Just Had A Total Brain Fart
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IN51GHT said:
What the hell is wrong with me.
Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".
I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.
Don't worry too much OP, at least you remembered the 'H' in your user name...Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".
I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.
Early morning last winter. I was going to be late for work. Skipped my coffee and flakes routine, out the front door at just under forty miles an hour, hit the high street with scant regard for my surroundings. Something's amiss. With not a moment to lose I'm overtaking everything I can but what is wrong here? It fully dawns as I'm dealing with daydreaming rush-hour numpties on the big roundabout, the car! I've left the car on the drive..
IN51GHT said:
What the hell is wrong with me.
Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".
I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.
A few weeks ago, I had the opposite experience whilst at work. I needed a pee, so quite sensibly headed off to the toilets. Now, as we're all aware, to perform this act it is necessary to unzip one's flies and 'present' the old fire-hose. So clearly, I knew what I wanted to do and the necessary steps I needed to take to achieve this. No issues there. The problem was, however, I was already engaging in the preparation phase whilst some twenty metres from the lavatories, in a fairly busy corridor. Fortunately, my brain rebooted a fraction of a second before commencing 'presentation'...Just went into the trap at work to answer a call of nature, dropped my trousers & pants, then stood there for about 10 seconds thinking "what did I come in here for".
I honestly couldn't think what I was doing there.
fausTVR said:
Early morning last winter. I was going to be late for work. Skipped my coffee and flakes routine, out the front door at just under forty miles an hour, hit the high street with scant regard for my surroundings. Something's amiss. With not a moment to lose I'm overtaking everything I can but what is wrong here? It fully dawns as I'm dealing with daydreaming rush-hour numpties on the big roundabout, the car! I've left the car on the drive..
I once did that with my todger. The wife went mad when she found it. Then, to cap it all, I cross threaded it when I put it back on.Bad day, that was.
fausTVR said:
Early morning last winter. I was going to be late for work. Skipped my coffee and flakes routine, out the front door at just under forty miles an hour, hit the high street with scant regard for my surroundings. Something's amiss. With not a moment to lose I'm overtaking everything I can but what is wrong here? It fully dawns as I'm dealing with daydreaming rush-hour numpties on the big roundabout, the car! I've left the car on the drive..
I've done that leaving work. A beautiful, sunny afternoon and I just set off at a leisurely pace on foot.I got home and had a panic thinking my car had been stolen.
Then I realised it was still at work....
RobinBanks said:
fausTVR said:
Early morning last winter. I was going to be late for work. Skipped my coffee and flakes routine, out the front door at just under forty miles an hour, hit the high street with scant regard for my surroundings. Something's amiss. With not a moment to lose I'm overtaking everything I can but what is wrong here? It fully dawns as I'm dealing with daydreaming rush-hour numpties on the big roundabout, the car! I've left the car on the drive..
I've done that leaving work. A beautiful, sunny afternoon and I just set off at a leisurely pace on foot.I got home and had a panic thinking my car had been stolen.
Then I realised it was still at work....
Of course I'd left it parked in my friend's road
tfin said:
I was buying a lottery ticket the other day and forgot how old I was for a good few seconds.
Forgot how old you were for a fe seconds? Last year I celebrated my 46 th birthday for the second time after forgetting how old I was for a whole year......And yes, I truly think i will lose my marbles by the time I'm sixty....
Feirny said:
I pulled up at work the other morning after hooning it there thinking I was late. I wasn't late at all, I'd just gone to my previous employers.
In the same way, phoning someone you deal with currently and dialling the number for someone you haven't worked with for years!This probably doesn't work for younger people because they save numbers on the phone and just click the name. People now aren't used to memorising numbers and dialling them.
Went shopping in my local town one christmas , finished my errands and went looking around every carpark in town for my car,got to the stage that I was about to phone the police to report the car stolen then remembered that to save the hassle of finding a parking space I had walked the mile into town .Derrrrrr.
RobinBanks said:
In the same way, phoning someone you deal with currently and dialling the number for someone you haven't worked with for years!
This probably doesn't work for younger people because they save numbers on the phone and just click the name. People now aren't used to memorising numbers and dialling them.
I still do that too. I do remember phone numbers very easily though. This probably doesn't work for younger people because they save numbers on the phone and just click the name. People now aren't used to memorising numbers and dialling them.
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