Describe your wife
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Understanding,very amicable,loving,great mum to our girls,very tolerant of my hobbies and habits,treats things how they should be treated,all you could want really.
She runs her own business in between looking after us,knows how to drive in snow and can throw stones properly(and a punch),and genuinely has around 250 pairs of shoes/boots.
We are 20 years in and shes always been happy go lucky and positive and considering that she comes from a very wealthy family with some neanderthal attitudes and who are all bigotted pricks she has none of their awful attributes thankfully,except owning the roads
BUT out of curiosity,last thursday I watched her in action in a meeting/re-negotiation with one or two of her suppliers,fk is all I can think to say,the poor bds.
I,have slept in the spare room since with a dresser up against the door
She runs her own business in between looking after us,knows how to drive in snow and can throw stones properly(and a punch),and genuinely has around 250 pairs of shoes/boots.
We are 20 years in and shes always been happy go lucky and positive and considering that she comes from a very wealthy family with some neanderthal attitudes and who are all bigotted pricks she has none of their awful attributes thankfully,except owning the roads
BUT out of curiosity,last thursday I watched her in action in a meeting/re-negotiation with one or two of her suppliers,fk is all I can think to say,the poor bds.
I,have slept in the spare room since with a dresser up against the door
No1: Beauty & the beast. We married because we made a baby, even though I kinda knew it wouldn't last. All the boys fancied her, and she knew it; an hour to do her makeup before going to Asda; in public quite the Lady, in private, a vicious, violent temper. I got out after two years, and never had the chance to see my son grow up.
No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.
No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.
No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.
No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.
Plastic chicken said:
No1: Beauty & the beast. We married because we made a baby, even though I kinda knew it wouldn't last. All the boys fancied her, and she knew it; an hour to do her makeup before going to Asda; in public quite the Lady, in private, a vicious, violent temper. I got out after two years, and never had the chance to see my son grow up.
No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.
No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.
Having a No1 is fine. I can even get my head around trying again with No2. But going for a No3 is a triumph of hope over experience.No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.
No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.
waynedear said:
A little bit French, a little bit Irish, half Jamaican and pure scouse.
One in a million, mainly for putting up with me.
She wants a boob job.
A ******* REDUCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blimey, a Scouse lass who wants a t*tty shrinkage - not many of those about!!! One in a million, mainly for putting up with me.
She wants a boob job.
A ******* REDUCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mybrainhurts said:
Daston said:
My best friend, has a strong Monica streak which means she is always on the go.
Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events
What the hell is that spook with the white face and black eyes in the photo...?Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events
PS...she's going to kill you and eat you.
PositronicRay said:
mybrainhurts said:
It looks like a sort of white bobble hat thing with ears. Why would his wife want to kill and eat him?24 yrs and two children later she still drives me wild with lust , makes me smile , makes me laugh , makes everything worthwhile , my best friend and lover .Currently she is lying on the rug in her jimjams next to the log fire sniggering at a funny message on her phone , driving me crazy hahaha . Did I mention she's a nurse ?
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