Describe your wife

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IanUAE

2,930 posts

165 months

Sunday 7th December 2014
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Tolerant and understanding. Well I work away almost every week (away meaning different country) and 2 weekends out of 4 we are either racing or testing.

Pommygranite

14,269 posts

217 months

Sunday 7th December 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
coopedup said:
No longer my problem thank God, the skinny, flat chested streak of piss




Not that I am bothered tongue out
Was she like that when you married her? wink
Was his ex Peter Crouch?


okie592

2,711 posts

168 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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But does She do anal?

Legend83

9,991 posts

223 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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okie592 said:
But does She do anal?
If by anal you mean gets pissed off with every little thing I do, then yes she does.

Pommygranite

14,269 posts

217 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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Not with you then it appears laugh


guitarcarfanatic

1,614 posts

136 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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Ambitious, romantic and cheeky.

She also has a laugh like someone trying to jump-start a Lada.

crofty1984

15,878 posts

205 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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Last Valentines day she took me to the London bike show for the weekend, despite hating bikes. Though I guess she did get a weekend in London out of it, so I'm going to describe her as...
An Evil Genius.

crofty1984

15,878 posts

205 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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Flip Martian said:
I'm definitely punching above my weight (apologies for my gurning mug in this one). We're both 50 but we try to stay in shape - her in the gym, me by being ill laugh . She's my best friend, likes much of the same music I do, she's the most honest person I know, has an incredibly bad temper and short fuse sometimes but is the one I really and truly connected with - we met late in life and its for keeps. Still has a great body, matched by her talents in the bedroom and the kitchen (she's a great cook, too).

She hates driving herself and hates it when I drive fast. Especially when she's in the Camaro with me as its LHD. She constantly tells me how to drive too, which really does drive me nuts. But that doesn't spoil things; we both felt quite quickly we'd met our soul mate and nearly 5 years on, that hasn't changed one iota.

Aww, she looks/sounds nice. Good for you two.

missingbadly999

348 posts

116 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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Pixel Pusher said:
I will, but at least her farts are quiet ones.

Well we all know why that is bounce

johnxjsc1985

15,948 posts

165 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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cayman-black said:
fk i cant stop laughing.
with all the st going on today that is truly funny

cayman-black

12,668 posts

217 months

Wednesday 7th January 2015
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okie592 said:
But does She do anal?
I am sure you can find someone to shove something up your arse if you ask nicely.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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crofty1984 said:
Flip Martian said:
Aww, she looks/sounds nice. Good for you two.
That looks like a carer taking her mental patient for some fresh air and an ice cream

Legend83

9,991 posts

223 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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blindswelledrat said:
That looks like a carer taking her mental patient for some fresh air and an ice cream
Harsh, but rofl

AndStilliRise

2,295 posts

117 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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Legend83 said:
blindswelledrat said:
That looks like a carer taking her mental patient for some fresh air and an ice cream
Harsh, but rofl
sorry...but rofl

missingbadly999

348 posts

116 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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I cant currently help with the exact requirements, but if it wouldhelp here's on of my ex wife in the Hitler Youth

Funkycoldribena

7,379 posts

155 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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missingbadly999 said:


I cant currently help with the exact requirements, but if it wouldhelp here's on of my ex wife in the Hitler Youth
So shes in her eighties then...

sunnydude959

907 posts

128 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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Not married, and I don't have a girlfriend. - and if it wasn't for (mild) family pressure I would ideally want to keep it this way.

CAPP0

19,613 posts

204 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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guindilias said:
Buried under the patio.
Do you live in Portugal?

missingbadly999

348 posts

116 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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Funkycoldribena said:
So shes in her eighties then...


Yep, and here she is going through her 'black' period

T0nup

683 posts

201 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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Think think this thread has taken a trip through the twilight zone, cos seriously?