankyou4calling said:

I give this thread until 10am at the most.

It should have been deleted within 10 minutes to be fair.

[Matt UK]

PoshTotty said:

Christ I couldn't be doing with all that talk about...Holly Willoughby

So you want to join in but you're not keen talking about holly?

Hmmm.

Well let's just consider this a probationary period and see how it goes.

[Oldandslow]

Hmm, I feel I'm being trolled. I'd settle for a photo of you fully clothed, no make up, holding a tin/packet of custard.

No offense but the provocative post and profile pic plus a name that rhymes with bendy all seems to good to be true in a Nigerian Prince needing to move $10million through my account kind of way.

[Impasse]

Oldandslow said:

Hmm, I feel I'm being trolled. I'd settle for a photo of you fully clothed, no make up, holding a tin/packet of custard.

No offense but the provocative post and profile pic plus a name that rhymes with bendy all seems to good to be true in a Nigerian Prince needing to move $10million through my account kind of way.

I'm pleased you managed to refrain from saying that something smells fishy.

[frumpytrickle]

I'd like to see Holly Willoughby bathed in custard.

Oh god yes.

[Impasse]

Seems like a waste of custard.

[GTIR]

Chocmonster said:

PoshTotty said:

to encourage other women because they are here but too intimidated to join in.

I'm a girl, I join in when I have something relevant to say.

How do you do that when your mouth is full?

[frumpytrickle]

Impasse said:

Seems like a waste of custard.

You do get to eat it. In my fantasy. Even dip tgings into it. Hardly a waist!

[HorneyMX5]

TimJMS said:

anonymous said:

[redacted]

Agreed. No women are into Carry On and to mention Augusta Prodworthy reveals an intimate knowledge of the canon. What we have here is a single, male, handbag fetishist.

My wife is an avid Carry On fan and has all of them DVD to which I am repeatedly subjected.

[Adenauer]

frumpytrickle said:

I'd like to see Holly Willoughby bathed in custard.

Oh god yes.

Hi Frumpy,

What are you doing on here so early?

[Bluebarge]

Matt UK said:

So you want to join in but you're not keen talking about holly?

Hmmm.

Well let's just consider this a probationary period and see how it goes.

Who appointed you owner of the forum?

Jeez, the misogyny and mob mentality on this thread are depressing. This is a chat forum. If you don't find the thread interesting - don't read it.

OP - you don't have to justify yourself to the sad divorcees of PH. Either ignore them or tell them to f**k off.

[Impasse]

frumpytrickle said:

You do get to eat it. In my fantasy. Even dip tgings into it. Hardly a waist!

You'll get thrown out of Asda for doing things like that.

[Adenauer]

Bluebarge said:

Who appointed you owner of the forum?

Jeez, the misogyny and mob mentality on this thread are depressing. This is a chat forum. If you don't find the thread interesting - don't read it.

OP - you don't have to justify yourself to the sad divorcees of PH. Either ignore them or tell them to f**k off.

I'm happily married

Mind you, I also didn't ask for any justification

[Feirny]

It seems tampon fuses were well and truly lit last night.