Describe your wife

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

Funkycoldribena said:

A bit like an old Mondeo.Needs her bumpers taping up,consumes a lot of fuel,exhaust backfires now and again.

Short, big hooters, good cook.

[Bebee]

This list contains traits and characteristics.

affable
affectionate
agreeable
amiable
approachable
attractive
attentive
authentic
bright
careful
caring
charitable
charming
classy
consensical
compassionate
congenial
conscientious
courteous
cuddly
dear
determined
devoted
diligent
emotional
faithful
frank
friendly
generous
gentle
good
gregarious
hard-working
helpful
honest
intellectual
intelligent
intuitive
kind
loving
loyal
modest
neat
nice
passionate
patient
persistent
polite
powerful
practical
pro-active
quick-witted
reliable
resourceful
romantic
self-disciplined
sensible
sensitive
sincere
sociable
straightforward
sweet
sympathetic
thoughtful
tidy
tough
warmhearted
willing
witty


But............ none of the above.

Why? I'm not married.

[RRLover]

Hard work

[CedGTV]

Driving me mad

[matchmaker]

Einion Yrth said:

She's the best friend I ever had.

Mine is also my best friend. And has great boobies. No pics, you pervs!

[Adenauer]

Oh, the Dr said 'cook'

[slopes]

Adenauer said:

Oh, the Dr said 'cook'

Doc Martin?

[Adenauer]

Isn't it about time you flounced again? You irritating pimple.

[slopes]

Adenauer said:

Isn't it about time you flounced again? You irritating pimple.

Nope, i have been given a special task upon my triumphant return to ph, it is to make sure i always give you some stick when you least expect it

[RogerVulva]

I would describe your wife as very satisfying

[Stuart70]

Far better than I deserve.

[Puggit]

Difficult

[NiceCupOfTea]

DSLiverpool said:

in with the bleach the second I have wiped my arse

That must sting a bit.

[TwigtheWonderkid]

When we got together she was 5'7 and 9 stone 4. Now, over 30 yrs and 2 kids later, she's 5'6 and a half and has piled on an extra 6 pounds.

Completely gone to seed!

Edited by TwigtheWonderkid on Thursday 23 October 14:06

[twing]

Divorced

[Joey Ramone]

anonymous said:

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'Cos I'm fking bored at work and can't think of anything else to write.

Just interested in how people honestly see their other halves. And whether they actually like them, to be honest!

[Ali Chappussy]

Bangs like a barn door in a gale.

[Pixel Pusher]

anonymous said:

[redacted]

I will, but at least her farts are quiet ones.

[Shaoxter]

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

[jshell]

Joey Ramone said:

H'mm. Potential can of worms this. But I'll start anyway.

Tall, blonde, pretty, but quite quirky looking. Wasn't my 'sort' but fell for her anyway. Amazing eyes. Bit of a dreamer. Loves tea, cakes and fast cars. Confident driver. Suffers from mental health problems, quite serious ones, but battles through and tries not to let it affect me. Not remotely ambitious. Hates working and would rather be at home baking. Intensely loyal, and incredibly supportive. Always backs me 100%. Very funny, with a quick wit. Extremely laid back, although get her on to topics like the benefits culture, and she makes far right Conservatives look like Owen Jones.

An awesome person to go through life with. I like nothing better than spending time in her company, and I look forward to seeing her at the end of each day.

Your turn.

Ah, you've hacked his PH account, haven't you? Well done!