PH Secret Santa 2014 - The Return Of the Santae

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drivin_me_nuts said:

Phew . Never liked the idea of being spit roasted!

PH fiery VBRJ!

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MESSAGES OF THE DAY

FAO MISSDIANE - Just to let Miss Diane know that I posted her gift what feels like aaaages ago so bit concerned it hasn't arrived.

If it doesn't turn up then I'll order and send another one. And go postal on er..... the postal service.

I did also have a message for fra53r asking if he had received, seeing the thread though I now know he has so decided not to bother putting it up!

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I'm really hoping Missdianes arrives as we'll have a 100% hit rate before xmas then!
I've no doubt in their SS that if RM have fked it up they'll sort it out

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Looming forward to seeing what everyone has received.
I hope my SS enjoys his chilli fist!

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If addresses need checking i'll need missdiane to PM me & her SS to PM me, as i don't have the spreadsheet to hand

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I just want to thank you all for taking part this year, thankfully we've had an awesome success rate this year, with only 1 gift not arriving, not down to the sender but due to the retarded delivery personnel!

I look forward to seeing everyones gifts, don't forget to get your pics up!

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GOG440 said:

Thanks SS
I do like a good whisky and I love gadgetty stuff, been playing with the laser pointer on the pen already
I wish i had opened the wallet ninja first, it would have come in really handy opening packaging on all my daughters presents

I'm outing myself.... I wanted to keep the wallet ninja myself 😜

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Cheers to Dr Interceptor!

A t-shirt of me Dj-ing
A glasses holder, very handy!
And a book on goalkeeping.

Cheers SS!
Will upload photos when I'm on my laptop next!

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FAO MATTTRACKER

Could you tell Matt Tracker that's it's a titanium cosworth F1 valve please. Some say he forgot to put the note in.

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ChemicalChaos said:

Well, time to put an end to the suspense!

Opening the very large box from my SS revealed a plethora of presents




I must say, utterly top stalking by my SS!

I got a box of pork crunch snacks (having complained my local shops stopped stocking them), and a NATO Tigers 74 Squadron patch of a very rare design.
I also got a rather fetching Christmas jumper, a copy of Auto Express, and a superb Ultrafire CREE LED metal torch.



But wait.... what was in the extra parcel from Amazon? Despite advice to the contrary I opened it with the others, in front of my parents. How bad could it be?
Well....



According to the description on the back, this is a "nightmare comedy about destiny, faith and sex toys".
SS, I don't even want to know what you were searching for to discover that!


Anyway, massive thanks to my SS for a great selection of presents, and to The Guvernor for organising everything!

Considering how pissed your SS was I think you got quite lucky only getting one piece of filth ;-)

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Finally managed to get my photo up!

Thanks to Dr Interceptor!

1 x Tshirt with a photo of me DJ'ing on & my Twitter address on the back
A book about goalkeeping! It'll go nicely with my new footy boots & goalie gloves I received from the gf!
And a wtf present?! A little wooden statue for holding my specs! Really handy as I'm always chucking them on the floor when I don't have thm on!

Thanks to th Dr , really well thought out gifts & really appeciated!

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FAO MINIME - Your SS says to get building as they want to see it in action.

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FAO KI3R:

glad Kier liked his present. however to quote the smiley... this thread is worthless without pics!"

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Tokyosexwhale...

Your SS is totally guttued that the royalfail really did smash it through the letterbox!

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FAO FRA53R:

can you please just pass on a message to Fra53r that he's an idiot.

does he really think someone bought a box of granola and addressed to his car? maybe he should try opening the box..