Describe your wife

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Allaloneatron

3,123 posts

239 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Always, always right.

The fact that she is actually always right pisses me off no end. She did forget our anniversary last year though. That was the best anniversary gift ever.

Edited by Allaloneatron on Friday 24th October 12:19

stewies_minion

1,165 posts

186 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Someone else's problem.


Monkeylegend

26,226 posts

230 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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I can't believe this thread is for real.

thismonkeyhere

10,295 posts

230 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Allaloneatron said:
She did forget our anniversary last year though. That was the best anniversary gift ever.

hehe

killingjoker

950 posts

192 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Not allowed a shot gun licence smile

Dog Star

16,079 posts

167 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Monkeylegend said:
I can't believe this thread is for real.
It's a bit of a laugh with some opportunities to say rude things about the missus. It'd be a bit sad though if it was "pics of the wife".

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

166 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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thismonkeyhere said:
Allaloneatron said:
She did forget our anniversary last year though. That was the best anniversary gift ever.

hehe
Get in!

The Don of Croy

5,975 posts

158 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Joey Ramone said:
Extremely laid...
Not been married long, then?

Duke Thrust

1,680 posts

238 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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This being PH, my wife is a supermodel ex touring car racer who votes UKIP and writes for the Daily Mail.


pinchmeimdreamin

9,831 posts

217 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Is a member on here so I'm OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOutta here....

furtive

4,498 posts

278 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Tolerant

stuart-b

3,643 posts

225 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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If it's someone elses wife can I still contribute to the thread?






























paperbaggetmecoat

stiglet

1,082 posts

233 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Bebee said:
Kiltie said:
She can take her socks off without bending down.

It requires a carpeted surface and involves a "moon walk" type action.
On a similar note, my partner of 13 years (not married) can take her bra off through the arms of her blouse without taking the blouse off, AND, put a T shirt on while it's inside out, and through the head bit first, when on, it's the right way around and everything, I'm genuinely impressed by this.
In the same vein, mine seems to be able to take the cash out of my wallet without it ever leaving my pocket.

(cue for Kiltie's response " that's because your wallet never leaves your pocket" )

wink

gaz1234

5,233 posts

218 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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Russian

nigelpugh7

5,996 posts

189 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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evenflow said:


...and if anyone isn't familiar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBw-aEixWuo
Had a st week for lots of reasons!

But the reminder that Swiss Tony exists cheered me up no end.

The list of great quotes re the Mrs ( see women ) is beyond compare!

I give you the swiss Tony reference to laying a carpet!

You only need to know the swiss tony punchline," and when your finished - walk all over her! "

Enough said, and a work of genius!

theshrew

6,008 posts

183 months

Friday 24th October 2014
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evenflow said:


...and if anyone isn't familiar:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBw-aEixWuo
I'm sure that character is based on my mates Dad, he acts exactly the same and even closer looking.

Confused the hell out of him when we all started calling him Swiss. That soon changed to being pissed off when someone told him why we called him that, after all these years he's used to it now.


4941cc

25,867 posts

205 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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hora said:
Still has the same body at 41 that she had at 18.
hehe

I'd be amazed if she'd switched into someone else's!

HerrSchnell

2,342 posts

198 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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4941cc said:
hora said:
Still has the same body at 41 that she had at 18.
hehe

I'd be amazed if she'd switched into someone else's!
Technically she only has the same cerebral cortex as she had at 18, every other cell will have regenerated itself a couple of times by now.

LeftmostAardvark

1,434 posts

163 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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HorneyMX5 said:
Fights other girls while wearing roller skates and hotpants, loves cars, can't cook.
Are you me?

Captainawesome

1,817 posts

162 months

Saturday 25th October 2014
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Beautiful, kind, neurotic, totally illogical, hilarious, loveable, elegant.