The Annual PH how to get rid of Trick or Treaters thread
Discussion
Soov535 said:
B0llocks. We spend all year telling our kids not to interact with strangers and then one day a year we let them go off and demand money with menaces from old people.
American bu115hit
Quite, plus it's fun to you, but not to the elderly, or those that can't afford it! Or those that have hoards of teenagers turn up without costumes, demanding money! Or those with kids asleep American bu115hit
ali_kat said:
Soov535 said:
B0llocks. We spend all year telling our kids not to interact with strangers and then one day a year we let them go off and demand money with menaces from old people.
American bu115hit
Quite, plus it's fun to you, but not to the elderly, or those that can't afford it! Or those that have hoards of teenagers turn up without costumes, demanding money! Or those with kids asleep American bu115hit
fido said:
Soov535 said:
The exception being the five 18 year old Cambridge girl students who turned up outside our house last year in their pants!
Erm .. how did you know they were from Cambridge?I'm guessing it's his local Uni
ali_kat said:
fido said:
Soov535 said:
The exception being the five 18 year old Cambridge girl students who turned up outside our house last year in their pants!
Erm .. how did you know they were from Cambridge?I'm guessing it's his local Uni
I managed to get rid of two approx. 11 year old girls pretty quickly two years ago...
Had completely forgotten it was Halloween... arrived home in a rush as i was off out for the evening, jumped in the shower before realising my clothes and towel were freshly washed in the utility room downstairs. Not a problem, just quick naked jog down the stairs to retrieve them as ive done a thousand times before... came bounding down, "bits" flapping everywhere, really into my stride...
...only to be met with these two, dressed as witches and mouths wide open in total horror, standing right at the window at the bottom of the stairs looking at me still bouncing my way down. Took around a second for me to realise what had happened, turned around and legged it back up as rapidly as possible. I then lost my footing halfway up in my haste and fell forwards, thus giving them a good view of my arse as well.
Luckily the police didnt appear that evening...
Had completely forgotten it was Halloween... arrived home in a rush as i was off out for the evening, jumped in the shower before realising my clothes and towel were freshly washed in the utility room downstairs. Not a problem, just quick naked jog down the stairs to retrieve them as ive done a thousand times before... came bounding down, "bits" flapping everywhere, really into my stride...
...only to be met with these two, dressed as witches and mouths wide open in total horror, standing right at the window at the bottom of the stairs looking at me still bouncing my way down. Took around a second for me to realise what had happened, turned around and legged it back up as rapidly as possible. I then lost my footing halfway up in my haste and fell forwards, thus giving them a good view of my arse as well.
Luckily the police didnt appear that evening...
PopsandBangs said:
I managed to get rid of two approx. 11 year old girls pretty quickly two years ago...
Had completely forgotten it was Halloween... arrived home in a rush as i was off out for the evening, jumped in the shower before realising my clothes and towel were freshly washed in the utility room downstairs. Not a problem, just quick naked jog down the stairs to retrieve them as ive done a thousand times before... came bounding down, "bits" flapping everywhere, really into my stride...
...only to be met with these two, dressed as witches and mouths wide open in total horror, standing right at the window at the bottom of the stairs looking at me still bouncing my way down. Took around a second for me to realise what had happened, turned around and legged it back up as rapidly as possible. I then lost my footing halfway up in my haste and fell forwards, thus giving them a good view of my arse as well.
Luckily the police didnt appear that evening...
I don't believe a word of it but it did make me chuckle. Had completely forgotten it was Halloween... arrived home in a rush as i was off out for the evening, jumped in the shower before realising my clothes and towel were freshly washed in the utility room downstairs. Not a problem, just quick naked jog down the stairs to retrieve them as ive done a thousand times before... came bounding down, "bits" flapping everywhere, really into my stride...
...only to be met with these two, dressed as witches and mouths wide open in total horror, standing right at the window at the bottom of the stairs looking at me still bouncing my way down. Took around a second for me to realise what had happened, turned around and legged it back up as rapidly as possible. I then lost my footing halfway up in my haste and fell forwards, thus giving them a good view of my arse as well.
Luckily the police didnt appear that evening...
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