Girls stay the same age, but I keep getting older

Girls stay the same age, but I keep getting older

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SkinnyP

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1,420 posts

150 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Mid-twenties, but I still look at 19 year old girls with licentious eyes.

I'm certain all men are the same, but my problem is exacerbated because I find women my age to have lost their aura.

Yes they are generally smarter and more tolerable day to day, but too many years of drink and drugs and their skin has gone to st.

In a few years I'll be 30, then I'll have to contend with saggy boobs and smelly skin.


TheEnd

15,370 posts

189 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Hmm, a skin fetishist, I didn't know there was such a thing.

Magic919

14,126 posts

202 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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SkinnyP said:
In a few years I'll be 30, then I'll have to contend with saggy boobs and smelly skin.
Don't worry, some girls like their blokes like that.

McWigglebum4th

32,414 posts

205 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Spare tyre

9,592 posts

131 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Wish I was 25!

markcoznottz

7,155 posts

225 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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SkinnyP said:
Mid-twenties, but I still look at 19 year old girls with licentious eyes.

I'm certain all men are the same, but my problem is exacerbated because I find women my age to have lost their aura.

Yes they are generally smarter and more tolerable day to day, but too many years of drink and drugs and their skin has gone to st.

In a few years I'll be 30, then I'll have to contend with saggy boobs and smelly skin.
Christ, wait till you're in your late 30's / early 40's whereby you might just be able to wing it into a bar where there are 20 yr old females, and you are old enough to be thier dad!!!!!

BoRED S2upid

19,713 posts

241 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Become filthy rich then you can pull a young one well into your 50's!

Jasandjules

69,927 posts

230 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Magic919 said:
Don't worry, some girls like their blokes like that.
rofl

OP, be very grateful, some of us are nearing 40.

EtcEtc

20,566 posts

173 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Some of us are the other bloody side.

Impasse

15,099 posts

242 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Surely you're pretty much the same age as the girls you're oggling?

rudecherub

1,997 posts

167 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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http://www.bustle.com/articles/40157-okcupid-says-...

It's just the way it is.

We might as well complain the sky is blue and the grass is green, as a general rule men - regardless of their age - will find a young woman more attractive.

It's that selfish gene at work.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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BoRED S2upid said:
Become filthy rich then you can pull a young one well into your 50's!
Or move to China/Thailand/South America.

Condi

17,219 posts

172 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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My boss once said to me;

Condi, you know when you were 18, the 18 year old girls were very pretty.
Yes
Well, you know when you got to 24 and the 24 year olds were very pretty, but the 18 year olds hadnt got any less pretty.
Yes
When you get to 30, the 18, 24 and 30 year old women will be still all be very pretty.
Yes
Well Im 64 and nothing has changed!

SkinnyP

Original Poster:

1,420 posts

150 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Skin fetish, yes maybe, I am a bit OCD when it comes to hygiene wink

Interesting link rudecherub.

Anyone my age in the same predicament?

Wacky Racer

38,175 posts

248 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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SkinnyP said:

In a few years I'll be 30, then I'll have to contend with saggy boobs and smelly skin.
Well go on a diet and have a wash then.........

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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SkinnyP said:
Girls stay the same age, but I keep getting older
Watch what you get older, remember all those 60s entertainers in jail for doing that.

Wacky Racer

38,175 posts

248 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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mybrainhurts said:
SkinnyP said:
Girls stay the same age, but I keep getting older
Watch what you get older, remember all those 60s entertainers in jail for doing that.
How long have you got left of your sentence MBH?

hehe



anonymous-user

55 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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This topic reminds me of one of my mates smile

He is 35 and every few years he complains that his current girlfriend has got 'older and not as attractive' so he exchanges them for another 18/19 year old.

He does have a Lamborghini, a couple of Porsches, and is very good banter, so he finds it no problem at all to go out on a student night and pull some utterly smoking 19 year old.

Fair play to him I say, he doesn't want to settle down yet.

mybrainhurts

90,809 posts

256 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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Wacky Racer said:
mybrainhurts said:
SkinnyP said:
Girls stay the same age, but I keep getting older
Watch what you get older, remember all those 60s entertainers in jail for doing that.
How long have you got left of your sentence MBH?

hehe
How very dare you? They won't take me alive...

MrMagoo

3,208 posts

163 months

Sunday 9th November 2014
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You're mid twenties for god sake, Your speaking about 19 year old like your double their age! Wait until you get to the wrong side of 40 frown