Inspire me - have to spend £26 exactly. What buy?

[Hoofy]

Bullett said:

You pay for porn?

Higher resolution. A requirement once your eyesight starts to go from viewing too much porn.

[mr_spock]

A fez, magic book and some starter tricks. Or modelling balloons and the internet. Or Tesco buttermilk for all your friends:

http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/weird-news/tesco...

[Wacky Racer]

What a strange post.......

[cootuk]

Aeropress coffee maker and filters

[CC07 PEU]

Buy some oil for the car/motorbike (if you've got one). You're bound to make use of it at some point.

Or, stock up on stuff you're always likely to make use of - bog roll, kitchen roll, razor blades, cleaning materials, buy a new mop head etc...

[DanielSan]

dalzo said:

Pornhub membership

Who would pay for this when it's nearly all free anyway?

[dudleybloke]

various pranks.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Stink-Bombs-BULK-PACK-36/d...

[Scooby84]

I see you own an RS4.

How about this and still have change?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Model-Car-Audi-RS4-1-24-...

[HarryW]

You can't have too much moustache wax. http://www.carterandbond.com/detail.phtml?pID=CA50...

And a snood to keep it in place overnight. http://www.carterandbond.com/detail.phtml?pID=ST50...

I'm sure you could negotiate a joint buy and get both for £26..........

[Matt UK]

Some new wiper blades.

[northwest monkey]

DanielSan said:

dalzo said:

Pornhub membership

Who would pay for this when it's nearly all free anyway?

It's ok - he's posting from 1999.

[Fuzzy400]

13 lottery tickets

[Fuzzy400]

13 lottery tickets