Inappropriate behaviour in front of OH's folks
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I drove my OH and her mother to London on Saturday and when we got to the capital I had cause to beep my horn at some douchebag in a pimped Range Rover who pulled out straight in front of me at a junction. Said douchebag then wound down his window and told me in no uncertain terms to go forth and multiply - somehow I was able to keep calm and simply laughed at him, however, had I been with anyone else I may have been tempted to fire some choice words back but it was a very close call and I'm sure would have made for a fairly tense atmosphere afterwards.
Have you ever come out with something extremely inappropriate in front of your OH's parents?
Have you ever come out with something extremely inappropriate in front of your OH's parents?
A friend of mine plays 'Words' on the iphone - basically electronic Scrabble. As you'd expect, it won't let you play rude words.
One of the people she plays is her mother in law. One day she had the letters ANKERW. For a joke she made the word w
kER and said to her chap 'haha, wouldn't it be funny if it actually allowed you to play it', and pushed 'PLAY'.
Yup, you've guess it..!
One of the people she plays is her mother in law. One day she had the letters ANKERW. For a joke she made the word w
kER and said to her chap 'haha, wouldn't it be funny if it actually allowed you to play it', and pushed 'PLAY'.Yup, you've guess it..!
Luckily I get on very well with the gf's parents and they're very relaxed with similar humour to me (although you'd never want to cross them). The one that comes to mind was during dinner one evening around a year ago when, through some inexplicable course of conversation, the topic of favourite bedroom positions came up.
Her dad, sensing an opportunity to put me on the spot said "so Para, what's your favourite position?" and without looking up from my bowl of soup I said "I don't mind Paul, as long as I'm balls deep in your daughter". Her mum was in hysterics, but her dad, well he went right the other way! He came around eventually.
ETA: I am not Rude-boy's friend
Her dad, sensing an opportunity to put me on the spot said "so Para, what's your favourite position?" and without looking up from my bowl of soup I said "I don't mind Paul, as long as I'm balls deep in your daughter". Her mum was in hysterics, but her dad, well he went right the other way! He came around eventually.
ETA: I am not Rude-boy's friend
Edited by parabolica on Monday 24th November 14:15
I am the model of virtue.
My best friend though, many moons ago, was caught 'balls deep' in his girlfriend when her Dad stuck his head around the door to tell them tea was ready. This wasn't a 'can guess what I just saw' moment either but a full on ripped off clothes, on the top of the bed, their heads and her feet pointing towards the door encounter.
Tea was a quiet affair that day, although the relationship did carry on for a few months longer and he was invited back to the house again!
My best friend though, many moons ago, was caught 'balls deep' in his girlfriend when her Dad stuck his head around the door to tell them tea was ready. This wasn't a 'can guess what I just saw' moment either but a full on ripped off clothes, on the top of the bed, their heads and her feet pointing towards the door encounter.
Tea was a quiet affair that day, although the relationship did carry on for a few months longer and he was invited back to the house again!
When I was younger, and on holiday with my ex and her family, my ex was playfully winding me up and so I told her she was going to get donkey punched that night.
To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
SpunkyGlory said:
When I was younger, and on holiday with my ex and her family, my ex was playfully winding me up and so I told her she was going to get donkey punched that night.
To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
Relevant username. To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
SpunkyGlory said:
When I was younger, and on holiday with my ex and her family, my ex was playfully winding me up and so I told her she was going to get donkey punched that night.
To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
I've just had to google that.To be fair I didn't really know what it meant but it turns out her dad did and he was sunbathing about 2 feet away from us.
Sat quietly chuckling at my monitor now.
my gf's father caught me balls deep on the vinegar strokes seeing to his favourite number 1 daughter on the sofa in the lounge ,
he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
At ex-wife's family home for X-mas. Had recently suffered a burn to my eye in Gothenburg Airport. Asked by someone at the X-mas dinner table what exactly happened. My exact words were....
"You know how all the scumbags hang about outside smoking? Well there were scumbag smokers at the Airport entrance, it was windy and some hot ash blew off one of the cigarettes and hit me in the eye."
Most of my ex-wifes family were smokers. I hadn't notice my faux pas but on the drive home was made WELL AWARE of it.
"You know how all the scumbags hang about outside smoking? Well there were scumbag smokers at the Airport entrance, it was windy and some hot ash blew off one of the cigarettes and hit me in the eye."
Most of my ex-wifes family were smokers. I hadn't notice my faux pas but on the drive home was made WELL AWARE of it.
dingg said:
my gf's father caught me balls deep on the vinegar strokes seeing to his favourite number 1 daughter on the sofa in the lounge ,
he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
Very good! Off topic a bit but reminds me of the time many years ago when I was busy entertaining upstairs at my parents house when someone rang the front door. No one, ever, went to the parents front door, so I guessed, by the persisting knocking, it was important. I hurried downstairs with a hastily grabbed towel doing a cracking impression of a tent around my waist, opened the door, to be greeted by the village vicars wife selling the church magazine.......he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
When I was staying away with the (ex) GF and her family in Cornwall some years ago, we were staying in a static caravan, so you can imagine what the evening "entertainment" was like.... a load of mouth breathers on a stty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!
Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
tty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
SickFish said:
When I was staying away with the (ex) GF and her family in Cornwall some years ago, we were staying in a static caravan, so you can imagine what the evening "entertainment" was like.... a load of mouth breathers on a stty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!
Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
Were The Inbetweeners based on you?tty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
SpunkyGlory said:
SickFish said:
When I was staying away with the (ex) GF and her family in Cornwall some years ago, we were staying in a static caravan, so you can imagine what the evening "entertainment" was like.... a load of mouth breathers on a stty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!
Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
Were The Inbetweeners based on you?tty dance floor in a wooden community centre type building.... joy!Anyway, I got drunk, VERY drunk, and started dancing with this quite hot girl on the dance floor. Then, I feel this "bump" on my calf, look around and there's this guy in a wheel chair staring up at me.... Apparently, I was trying to dance with his girlfriend.
Cutting a long story short, I ended up getting into a fight with the guy in a wheel chair... and hurting him quite badly (yes I am ashamed), with my girlfriend and her parents looking on in horror.....
Then, just to add insult to injury, as we were walking back to the static I drunkenly walked (stumbled) straight into the side of a caravan, fell over and vomited all over myself.....
I miss my youth....
CalNaughtonJnr said:
I drove my OH and her mother to London on Saturday and when we got to the capital I had cause to beep my horn at some douchebag in a pimped Range Rover who pulled out straight in front of me at a junction. Said douchebag then wound down his window and told me in no uncertain terms to go forth and multiply - somehow I was able to keep calm and simply laughed at him, however, had I been with anyone else I may have been tempted to fire some choice words back but it was a very close call and I'm sure would have made for a fairly tense atmosphere afterwards.
Have you ever come out with something extremely inappropriate in front of your OH's parents?
You're obviously not a powerfully built company director with a goatee...Have you ever come out with something extremely inappropriate in front of your OH's parents?
I got away with shouting at the MiL earlier this year....
We'd gone out to celebrate my other halfs birthday, and also coincidently on the same day 18 year old step-son. Unfortunately had to invite lads dad, which meant the evening was tense.
My Wife was fairly well behaved, but her sister an utter cow, who then upped and left at short notice and noticeably lacking in manners.
Wife well wound up. MiL kept up with I did not see anything, which was a) unsupportable and b) winding my wife up even further.
I think FiL was going to tell me off, and then decided that he agreed with me.
We are not going back there for next years birthday.
We'd gone out to celebrate my other halfs birthday, and also coincidently on the same day 18 year old step-son. Unfortunately had to invite lads dad, which meant the evening was tense.
My Wife was fairly well behaved, but her sister an utter cow, who then upped and left at short notice and noticeably lacking in manners.
Wife well wound up. MiL kept up with I did not see anything, which was a) unsupportable and b) winding my wife up even further.
I think FiL was going to tell me off, and then decided that he agreed with me.
We are not going back there for next years birthday.
dingg said:
my gf's father caught me balls deep on the vinegar strokes seeing to his favourite number 1 daughter on the sofa in the lounge ,
he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
Really?he didn't bat an eyelid just walked across the room and said 'oh hanky panky eh' as the g/f ran about trying to cover her bits up with cushions , I merrily spurted over the sofa.
married to her now
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