Describe your wife

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shoehorn

686 posts

143 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Understanding,very amicable,loving,great mum to our girls,very tolerant of my hobbies and habits,treats things how they should be treated,all you could want really.
She runs her own business in between looking after us,knows how to drive in snow and can throw stones properly(and a punch),and genuinely has around 250 pairs of shoes/boots.
We are 20 years in and shes always been happy go lucky and positive and considering that she comes from a very wealthy family with some neanderthal attitudes and who are all bigotted pricks she has none of their awful attributes thankfully,except owning the roads hehe

BUT out of curiosity,last thursday I watched her in action in a meeting/re-negotiation with one or two of her suppliers,fk is all I can think to say,the poor bds.
I,have slept in the spare room since with a dresser up against the doorbiggrin

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Joey Ramone said:
Describe your wife
There's only one person she loves...

HERSELF

She buggered off...

Which was nice..smile

Plastic chicken

380 posts

204 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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No1: Beauty & the beast. We married because we made a baby, even though I kinda knew it wouldn't last. All the boys fancied her, and she knew it; an hour to do her makeup before going to Asda; in public quite the Lady, in private, a vicious, violent temper. I got out after two years, and never had the chance to see my son grow up.

No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.

No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.

waynedear

2,173 posts

167 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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A little bit French, a little bit Irish, half Jamaican and pure scouse.
One in a million, mainly for putting up with me.
She wants a boob job.


































A ******* REDUCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eck c

345 posts

194 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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waynedear said:
A little bit French, a little bit Irish, half Jamaican and pure scouse.
One in a million, mainly for putting up with me.
She wants a boob job.


































A ******* REDUCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reductions should be made illegal plain & simple

TwigtheWonderkid

43,327 posts

150 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Plastic chicken said:
No1: Beauty & the beast. We married because we made a baby, even though I kinda knew it wouldn't last. All the boys fancied her, and she knew it; an hour to do her makeup before going to Asda; in public quite the Lady, in private, a vicious, violent temper. I got out after two years, and never had the chance to see my son grow up.

No2: The opposite. Low self-esteem suicide risk. We dated long-distance for five years before moving in together & marrying. I knew she would be hard work, but I was prepared for that; I thought I could restore her faith in everything, and rescue her from her demons. I failed; after ten years she announced one day that she didn't love me any more & wanted a divorce.

No3: My best friend, with no emotional issues whatsoever (so far!). We have no secrets, we have the same priorities in life, and she listens to me when I've had a bad day. I miss her when we're apart, and I look forward to seeing her every day. It took a while, but she's the one. There will be no 'No4'.
Having a No1 is fine. I can even get my head around trying again with No2. But going for a No3 is a triumph of hope over experience.

Scousefella

2,243 posts

181 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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waynedear said:
A little bit French, a little bit Irish, half Jamaican and pure scouse.
One in a million, mainly for putting up with me.
She wants a boob job.
A ******* REDUCTION !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blimey, a Scouse lass who wants a t*tty shrinkage - not many of those about!!! laugh

TheAngryDog

12,405 posts

209 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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So no pics eh... I wonder how much of this is made up so as to look good to some people on the internets hehe

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

154 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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TheAngryDog said:
So no pics eh... I wonder how much of this is made up so as to look good to some people on the internets hehe
Total honesty from me.Do wonder how the divorce rate is what it is with all this gushing on here,some real puke inducers posted.

LasseV

1,754 posts

133 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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She's perfect, i love her! smile

davhill

5,263 posts

184 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Describe your wife?

Gone.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Two arms
Two legs
Two tits
Seven holes

Daston

6,074 posts

203 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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My best friend, has a strong Monica streak which means she is always on the go.

Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events


mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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Daston said:
My best friend, has a strong Monica streak which means she is always on the go.

Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events

What the hell is that spook with the white face and black eyes in the photo...?

PS...she's going to kill you and eat you.

PositronicRay

27,004 posts

183 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
Daston said:
My best friend, has a strong Monica streak which means she is always on the go.

Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events

What the hell is that spook with the white face and black eyes in the photo...?

PS...she's going to kill you and eat you.
It looks like a sort of white bobble hat thing with ears. Why would his wife want to kill and eat him?

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

255 months

Sunday 26th October 2014
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PositronicRay said:
mybrainhurts said:
Daston said:
My best friend, has a strong Monica streak which means she is always on the go.

Best thing is she loves joining me at car/motorsport events

What the hell is that spook with the white face and black eyes in the photo...?

PS...she's going to kill you and eat you.
It looks like a sort of white bobble hat thing with ears. Why would his wife want to kill and eat him?
She's clearly stalking him quietly. You don't know women, do you?

robm3

4,927 posts

227 months

Monday 27th October 2014
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I still rather fancy my wife, 12 years in.



She actually saved my life too. I had a mole I never gave two hoots about but she forced me to get it removed. Turns out it was Melanoma and quite advanced, if it hadn't been removed when it was I'd be dead now. Well done her.

GTIR

24,741 posts

266 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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^

robm3

4,927 posts

227 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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GTIR said:
^
haha more than happy to explore by feel only wink

fttm

3,678 posts

135 months

Tuesday 28th October 2014
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24 yrs and two children later she still drives me wild with lust , makes me smile , makes me laugh , makes everything worthwhile , my best friend and lover .Currently she is lying on the rug in her jimjams next to the log fire sniggering at a funny message on her phone , driving me crazy hahaha . Did I mention she's a nurse ?