Describe your wife

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village idiot

3,158 posts

268 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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better than my previous one and perhaps not as good as my next...

Thankyou4calling

10,615 posts

174 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Monkeythree said:
2 in the front and 2 in the back at a squeeze?
Every holes a goal :-)

StuntmanMike

11,671 posts

152 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Gretchen said:
TheDoggingFather said:
Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
A freak in the bed too, so I understand.

cloud9
I would.
A very interesting post...to say the least scratchchin

induction

212 posts

170 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Older,fatter,smellier,normal i guess?

Wolfer

185 posts

128 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Done Gone!

crofty1984

15,878 posts

205 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Not my wife.

NNH

1,520 posts

133 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Has her own Nomex race suit

jimothy

5,151 posts

238 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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There's a fair few people on here who have to be thankful of my missus.

Remember back a few years, the year of the corsets at BTaP, where pretty much every woman wore one?
Remember back the year before to when only one woman wore one, a proper one with boobs up to her chin and everyone else loved it, inspiring the above mentioned year of the corsets.

That was my missus that was.

(oh, and thanks to ali-kat for squeezing her into it)

Flip Martian

19,718 posts

191 months

Thursday 4th December 2014
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Adam B said:
She reminds me of Helen Mirren, which has got to be a damn good thing
Indeed! In my book too wink

NRS

22,221 posts

202 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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wargriff said:
Well I am not posting a picture of my wife, I learnt my lesson.
But to describe my wife, I would refer to the old adage " my better half "
Only married 2 years, but still wake with a smile every day.
I call custard on this!

cayman-black

12,666 posts

217 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Shnozz said:
rohrl said:
Just like my girlfriend that accompanied me on a 3,000 mile road trip. Quiet, well behaved, didn't back seat drive or give wrong directions and a handy way to store the bottle of JD en route.

fk i cant stop laughing.

medieval

1,499 posts

212 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Mines like a Mercedes R107 - well built and takes at least two of you to get her top off

medieval

1,499 posts

212 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Mines like a Mercedes R107 - well built and takes at least two of you to get her top off

Monkeylegend

26,479 posts

232 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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medieval said:
Mines like a Mercedes R107 - well built and takes at least two of you to get her top off
So a bit rusty round the edges.

RobinBanks

17,540 posts

180 months

Saturday 6th December 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
medieval said:
Mines like a Mercedes R107 - well built and takes at least two of you to get her top off
So a bit rusty round the edges.
And gets driven by Bobby Ewing.

4sure

2,438 posts

212 months

Saturday 6th December 2014
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Adam B said:
Flip Martian said:
I'm definitely punching above my weight (apologies for my gurning mug in this one). We're both 50 but we try to stay in shape - her in the gym, me by being ill laugh . She's my best friend, likes much of the same music I do, she's the most honest person I know, has an incredibly bad temper and short fuse sometimes but is the one I really and truly connected with - we met late in life and its for keeps. Still has a great body, matched by her talents in the bedroom and the kitchen (she's a great cook, too).

She hates driving herself and hates it when I drive fast. Especially when she's in the Camaro with me as its LHD. She constantly tells me how to drive too, which really does drive me nuts. But that doesn't spoil things; we both felt quite quickly we'd met our soul mate and nearly 5 years on, that hasn't changed one iota.

She reminds me of Helen Mirren, which has got to be a damn good thing
Is she Foxy Lisa ??....google

Flip Martian

19,718 posts

191 months

Saturday 6th December 2014
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4sure said:
Is she Foxy Lisa ??....google
laugh The flickr account I take it? No! Very nice but I reckon my wife is a bit more petite. smile

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 7th December 2014
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Thankyou4calling said:
Monkeythree said:
2 in the front and 2 in the back at a squeeze?
Every holes a goal :-)
Here you go then. Let us know when you get a hat trick...



coopedup

3,741 posts

140 months

Sunday 7th December 2014
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No longer my problem thank God, the skinny, flat chested streak of piss




Not that I am bothered tongue out

Monkeylegend

26,479 posts

232 months

Sunday 7th December 2014
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coopedup said:
No longer my problem thank God, the skinny, flat chested streak of piss




Not that I am bothered tongue out
Was she like that when you married her? wink