What does the OH do that really ****es you off?

What does the OH do that really ****es you off?

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80quattro

1,725 posts

195 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Here's a regular conversation between us:
Me: 'What time does our son have football training later?'
Her: 'I told you that yesterday.'
Me: 'Yes, but I can't remember - What time is it?'
Her: 'Well you should remember'.
Me: 'OK. So what time is it?'
Her: (Silence)
Me: 'For fks sake woman, I asked you a straightforward question that has a three syllable answer!'
Her: (Silence) Etc.

She feels I should only need to be told something only once - even a day or so when I actually need this information!

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

203 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Does anyone else's missus have hair everywhere or just mine? I seem to find it everywhere ...


80quattro

1,725 posts

195 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Mr Trophy said:
Does anyone else's missus have hair everywhere or just mine? I seem to find it everywhere ...
My God, she sounds like a Gorilla.



JohnSW20

886 posts

237 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Mine has a conversation in her head first before inviting me to join in. When its not going the way it did in her head it turns into a heated discussion and I have no idea why she is getting so wound up!!!!!!!

Apparently all women do this!!!

Mr Trophy

6,808 posts

203 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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80quattro said:
My God, she sounds like a Gorilla.
hehe I blame her hair extensions. Honest.

FWDRacer

3,564 posts

224 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Tissues. In the bloody washing machine. mad

AC43

11,484 posts

208 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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singlecoil said:
Mine will sometimes tell me about something which involves several steps, but will leave out one or more steps. Or add steps that don't relate to the thing she is telling me about.
You missed the bit about repeating one or more of the steps several times. For no apparent reason.


Muzzer79

9,943 posts

187 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Refuses to acknowledge the existence of curtains in the house, which need opening when it's daytime and closing at night.

Leaves fridge door open far too long, front door open when the heating is on

Over fills the freezer so it won't shut properly then complains that it needs de-icing all the time.

Constantly asks for small 'errands'
Examples; can you put this in the bin
Can you put this upstairs
Can you get me a drink
Can you pick this up on the way home

Do it yourself! I do.

Would be lt without her though smile

matchmaker

8,490 posts

200 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Sudoku.

LordHaveMurci

12,042 posts

169 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Myself & my OH separated for a couple of years, we have now been back together for a couple of years & I frequently have to remind myself it's better to have her back despite her mad habits, most of which have already been mentioned above!

lockhart flawse

2,041 posts

235 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Never, ever puts on her seat belt when she gets into a car even though she has been done twice for not wearing one. Current cars have chimes that ring when the seat belts are not done up but she still forgets to put the bloody thing on.

Leaves her shoes in the middle of the floor.

Her phone is always missing, broken, out of battery or out of range.

ApOrbital

9,959 posts

118 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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R1 Indy said:
Mine, She turned absolutely everything off at the bloody plug!!

Go to make a coffee, check water flick switch, come back in 5 mins, pour kettle, stone cold coffee mess in a cup, then mess in the sink!!!

Make my lunch, sit down on the sofa, TV remote, Arhhhh

It really infuriates me, and no rational reason to do it other than her mother does it!


Does anyone else have this problem?
Yes mine does the same she thinks we save about 100 pence per year by turning the swith off,fking leave the ing thing on and do not ing fk about with the sky box it is on for a fking reason.Might aswel tell her to start turning the freezer and fridge off.

BrabusMog

20,145 posts

186 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Mine lives abroad now, so we only get to see each other Friday night late until Monday afternoon usually, although I am missing a lot of football because of this! Pretty handy for not causing arguments as we're never under each others feet in the week - next year may be different if she gets a contract in the UK.

Edit - costing me loads of money in travel is a pain the arse though!

MitchT

15,865 posts

209 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Tyre Tread said:
Waits until I am in another room, usually with running water noise or TV noise in the background, and then starts a conversation with me.
Same here ... and then becomes really condescending toward me when I don't hear her.

krallicious

4,312 posts

205 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Moving things around the flat because she was tidying things away. Mainly paperwork which was left out because it needed to be completed soon!

MitchT

15,865 posts

209 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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BrabusMog said:
Mine lives abroad now ...
RESULT! beer

BenWRXSEi

2,346 posts

134 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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Cold feet in bed! curse

BrabusMog

20,145 posts

186 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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MitchT said:
BrabusMog said:
Mine lives abroad now ...
RESULT! beer
hehe the pitfalls of meeting someone when you are not in the UK and then keeping in touch! Or the benefits, depending on which way you look at it.

6th Gear

3,563 posts

194 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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80quattro said:
Here's a regular conversation between us:
Me: 'What time does our son have football training later?'
Her: 'I told you that yesterday.'
Me: 'Yes, but I can't remember - What time is it?'
Her: 'Well you should remember'.
Me: 'OK. So what time is it?'
Her: (Silence)
Me: 'For fks sake woman, I asked you a straightforward question that has a three syllable answer!'
Her: (Silence) Etc.

She feels I should only need to be told something only once - even a day or so when I actually need this information!
Mine does exactly the same.

hehe

adz9

137 posts

191 months

Wednesday 5th November 2014
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6th Gear said:
80quattro said:
Here's a regular conversation between us:
Me: 'What time does our son have football training later?'
Her: 'I told you that yesterday.'
Me: 'Yes, but I can't remember - What time is it?'
Her: 'Well you should remember'.
Me: 'OK. So what time is it?'
Her: (Silence)
Me: 'For fks sake woman, I asked you a straightforward question that has a three syllable answer!'
Her: (Silence) Etc.

She feels I should only need to be told something only once - even a day or so when I actually need this information!
Mine does exactly the same.

hehe
And mine!!!

My other half seems to have an odd obsession with saving bottles/plastic Chinese containers and they are bloody EVERYWHERE in her house!