Being Santa - Any tips?
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The nursery my daughter goes to have asked me to be Santa for a couple of hours this year, finally I've received some recognition for all the effort gone into building this authentic physique!
I've agreed to do it (they are sorting out the costume) but now I've done this the realisation of it has started to sink in. What the heck does a Santa do and what do I need to know? I was hoping some of you might have experience of this role already and can help me out.
I'm OK with the whole "what's your name?" and "have you been good?" side of things but I'm now wondering if the little darlings (ages 2 > 5) will test me with any questions and if so what do I need to prepare for?
Do I go with an accent? Am I supposed to smell of booze?
I don't even know what all the reindeer are called at the moment.
lord trumpton said:
Just be careful how you handle the children
Don't be to touchy or affectionate and don't sit them on your knee. Seems silly but some parents can be extremely edgy and its best to keep them at arms length and play it safe in this day and age.
A sensible post!Don't be to touchy or affectionate and don't sit them on your knee. Seems silly but some parents can be extremely edgy and its best to keep them at arms length and play it safe in this day and age.
This sites gone to the dogs
Get the best costume and beard you can , it makes a big difference .
I have done it a couple of times , very much out of character for me ( user name is no accident ).
I was floored by one of the GF's grandsons who can be 'difficult' ,when he opened the front door to be suprised by Father Christmas (me) went all wide eyed and declared " I have been good , honest ! ".
Enjoy it !
I have done it a couple of times , very much out of character for me ( user name is no accident ).
I was floored by one of the GF's grandsons who can be 'difficult' ,when he opened the front door to be suprised by Father Christmas (me) went all wide eyed and declared " I have been good , honest ! ".
Enjoy it !
thetapeworm said:
The nursery my daughter goes to have asked me to be Santa for a couple of hours this year, finally I've received some recognition for all the effort gone into building this authentic physique!
I've agreed to do it (they are sorting out the costume) but now I've done this the realisation of it has started to sink in. What the heck does a Santa do and what do I need to know? I was hoping some of you might have experience of this role already and can help me out.
I'm OK with the whole "what's your name?" and "have you been good?" side of things but I'm now wondering if the little darlings (ages 2 > 5) will test me with any questions and if so what do I need to prepare for?
Do I go with an accent? Am I supposed to smell of booze?
I don't even know what all the reindeer are called at the moment.
Only good is going to come from your portly build and nursery staff organising the costume I've agreed to do it (they are sorting out the costume) but now I've done this the realisation of it has started to sink in. What the heck does a Santa do and what do I need to know? I was hoping some of you might have experience of this role already and can help me out.
I'm OK with the whole "what's your name?" and "have you been good?" side of things but I'm now wondering if the little darlings (ages 2 > 5) will test me with any questions and if so what do I need to prepare for?
Do I go with an accent? Am I supposed to smell of booze?
I don't even know what all the reindeer are called at the moment.
Bellatrix said:
Don't let your opening line be ...........Now then, Now then, what can Father Xmas fix for you?
The first of two sessions completed this morning, I was bricking it but soon settled into things once I was in my grotto. No erections to report.I did notice that the wig was very Jimmy Savile though.
Being Santa is no easy task; kids today are a savvy bunch, and the truth about Mr. Claus is only a Google search away.
Some kids will try to rip off your fake beard to prove that you're not Santa!
"You're not the real Santa Claus!"
"That's right, son/sweetie. I'm just a stand-in. The real Santa is busy making toys for all you girls and boys in his workshop in the North Pole, so he told me to come down and visit you."
Some kids will try to rip off your fake beard to prove that you're not Santa!
"You're not the real Santa Claus!"
"That's right, son/sweetie. I'm just a stand-in. The real Santa is busy making toys for all you girls and boys in his workshop in the North Pole, so he told me to come down and visit you."
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