Describe your wife

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missingbadly999

348 posts

115 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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T0nup said:
Think think this thread has taken a trip through the twilight zone, cos seriously?
Twigletzone maybe....

GC8

19,910 posts

190 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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sunnydude959 said:
Not married, and I don't have a girlfriend. - and if it wasn't for (mild) family pressure I would ideally want to keep it this way.
Had you considered coming out of the closet?

Pit Pony

8,579 posts

121 months

Thursday 8th January 2015
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The kindest most generous person I know. She always looks on the bright side and always tries to help everyone.
Which means that people dump on her, which makes me angry.

Ilovejapcrap

3,283 posts

112 months

Friday 9th January 2015
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Lemmonie said:
Bloody clever
Excellent cook
Perfect breasts
Brilliant mother
Hard worker
Amazingly funny
When I first read that I thought 2nd down said excellent cock !

Had to have a double take

lord trumpton

7,398 posts

126 months

Friday 9th January 2015
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crofty1984 said:
Flip Martian said:
I'm definitely punching above my weight (apologies for my gurning mug in this one). We're both 50 but we try to stay in shape - her in the gym, me by being ill laugh . She's my best friend, likes much of the same music I do, she's the most honest person I know, has an incredibly bad temper and short fuse sometimes but is the one I really and truly connected with - we met late in life and its for keeps. Still has a great body, matched by her talents in the bedroom and the kitchen (she's a great cook, too).

She hates driving herself and hates it when I drive fast. Especially when she's in the Camaro with me as its LHD. She constantly tells me how to drive too, which really does drive me nuts. But that doesn't spoil things; we both felt quite quickly we'd met our soul mate and nearly 5 years on, that hasn't changed one iota.

Aww, she looks/sounds nice. Good for you two.
If you got a proper haircut and shaved off the lip fluff it may help. You look like an '80s German porn star.

Flip Martian

19,692 posts

190 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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It was windy. And I've not had a 'tache since Movember 2012 laugh

sticks090460

1,077 posts

158 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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Dead

Fubar1977

916 posts

140 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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The biggest love of my life and the biggest pain in my arse in equal measure.

Wouldn`t be without her.


AB

16,987 posts

195 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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sticks090460 said:
Dead
Way to break up the party.

Sorry to hear that.

ali_kat

31,991 posts

221 months

Saturday 10th January 2015
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jimothy said:
(oh, and thanks to ali-kat for squeezing her into it)
That was my pleasure wink

frumpytrickle

245 posts

117 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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nigelpugh7 said:
As far as pictures is concerned here's one I love of Mrs P!



She is still looking pretty good for someone in her mid 40's!
Nice legs

MrBarry123

6,027 posts

121 months

Wednesday 14th January 2015
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sunnydude959 said:
Not married, and I don't have a girlfriend. - and if it wasn't for (mild) family pressure I would ideally want to keep it this way.
Look, if you want to marry your Mum then that's for you to decide - don't let her pressure you into it though.