What daft things have dawned on you later in life?

What daft things have dawned on you later in life?

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Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Morningside said:
Ari said:
Eric The Camel said:
Hong Kong Phooey's cat Spot.

Took me a while...
Go on..? boxedin

I think Data on TNG also does the same joke with his cat.
Ah, gotcha. I didn't know what the cat looked like. So it's a calling someone big 'Tiny' type thing.

5150

689 posts

256 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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If you tap the '57' logo on a glass bottle of Heinz Ketchup, it's strategically placed there to create a gap and out comes your ketchup.......genius.

Koofler

616 posts

167 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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That I've become the 'grown up' in the relationship with my parents.

I mentioned this the other day to a couple of mates who just stared back at me, nodding sagely.

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Koofler said:
That I've become the 'grown up' in the relationship with my parents.

I mentioned this the other day to a couple of mates who just stared back at me, nodding sagely.
yes

Sometimes.

At other times i still attempt to be breathtakingly childish, much to the amusement of my Mother & Step-mother and annoyance of my Father.


gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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olly22n said:
gizlaroc said:
Mum used to say 'stop telling tales' and I used to think she meant I was lying, not till I found my self saying it to my daughter did it click.
That is what it means, isn't it?
Haha, no.

It just means, I don't want to hear it.

Not saying she didn't believe me, just that I didn't need to go running to tell her about everything my brother or mate had done wrong that annoyed me.

"Mum, mum, mum, Nick got into trouble at school today."
"Stop telling tales."
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!!"
"Hmmm?"

She wasn't saying ever saying she didn't believe me, just that she didn't think I should be grassing on everyone I guess.


We spoke about this the other night and most people said they didn't get it either until they had kids and started to say it to them.

Edited by gizlaroc on Friday 17th October 11:21

vescaegg

25,556 posts

168 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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gizlaroc said:
olly22n said:
gizlaroc said:
Mum used to say 'stop telling tales' and I used to think she meant I was lying, not till I found my self saying it to my daughter did it click.
That is what it means, isn't it?
Haha, no.

It just means, I don't want to hear it.

Not saying she didn't believe me, just that I didn't need to go running to tell her about everything my brother or mate had done wrong that annoyed me.

"Mum, mum, mum, Nick got into trouble at school today."
"Stop telling tales."
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!!"
"Hmmm?"

She wasn't saying ever saying she didn't believe me, just that she didn't think I should be grassing on everyone I guess.


We spoke about this the other night and most people said they didn't get it either until they had kids and started to say it to them.

Edited by gizlaroc on Friday 17th October 11:21
It definitely means stop lying!

BigBen

11,648 posts

231 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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vescaegg said:
gizlaroc said:
olly22n said:
gizlaroc said:
Mum used to say 'stop telling tales' and I used to think she meant I was lying, not till I found my self saying it to my daughter did it click.
That is what it means, isn't it?
Haha, no.

It just means, I don't want to hear it.

Not saying she didn't believe me, just that I didn't need to go running to tell her about everything my brother or mate had done wrong that annoyed me.

"Mum, mum, mum, Nick got into trouble at school today."
"Stop telling tales."
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!!"
"Hmmm?"

She wasn't saying ever saying she didn't believe me, just that she didn't think I should be grassing on everyone I guess.


We spoke about this the other night and most people said they didn't get it either until they had kids and started to say it to them.

Edited by gizlaroc on Friday 17th October 11:21
It definitely means stop lying!
No it doesn't, it means don't bother me with irrelevant minutia at another's expense.

singlecoil

33,671 posts

247 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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BigBen said:
vescaegg said:
gizlaroc said:
olly22n said:
gizlaroc said:
Mum used to say 'stop telling tales' and I used to think she meant I was lying, not till I found my self saying it to my daughter did it click.
That is what it means, isn't it?
Haha, no.

It just means, I don't want to hear it.

Not saying she didn't believe me, just that I didn't need to go running to tell her about everything my brother or mate had done wrong that annoyed me.

"Mum, mum, mum, Nick got into trouble at school today."
"Stop telling tales."
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!!"
"Hmmm?"

She wasn't saying ever saying she didn't believe me, just that she didn't think I should be grassing on everyone I guess.


We spoke about this the other night and most people said they didn't get it either until they had kids and started to say it to them.

Edited by gizlaroc on Friday 17th October 11:21
It definitely means stop lying!
No it doesn't, it means don't bother me with irrelevant minutia at another's expense.
Telling tales = tattle tale = snitch, grass, informer etc.

gizlaroc

17,251 posts

225 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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vescaegg said:
It definitely means stop lying!
No a tale is a tale, doesn't mean it is not true.


vescaegg

25,556 posts

168 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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gizlaroc said:
vescaegg said:
It definitely means stop lying!
No a tale is a tale, doesn't mean it is not true.

Well this has dawned on me today then hehe

Rulle7

129 posts

183 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Seems both definitions are correct...

1. A recital of events or happenings; a report or revelation: told us a long tale of woe.
2. A malicious story, piece of gossip, or petty complaint.
3. A deliberate lie; a falsehood.
4. A narrative of real or imaginary events; a story.
5. Archaic A tally or reckoning; a total.

Carl_Spackler

2,644 posts

189 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Funnily enough, given the title of this tread, untill not to long ago I thought "dawned on" was "don don".

I was about 34 when I worked this out. :/

wolfracesonic

Original Poster:

7,011 posts

128 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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Carl_Spackler said:
Funnily enough, given the title of this tread, untill not to long ago I thought "dawned on" was "don don".

I was about 34 when I worked this out. :/


Could be the best one yet!

AlexHat

1,327 posts

120 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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5150 said:
If you tap the '57' logo on a glass bottle of Heinz Ketchup, it's strategically placed there to create a gap and out comes your ketchup.......genius.
I now need to find a glass ketchup bottle....

Ari

19,347 posts

216 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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5150 said:
If you tap the '57' logo on a glass bottle of Heinz Ketchup, it's strategically placed there to create a gap and out comes your ketchup.......genius.
It creates a gap in a glass bottle..?

How's that work then? scratchchin



Edited by Ari on Friday 17th October 17:25

LargeD

106 posts

136 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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singlecoil said:
BigBen said:
vescaegg said:
gizlaroc said:
olly22n said:
gizlaroc said:
Mum used to say 'stop telling tales' and I used to think she meant I was lying, not till I found my self saying it to my daughter did it click.
That is what it means, isn't it?
Haha, no.

It just means, I don't want to hear it.

Not saying she didn't believe me, just that I didn't need to go running to tell her about everything my brother or mate had done wrong that annoyed me.

"Mum, mum, mum, Nick got into trouble at school today."
"Stop telling tales."
"I'm not!"
"You are!"
"I'm not!!"
"Hmmm?"

She wasn't saying ever saying she didn't believe me, just that she didn't think I should be grassing on everyone I guess.


We spoke about this the other night and most people said they didn't get it either until they had kids and started to say it to them.

Edited by gizlaroc on Friday 17th October 11:21
It definitely means stop lying!
No it doesn't, it means don't bother me with irrelevant minutia at another's expense.
Telling tales = tattle tale = snitch, grass, informer etc.
I always thought it was short for "stop telling tall tales" (lies)

It makes more sense in the above context looking back though...

northwest monkey

6,370 posts

190 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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russ_a said:
I had always wondered why you would be electrocuted if you stuck a metal fork in a toaster but could place a metal fork on a electric hob ring and the fork would just get hot!

It was so obvious when someone explained it to me!
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile

ATTAK Z

11,107 posts

190 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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northwest monkey said:
russ_a said:
I had always wondered why you would be electrocuted if you stuck a metal fork in a toaster but could place a metal fork on a electric hob ring and the fork would just get hot!

It was so obvious when someone explained it to me!
Good - explain it to me then cos I'd love to know!

I've killed about 4 toasters in my time so this information would be usefulsmile
http://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&a...

p4cks

6,917 posts

200 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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QANTAS and GNOME are both acronyms.

I just used to think they were words.

JimbobVFR

2,682 posts

145 months

Friday 17th October 2014
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QANTAS I know, GNOME I presume you mean as in the Linux desktop, so what does it mean? I also thought it was a random name.