Describe your wife

[jdw100]

Feirny said:

Are you Papa Lazarou?

Hello Dave...

[Joey Ramone]

jshell said:

Ah, you've hacked his PH account, haven't you? Well done!

Drat, you've discovered my dastardly plot. I'm off to play with my boobs and bake muffins, as I await his return, upon which I shall bang him until his cock falls off.

[hornetrider]

Thread got weird.

[Dog Star]

Six foot two, blonde, used to play rugby / bodybuild. MASSIVE bangers. Very clever. Very untidy. Good cook. Spends so long in the bath I suspect she's a mermaid.

[Swanny87]

slipstream 1985 said:

She bleaches your arse?

This has to be the funniest reply I've ever seen of PH. Nearly crying. Well done sir. In a bit of downtime at work and skipped through this thread. The bloke a few desks down is probably thinking why I'm sitting here shaking with a really red face, while covering my mouth... I'm having to think of anything just to stop laughing...

[Fozziebear]

Short (5ft), punchy, Irish decent, punchy, great cook. This is my 2nd wife as the first was just to nice

[Kiltie]

She can take her socks off without bending down.

It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.

[Dog Star]

Kiltie said:

She can take her socks off without bending down.

It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.

She's a keeper.

[HorneyMX5]

Fights other girls while wearing roller skates and hotpants, loves cars, can't cook.

[smifffymoto]

Patient,very patient

[P1ato]

jdw100 said:

Hello Dave...

Your toilet was broken, but I've fixed it now...

[theshrew]

[quote=HorneyMX5]Fights other girls while wearing roller skates and hotpantsquote]

Thats got to be a Lesbian fest.

[rfoster]

Perfect.

[HorneyMX5]

theshrew]orneyMX5]Fights other girls while wearing roller skates and hotpantsquote said:

Thats got to be a Lesbian fest.

There are a few invovled, yes.

[Bebee]

Kiltie said:

She can take her socks off without bending down.

It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.

On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off, AND, put a T shirt on while it's inside out, and through the head bit first, when on, it's the right way around and everything, I'm genuinely impressed by this.

youtube link here:

[SeeFive]

Very grumpy with me. We separated 3 weeks ago.

[markh1973]

Shaoxter said:

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

Size 4 - there's nothing of the poor thing.

[blueg33]

mental

[theshrew]

blueg33 said:

mental

They all are - Its just some have a bigger dose of it than others.

[DrDoofenshmirtz]

markh1973 said:

Shaoxter said:

Size 4, hot, still looks young, good cook, obedient, lets me do whatever I want.

So yeah, better than any of yours

Size 4 - there's nothing of the poor thing.

He lusts after young boys, so got a rake instead, probably.